Friday, December 30, 2005

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Forbidden Love

It was a dark and stormy night.
They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that… more than anything.

Suddenly, the power went out… She screamed…
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on… as did their growing passion.
They knew it was wrong…
Their families would never understand…
So consumed were they in their passion that they didn't hear the door opening ...
Then the light went on ...

Friday, December 23, 2005

Internet Classic: Googlism

If you want to do it the old fashioned way, just put your name and the word is in quotes. Example "lilyfair is"

"Lily Fair is a dreamer and a dancer"

"Lily Fair is the dreamer of the group-- and her greatest dream
is to become a wonderful ballerina"

"Lily Fair is also available in the custom finished options listed below"

"LILY FAIR is easy" - Not true!

"Lily Fair is a very mild mannered lady" - That's better

"LILY FAIR, is a superb tale that demonstrates the magic"

"Lily Fair is much more ..."

"Lily Fair is exactly what I needed." - Glad to have helped

"Lily Fair is your best choice"

"Lily Fair is available for just $19.99 from Our website" - I'm worth much more than that!

"Lily Fair is available for just $130.98" - That's better

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Fily Lair


Dirty Spoonerisms!

For those who don't know what a Spoonerism, here is an explanation from wikipedia:

A Spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants or vowels are switched, named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency. - Create Spoonerisms!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Monday, December 19, 2005

The Mystic Penis of Rasputin

Warning: Picture of pickled penis.

Warning #2: Men may suffer from feels of inadequacy after viewing

In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

ETA: An anonymous commenter pointed out that the mighty penis might be a sea cucumber. The Museum of Hoaxes as an article outlining the controversy

Not that I thought is was real anyway. Pshaw!

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Kitties

Tree Decorating With Cats

Lol at typos! Before I backspaced this post said "Christmas Titties: Tree Decorating With Cate." That would have been an interesting post.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Odd Couples

Lets Be Friends - Pictures of animal friends

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Chakra Test

My results:

Root: under-active (-38%)
The Root chakra is about being physically there and feeling at home in situations. If you tend to be fearful or nervous, your Root chakra is probably under-active. You'd easily feel unwelcome.

Sacral: under-active (-38%)
The Sacral chakra is about feeling and sexuality. If you tend to be stiff and unemotional or have a "poker face," the Sacral chakra is under-active. You're not very open to people.

Navel: under-active (-50%)
The Navel chakra is about asserting yourself in a group. When the Navel chakra is under-active, you tend to be passive and indecisive. You're probably timid and don't get what you want.

Heart: under-active (-44%)
The Heart chakra is about love, kindness and affection. When your Heart chakra is under-active, you are cold and distant.

Throat: under-active (-63%)
The Throat chakra is about self-expression and talking. When this chakra is under-active, you tend not to speak much, and you probably are introverted and shy. Not speaking the truth may block this chakra.

Third Eye: open (-6%)
The Third Eye chakra is about insight and visualisation. When it is open, you have a good intuition. You may tend to fantasize.

Crown: under-active (-44%)
The Crown chakra is about wisdom and being one with the world. If it is under-active, you're not very aware of spirituality. You're probably quite rigid in your thinking.

Friday, December 9, 2005

Which Classical Composer Are You?

I am: Ludwig van Beethoven

Bizarre and eccentric, he considered himself a supremely great genius, and was not mistaken. He turned music upside-down and blew all the powdered wigs out of the concert hall, even though he was deaf.

Thursday, December 8, 2005

The Scratch Pad - draw with a group of people!

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

The Gothic Fairy Store - I did some Christmas shopping here.

Monday, December 5, 2005

Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar, sat on a stool and put a foot locker on the bar. He opened it up and set a small piano on the bar. Then a little man got out of the footlocker, sat down at the piano and started playing beautiful classical music. The bartender said 'Wow, where did you find him'? The man reached into the footlocker, pulled out a lamp and said 'I found this on the beach, rubbed it and a genie popped out'. The bartender grabbed it, started rubbing it and said 'I want a million bucks'. The man said 'Wait, there's something I have to tell you'. But it was too late. Ducks started appearing everywhere. They filled the bar, ran out into the street and filled the entire city. The bartender said 'What in the world is going on here'? The man said 'I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. The genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist'?

Sunday, December 4, 2005 - Funny and bad personals

Reminds me of a pathetic response I received from my OkCupid profile. Ha! A friend received the same thing. The guy must have been spamming girls that live in Southern California or something.

ETA: I've remembered that the same guy IM'ed me also! He couldn't spell and called me baby. I blocked him.

Saturday, December 3, 2005

My Chinese Name

Surname (first character): Feng

Given Name (middle character): Lui - willow tree; pleasure

Given Name (last character): liu - sparkling stone; glazed

Making me Feng Luiliu

Get Your Chinese Name

Friday, December 2, 2005

Are You a Yankee or a Rebel?

What does your speech say about you?

I got: 50% (Yankee). Barely in the Yankee category.

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Beautiful Faces Test

Keira Knightley
67% Eyes, 28% Nose, 45% Mouth, 40% SexyCute

You seem to enjoy big eyes, small other features, and a sexy demeanor. I actually skewed Keira toward cute in the test, due to the specific pic, but generally she's pretty sexy indeed. Big eyes, small nose, smallish lips. Keira is hot. Hot, hot hot. Which is probably why she's been in about sixty movies in the past year.

Similar: Natalie Portman (cuter), Denise Richards (bigger lips)

If you liked my test, please remember to give it a decent score, and of course I'm always happy to hear feedback. Thanks!

Also, you could check out my Your Type of Girl Test.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 80% on Eyes

Higher than 12% on Nose

Higher than 33% on Lips

Higher than 19% on SexyCute
Link: The Beautiful Faces Test written by dgc20e on Ok Cupid

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Gwen Stefani Concert Recap - with pictures*

My sister and I went to the Gwen Stefani concert at Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim on Monday night. Yay! I'll try to remember the song order the best I can.

*Except not with pictures. The girl at the 1-hour photo lab opened the machine when the film was still inside. Most of the pictures were ruined. Someone get me a digital camera for Christmas, please?

The opening act was M.I.A. Good, but not really my thing.

Gwen stared a little bit after 9:00pm. The first song was "Harajuku Girls." The white curtain went up to show the band in place and the words Harajuku Lovers flashing on the stage. Gwen's Harajuku Girl posse came out. Gwen rised out of the stage on a throne, much like the cover of her cd. She was wearing a off-white ruffle-y costume like the costumes from the "What You Waiting For?" video.

The next song was "What You Waiting For?" I love that song and it sound great live and the whole audience boppin' along with Gwen. When the song was over she sunk back down thru the stage trap door.

The big screen behind the stage showed scenes of Gwen frolicking on the beach. She then came up from the stage wearing a red old fashioned/1950s style bathing suit and sang "The Real Thing." My sister said she saw Gwen trip, but I didn't notice anything. :)

This is were I start to get confused about the song order. I think "Crash" was next. She was wearing a black and white jumpsuit and a bandana on her head.
Gwen: When I say "back it up, back it up" you say "you got it, you got it"


Gwen: Hello Anaheim!
Audience: *SCREAM*
Gwen: I don't think you understand the situation. I'm from fucking Anaheim!

Next I believe was "Luxurious." She took off the jumpsuit jacket and had a black tank top underneath.
Gwen: Here's a weird song. It was one of the last songs I wrote with Tony[Kanal of No Doubt]. When I told him I wanted to do a dance album he told me to go out and do it. I never was supposed to tour with it, but you guys kept buying the album and kept pulling me out here.

Next was "Danger Zone." She jumped around all over the stage during the song.

After that was "Long Way to Go." Gwen and the dancers sat on the stage because it is a Serious Song. She left the stage and the bass player sang a solo.

I think she sang "Cool" next. She came up from the stage wearing a sexy spaghetti strap sparkly silver dress.
Gwen: I know we're-
Audience: Cool!

Next was a song that was not on the cd. The dancers were dressd up like toys and Gwen had a red jacket, like what a ringmaster wears and black shorts. The big screen behind the stage showed circus scenes.

After was "Rich Girls." She change in to a blue pirate coat. The jolly roger waved on the big screen. Eve's part of the song was skipped.

Or was "Cool" here?

Next was "Serious." The dancers were dressed as nurses and doctors and pulled Gwen out on a stretcher. She wore a black and white striped shirt and black shorts. She mimed "hot" and "fever" a lot.
Gwen: This is a stupid song, but spell it out anyway. S-E-R-I-O-U-S

Next was another song not on the cd. It went something like "I'm an Orange County girl in an extra ordinary world." Pictures of Gwen as a kid and Anaheim landmarks (Disneyland!) flashed on the big screen.

Gwen introduced the band and dancers.

The last song was "Bubble Pop Electric." There were bubbles

Gwen, the band and the dancers took a bow and the curtain came down.

A minute later a marching band came down the aisles. The curtain opened again. Gwen was wearing a drum major's uniform. She sang "Hollaback Girl" for the encore. She asked for "all her girls to come down." We all did, of course. She hugged a few of the fans that made it to the stage, waved and left.

An empty stage :(

My sister and I hung around the stage and took pictures of ourselves (one survived). One on the dancers came out and was taking pictures with fans. I'll assume it was Music because she had a big "M" on her cheerleader costume. She asked the fans to wait a moment and ran off to hug a guy that I'll assume was her boyfriend. I had to step out of her way so she could go back to take pictures with the fans. I was that close to a Harajuku Girl!

ETA: I did get a digital camera for Christmas! Also, a couple of days after the concert is was announced that Gwen was pregnant. So, Gwen was pregnant at the time of this concert. As a crazed fan, this makes me feel special :)

Monday, November 28, 2005

Romance By You

Make your own romance novel

Pick a story and click on a free preview to see a romance novel with you in it!

Medieval Passion describes the timeless romance of the ever so whimsical Lady LilyFair and Hugh Jass, heir to one of the largest, most magnificent estates in all of England.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Pretty Fantasy Art

Warning: nudity

The site is in German so I don't know what is going on so just look at the pretty pics. Great for icons and avatars!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Last night I watched some of the American Music Awards at home, unlike last year were I watched home also, but I watched the red carpet arrivals from the red carpet!

I was this close to Gwen!

And I will be in general vicinity of Gwen again next week at her concert. Go me!

Don't have much to say about the show beacause I missed most of it 'cause I was watching The Amazing Race (damn you Weavers!). But from what I did see:

Was Lindsay Lohan wearing a nightgown?


"The beat of my heart, the beat of my heart, the beat of my heart" seemed to me to be the only words to Hilary Duff's song. According to this I'm not far off.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Sexiest Man Alive Part 2

(See post below for explanation)

Next it is the "Most Wanted"

Jake Gyllenhaal - I think he is more cute and cuddly than sexy

George Clooney - Spinal fluid! Out of his nose!

Orlando Bloom - Elfboy!

Owen Wilson - At first I didn't care for him, but he is definitely growing on me, pouty lips and crooked nose and all

Matt Damon - baby-faced hotty pants

Patrick Dempsey - eh, too squinty

Now there is a bit the full age spectrum of hottness

Adam Brody - My sister's personal favorite

Constanine Maroulis - The only reason I watched that season of American Idol

Derek Jeter - His head is shaped like a Q-Tip

Now a bit about singers

Franz Ferdinand - Alex Kapronos, you sexy bitch

Nick Lachey - He has a funny sqaure-shaped head.

Now the men of now who are popular this very second

Daniel Dae Kim - So he might be abusive and violent, but he has great abs (his Lost character that is)

Denis Leary - I like him, but I'm afraid if I knew him he would saw something snarky and make me cry

Jared Padalecki - My favorite of Rory's boyfriends

Skipping the bits about smart guys (d'oh) and going to the Bad Boys

Johnny Knoxville - Cute, but I would always be worried he would lose a limb in a dumb stunt

Lenny Kravitz - I miss the dreads :(

Russell Crowe - I hates him

Colin Farrell - I hates him too

La la la, skipping comedians and hot guys from around the world and going to sexy tv stars.

Thank goodnes for e.r. with Noah Wyle, George Clooney, and Goran Visnjic

Jesse L. Martin - He was once on a talk show were J.K. Rowling was the other guest. He was squeeling like a fangirl because he got to meet J.K. backstage. I like the thought of tough Det. Green as a HP fan!

Skipping the up and coming hunks cause I've never heard of any of them and going to the guys with tattoos part.

Tyson Beckford -Absolutely Gorrrrrrrrrrrgeous

Then there is a few pages of sons of hunks from the past

Brawley Nolte - Nick Notle's son is a pretty, pretty boy

...and the Sexiest Man Alive section of the magazine ends with a page of pictures of shirtless guys

That was fun

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Analyzing the Sexiest Man Alive

Yesterday People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue arrived in the mail (along with my Madonna cd. Yay). I decided that I needed to study this issue very, very hard. So here are some of my thoughts on some of the guys (can't discuss them allll!) and the results of many google image searches.

First is a retrospect of past sexy men

1985 Mel Gibson - I never liked him and now that it turns out he's crazy I feel very "ha ha told you so!"

1986 Mark Harmon - huh?

1987 Harry Hamlin - who?

1988 John F. Kennedy Jr. - He was handsome *sheds a single tear for the dearly departed hunk*

1989 Sean Connery - Sexy old bastard

1990 Tom Cruise - see Mel Gibson

1991 Patrick Swayze - At first I couldn't believe he was famous enough to be named SMA, but I remembered that was the year of Ghost

1992 Nick Nolte - ewww!

1993 Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford - barf x 2

1994 ? - no guy listed

1995 Brad Pitt - This is back when he was hairy and scraggly looking. He did nothing for me then.

1996 Denzel Washington - Meow! *pounce*

1997 George Clooney - He has been ruined for me forever. A couple of weeks ago he was on a talk show and he was discussing how he injured his back and how spinal fluid was dripping out of his nose. Ewww ew ew ew *dry heaves*

1998 Harrison Ford - He's alright. Indiana Jones on the other hand...if it is wrong to be in love with fictional characters, I don't want to right

1999 Richard Gere - icky

2000 Brad Pitt - he does something for me now!

2001 Pierce Brosnan - Sexy. Dead Sexy

2002 Ben Affleck - Boo! Down with Ben, up with Matt!

2003 Johnny Depp - Oh Johnny, you handsome, unwashed man

2004 Jude Law - A God among mortals


2005 Mattew McConaughey - usually I don't like country boys but for him I'll make an exception

More about the rest of the magazine later

ETA: I've recovered from my Clooney repulsion and now like him even more that before.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

My Favorite Fanfic Author

Even if you usually don't read fanfic I promise you'll love this author anyway.

Let me introduce you to BabyMimi

A sample:

Rachel was crying so hard because Rachel was loving with Ross and Joey was supposed to be loving with Rachel. Gunther came. "Oh Rachel you look so sad." Gunther echoes. "Oh I am so remorseful." Rachel undulated. "Let me render assistance to you." Gunther gave Rachel a tissue.

Rachel blowed Rachel’s nose on the white tissue and it looked gross because there was snot and wet stuff and it was like a moon leaking water. But Gunter loved Rachel so Gunther did not hate Rachel for gross nose snot.


Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Pwang Chung Tonight

Yesterday I was browsing thru the music section at amazon. I was going thru the "P" artists and saw this

Quote That

Since the age of 13 I've kept a small quote notebook. I write quotes from books or movies that I liked. The notebook is finally filled; 52 pages of quotey goodness! I thought I would share some of my favorites. Most are funny, because I love a good one-liner.

Warning: Since this was a private notebook so the proper rules of quotations and citations were ignored. There are misquotes galore!

"Men! Give them a breath and they'll argue with it. - unknown I'm pretty sure it's from a fanfic I read

"There's a name for you ladies but it isn't used in high society out side of a kennel - The Women

"Hand him a ladder so he can get over himself" - Camper, Television Without Pity

"When one's is striding bravely into the future one connot watch one's footing" - Elizabeth Peters, The Mummy Case

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When your feeling festive?"- Roseanne

"He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people." - Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett, Good Omens

"Nothing gladens my simple heart like a really big load of cheap crap" - Tim Moore, The Grand Tour

"Religions are just cults with more members" - Neichzte

"In reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross" - Neichzte

"What good is wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if no one asks to see them?" - Calvin and Hobbes

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy" - Finding Nemo

I loved my mummy and with difficulty held back a sudden urge to summon her loudly - Tim Moore, Frost on My Mustache

I took these quotes in 2002-2003. Can you tell I took Philosophy during that time?

More quotes here and here

Madonna vs. Mariah

(I posted part of this elsewhere anonymously)

Tuesday morning I was at amazon ordering the new Madonna cd. At the time there were only a handful of reviews and some of the interesting ones where:

It's Definitely not my Mariah!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Viagra Lamb (Los Angeles, CA) - See all my reviews
Mariah Carey is the hottest female singer out there right now. Madonna is an old flop. She's over with! It's over! Please don't buy this album and request to your local radio stations that they NOT play Madonna's songs anymore. She's a bad influence on children. We need better role models like Mariah Carey.

I can't take anyone named "Viagra Lamb" seriously. Also, that last sentence? Funniest thing eva!

Mariah is the new Queen of Pop, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Shrimp Pasta Lamb (Tampa, FL) - See all my reviews
Madonna is old, ugly, and fading. She can't sing or dance like Mariah. Mariah's Charmbracelet tour was one of the most successful tours of all time. Madonna's Reinvention Tour flopped. This album has ONE good song: Hung Up. The others belong in the trash can. Go away old lady! It's Mimi's turn

Mariah dances? And it's not like Mariah is a young thing either.

A Madonna fan wrote:

MARIAH IS NOTHING compared to MADONNA, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Alexander W. Groleau - See all my reviews
This is absolutely the best Madonna album. It is her quintessential piece of artwork. While Mariah is around flapping her fat behind on MTV, Madonna continues to actually have a brain. Madonna's work is deeper and more inspiring than even. No one can compare.

lol. Yay, I am a biased Madonna fan.

And now there are more than 200 reviews.

The Godess and Queen of Pop is fully back..Sorry, Mariah, you are not the queen!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: S. Park (boston usa) - See all my reviews
Hey there it is. People, even including madonna haters and not to mention, mariah fans, have waited for this. well, at the moment or since the time we can't even remember, the US has been overworked and overflown by R&B and Hiphop Rap. now madonna has still done her thing with fresh, sophiticated, and even sensual sound for this album. mariah has called herself that she is the best selling female artist of all time. well she is such a liar and exaggerated ad. in the US, Barbra and Madonna has sold more albums than her. Internationally, Madonna has sold more than her. besides that, mariah is just a R&B yelling and screaming crack as well as a trend follower, while madonna creates something new and tries something fresh out of the system. no doubt that mariah shakes her hand while singing

Uh, yeah, what they said. I think of Mariah as a R&B singer and Madonna as an Dance/Pop singer.

Another Madonna fan speaks directly to Mariah fans:

Look Mariah's fans (aka L.a.m.b. team), it's rather sad you're this desperate, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Tanu Attajarusit "Tan" (Sydney, Australia) - See all my reviews
If you are going to trash someone, at least be tactful. Your pattern of nicknames and comments is just wayyy obvious, and for once - at least have some guts to use your real names. When Madonna trashes someone, she does it with pride and dignity.

Obviously she is now a real threat as the biggest album/comeback of the year, but you know what, why don't we just sit back and let their music speak for themselves - in a fair and civilised manner. Your dirty tricks are just wayyyy low, that even mariah herself would not want to have anything to do with you. I am infact a Mariah's admirer as she is a great singer, sad that she has some really crook fans.

BTW, I'm totally blown away by her madgesty's new album I'm still quite speechless about it atm lol. Each song has it's brief and simple statement - that is never preachy - something that makes American life an uncomfortable listening to some.

Lol, Madonna stays dignified when trash talking

Yay, the voice of reason:

Great album, she's back!!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: C. Bright "CMB" (Cincinnati, Ohio) - See all my reviews
First off, Mariah and Madonna do two different types of music. It is stupid to compare them. Why can't we buy both cd's? They are both great in their own particular genre. My favorite song it probably Isaac. Everyone else thought it was weird, but it gets stuck in your head. This album is much better than American Life. I think the album flows well together. I can see all these songs being played in the club if not for the beats alone. I'm a member of Team L.A.M.B. but I can support other artist as well. When you back yourself into a corner, your mind will never expand.

What's Team L.A.M.B? *Googles* Seems they are a group of hardcore Mariah Carey fan that are out to sabotage Madonna's album sales so Mariah can have the best selling ablum.

I have never heard of anything so lame.

Another L.A.M.B. bashing review:

Don't Pay Attention to The Negative Reviews on Amazon, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Charles Ballard "Open-Minded" (New York City) - See all my reviews
Don't bother reading most of the negative reviews on Amazon for this album...they're all written by the same few people, who are members of the pathetic "TeamLamb", an organization whose website was "dedicated to bringing Madonna down" as well as artists such as The Beatles, Barbra Streisand, and Joni Mitchell. Their website was recently shut-down due to "legal issues" (i.e. slander) and complaints (i.e., the animation of Madonna being thrown off of, then trampled by, a horse). Notice how most of these negative reviews basically say the exact same thing, are only two sentences long, and are all posted by members with names like "G.G" or "C.C." or "B.B."...they're just trying to get as many "one stars" out there as possible.

How icky. And the must be seriously crazy in the head if they are trying to compete with The Beatles

I agree with this kid:

I don't care...., November 15, 2005
A Kid's Review
I am tired of the Mariah VS Madonna race. Madonna has sold more records than any other female recording artist. Ask the Guiness Book of World Records. Period. End of story. And, she's done it by making interesting pop music, challenging and inventive. She has nothing to prove to retarded lambs.

Carey has made the same record for the last 15 years. Over and over and over. Creatively, she never left high school. If you played her singles back to back, you'd never be able to tell them apart.

This record is a jam from start to finish. I can't wait to get it home and crank it on my stereo.

Every Mariah song sounds like the same song. Too bad the song isn't very good.

Someone pulls out their gay creds:

Not Music for the Dance Floor, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Jerald Skilton "Justjerry" (Seattle) - See all my reviews
Im been going to Gay clubs for 25 years and this is not dance floor music. Madonna you have suckered me in. It's just Madonna with a diffrent beat that nobody I know would dance to.

Haha. An earlier reviewer said he liked it, but didn't love it, possibly because he was not "gay enough." I guess you have to have the right balance of gayness to like this cd. Not to gay. Not to straight. Just right

Anyway, I'll be waiting by my mailbox for my cd!

P.S. Madonna wins!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

God Warrior Bobblehead

Crazy Trading Spouses lady is a Bobblehead!


Friday, November 11, 2005

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Optical Illusion

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Saturday, November 5, 2005

Celebmatch uses the scientific method of biorhythms to calculate the compatibilities. Use to calculate your most compatible celebrity love or select a celebrity yourself and will show the compatibility.

Your best matches:
Robbie Keane 99% - Who? *Fires up Google* It seems he's an Irish soccer player
Anders Svensson 98% - Who? *Googles* Hmm...a Swedish soccer player
Rupert Grint 97% - Won won! My British jailbait love!
Thomas Ian Nicholas 96% - Who? *Google Moogle* Hey! It's that annoying kid from Rookie of the Year! Eww!
Garrett Hedlund 96% - Who? *more googling* Some actor

and now the ladies...can't forget the ladies!

Your best matches:
Christine Lakin 100% - I match 100% with Al from Step by Step. How odd
Sara Rue 99% - She's ok
Tatyana Ali 99% - I'm gonna break out into the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme! In west Philidelphia born and raised...
Carola del Bianco 99% - Who? *google google* Some Argentinean model. I wasn't impressed.
Jeanette Biedermann
98% Who? *google for the last time* A German singer. She was kinda cute

Now the celebs that would pick for myself!

Ewan McGregor:
Physical: 77%
Emotional: 99%
Intellectual: 32%
Total: 70% Oh well, we'll just cry together

Jude Law
Physical: 20%
Emotional: 78%
Intellectual: 72%
Total: 57% - Only 20% on physical? I think he's totally hot! It must be him that thinks I'm totally replusive! *sobs*

Catherine Zeta-Jones
Physical: 77%
Emotional: 70%
Intellectual: 50%
Total: 66% - 66% is a D grade. Boo

Gwen Stefani
Physical: 91%
Emotional: 11%
Intellectual: 95%
Total: 66% - So we would stimulate each other's girly parts then stimulates each other's minds. I'm okay with that!

And I can't think up a 5th person. I am lame.

Thursday, November 3, 2005

Disturbing Google Searches

For expample:

hillbillies inbreds deformed Yep, that's my demographic, all right!

evil lyn's hair But is her HAIR evil too?

jasons car is dum Jason drives? That explains how he always catches up with people to kill them so easily.

final preperations for running a marathon The athens Olympics Committee tralws the Net for last-minute help

ETA: fixed link

Tuesday, November 1, 2005

Sunday, October 30, 2005

The Most Infamous Line in Harry Potter Illustrated

Warning: Cartoon Nudity

From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

'Snape!' ejaculated Slughorn

Friday, October 28, 2005

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Bad baby names with snarky commentary.

Thursday, October 27, 2005


So the new TV season is a couple of weeks old now. Time to get your snark fix at

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Go to and type "french military victories" then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.


Then follow the link it does give you because it's funny/interesting.

Monday, October 24, 2005

i'm in ravenclaw!

be sorted @

Random Songs From My Media Player

1. Sunday Morning - No Doubt
2. Romeo and Juliet - Tchaikovsky
3. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
4. Stay - Lisa Loab
5. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
6. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
7. The Way - Fastball
8. It's My Life - No Doubt
9. Main Street Electrical Parade - Disneyland
10. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Man requests longer prison sentence to match Bird's jersey number

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be."

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Amazingly Dumb Questions

When dogs bark for hours on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?

Can sour cream go bad? If so, how can you tell? Please anser soon, because I have an unopened container in the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of April 1996.

Say you're at a baseball game at home, and the visiting team is up to bat. The batter hits a long line drive heading into the stands: a home run! Now say that everyone in the stands starts blowing in the air as hard as they can. Do you think this would produce enough force to blow the ball back onto the field?

What is the purpose of earlobes besides hanging things on?

In the extreme Northern and Southern Hemispheres, where it is light for half the year and dark for the other half, does a rooser crow only once a year?

Why don't people snore when they are awake?

Why do wet dogs stink while dry ones smell fine?

Dont you think - anatomically speaking - men would be more comfortable in skirts and women in pants?

When I am walking my dog - considering that he has twice as many legs as I do - is he getting twice as much excercise as I am or half as much?

What size were big hail stones before the game of golf was invented?

Has anyone discovered a use for banana skins?

If a new car costs much more than a new tuxedo, how come it costs more to rent a tuxedo?

Why doesn't Mona Lisa have eyebrows?

How does an ant know that he should venture up my truck tire, across the axle, through the engine and into the interior, where I left a doughnut?

Is volcanic ash good to eat?

When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does your nose or someplace else on your face start to itch?

Can you please explain gravity in plain English? I have tried to so some research on the subject, but it always jumps right into mathematics that is way over my head.

If a man jumped into a pool filled with gelatin, would he be able to escape without a ladder? Would it make a difference if the gelatin was in a bunch of little cubes instead of a solid block?

Do fish ever sneeze?

Could leap year be switched from Feb. 29 to June 31? It would give us an extra day of summer and one less day of winter.

Bats hang upside-down all the time. So why don't they get gastric reflux?

Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?

If the Earth were to suddenly stop revolving, what would happen to a 200-pound man standing in an open area? How far would he slide?

Suppose the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow—the bikini or the polka dots?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Friday, October 14, 2005

You are Agonistic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Batman Loves Robin!

Notice how the other superheros name females, but Batman names Robin. I knew it! I've known it for years! Batman loves Robin!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Poor Baby

It's a pacifier

Saturday, October 8, 2005


Pholph's Scrabble Generator

My Scrabble© Score is: 14.
What is your score? Get it here.
Go to Google, type in the word 'failure' and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button


Thursday, October 6, 2005

Tuesday, October 4, 2005

The Feminism Test

Gender Abolitionist
You scored 100% Gender-Abolitionist, 40% Sexually Liberal, and 40 % Socialist
You are the Gender Abolitionist type of feminist. This means that you feel the best way to destroy patriarchal oppression is to rid ourselves of misguided gender roles, and instead live in a society that does not make such marked assumptions about gender differences. The Gender Abolitionist is culturally radical, but rather conservative when it comes to sexual liberation and politics. You have a strong sense of human rights for all. In fact, you are actually a very moral person. You don't see people in terms of gender and are thus very philosophical in order to perceive the world in such a manner. You think people shouldn't identify others in terms of gender. When most people see a person, the first thing they think is "That person is a woman" or "That person is a man", but they do NOT think "That person is a short-fingernail". Most make someone's gender their IDENTITY, but fingernail length would never be considered part of their identity. A gender abolitionist would claim gender should be like fingernail length--it shouldn't be part of someone's identity. By making gender a part of identity, difference is emphasized and oppression is often justified. Thus, gender shouldn't be regarded to such a large extent by society. You are mostly concerned with seeing women become fully equalized with men by eliminating gender roles, as these roles oppress women.

Link: The Feminism Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Saturday, October 1, 2005


Do me a favor? Leave a comment? Please? I'm just curious to see if anyone is reading this. You can just say "Hi" and that's it. I've had this blog for six months and have had only three comments. This makes me sad. So, if anyone is out there could you leave a comment. Pweassssse. It's very easy, you'll be asked to confirm to make sure your not an icky spammer and that's it.

Lily "shamelessly whoring for comments" Fair

Fixed the Place Up A Bit

New template! Yay! I'm mostly done now, just a few more edits, maybe. I'm still not happy with the side bar (Blue and pink clash! The spacing is funky! I tried to fix it but it didn't work) Anyway, I like it.

Credit goes to: - Two weeks ago I didn't what html meant and didn't know that there was such as CSS. Still don't know what any of it means, put I now know what to do to make things pink. - stoled the little fairy pic from there.

Grab Life By the Horns

Why men are so attracted to Dodge Trucks

Friday, September 30, 2005


Two of my favorite things, Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls, added together to create The Cute!

I wub it!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Here's a pic from the mid-1980's of Bill Gates looking all hot and sexy

Monday, September 26, 2005

Banned Book Week!

Books are dangerous.
They make you think...feel...wonder...
They make you ask questions.

Hey, it's banned book week! Read a banned or challeged book! Imagine while you're reading the book the bunches of people you're pissing off!

A link to book banning links:

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Stupidity all on one website

Has all the favorites! Dumb laws. Dumb criminals. Bad Translations. Silly Quotes. Funny Headlines.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Thursday, September 15, 2005


A site full of pictures of petticoats! Yay!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Friday, September 9, 2005

Favorite Boy Names

I think boy names are boring but I did my favortie girl names and it's only fair I do boy names too

10. Jordan
9. Nathan
8. Benjamin
7. Edward
6. Christopher
5. Nick
4. Jude
3. William
2. Charles


1. James

Tuesday, September 6, 2005


Make fun of celebrities. It's good fun!


Monday, September 5, 2005

stuff on my cat

Stuff + Cats = Awesome

Ya know, somewhere I think I have a pic of my cat in a lei and grass skirt. I shall look for it

Sunday, September 4, 2005

Stone Balls

Indiana Jones!

ETA: That website slams various crackpot theories about the stone balls without explaining the various crackpot theories, so here is a link to the various crackpot theories

Friday, September 2, 2005

So Oprah used to be an old white guy...

Oprah's past life

Too funny!

There is also Marilyn Monroe's reincarnation but they don't seem to understand that I'm the reincarnation of Marilyn, born on the 20th anniversary of her death and everything.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Internet Classic: All Your Base Are Belong to Us

For a time you could not go anywhere on the internet without seeing the phrase "All your base belong to us." Like many people I just put it down as a silly gaming thing. But here is an explaination!

Turns out it was a silly gaming thing.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Meet my friends Chad, Donna, Frederick...

...Lucia and George

Also known as Chuzzles

Ah, my new addiction!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Favorite Girl Names

My Top Ten Favorite Girl Names or what the future little Fairs might be named.

10. Claudia
9. Bridget
8. Veronica
7. Rebecca - but not Becky!
6. Evelyn
5. Sophie or Sophia
4. Kathryn
3. Miranda
2. Audrey


1. Eileen - not suprising "Come on Eileen" is one of my favorite songs

Monday, August 15, 2005

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Where I explain why I hate Sk8ter Boi

"Sk8er Boi" - even the title is horrible! Why the 8 in the middle of the word? It's a song title not a license plate. Also, I thought boy spelled "boi" meant the boy was gay. I dunno, maybe I hang out in a different part of the internet than Avril, but from the begining ya know the a boi-girl reletionship is not going to go well.

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say - what's wrong with ballet? (from a girl who took 6 years of ballet)
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes - well have you seen guys in baggy clothes, with the waist of their pants down around their thighs and their boxers showing? It's ridiculous!

He was a skater boy - Remember back to your high school days... where were the skater boys during lunch time? In the parking lot smoking pot! Not boyfriend material at all!
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone - Huh? She didn't go out with the skater boy so now she is a single mother?
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth? - being famous doesn't mean he is a nice person

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy -rhyming boy with...boy. How clever!
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know - it's been five years and the boy is still writing about the other girl? Avril dear, he's not over her!

Disclaimer: no offense to skater boys. Lyrics found at

Monday, August 8, 2005

Vin Diesel is the 4th Dentist out the 5 who doesn't recommend Crest toothpaste

Vin Diesel Facts

Some Favs:

Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.

He once won a staring contest with the famous "Thinker" statue

Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.

Vin Diesel pushes the next tissue up in the box.

Thursday, August 4, 2005

How Fucked By Bush Are You?

Pretty fucked
17 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 94% on Fuckedness
Link: The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test written by leelander on Ok Cupid


Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Naked P-ssy!

Warning: Must be 18 months or older to enter site

Live! Nude! Cats!

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Battle Cry!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging through the tarmac, clutching a mighty sword, cometh LilyFair! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to clobber you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Internet Classic: Numa Numa Dance

Numa Numa!

And an article:

Internet Fame Is a Cruel Mistress for a Dancer

By ALAN FEUER and JASON GEORGE, The New York Times

(Feb. 26) - There was a time when embarrassing talents were a purely private matter. If you could sing "The Star Spangled Banner" in the voice of Daffy Duck, no one but your friends and family would ever have to know.

But with the Internet, humiliation - like everything else - has now gone public. Upload a video of yourself playing flute with your nose or dancing in your underwear, and people from Toledo to Turkmenistan can watch.

Here, then, is the cautionary tale of Gary Brolsma, 19, amateur videographer and guy from New Jersey, who made the grave mistake of placing on the Internet a brief clip of himself dancing along to a Romanian pop song. Even in the bathroom mirror, Mr. Brolsma's performance could only be described as earnest but painful.

His story suggests that the quaint days when cultural trinkets, like celebrity sex tapes, were passed around like novels in Soviet Russia are over. It says a little something of the lightning speed at which fame is made these days.

To begin at the beginning:

Mr. Brolsma, a pudgy guy from Saddle Brook, made a video of himself this fall performing a lip-synced version of "Dragostea Din Tei," a Romanian pop tune, which roughly translates to "Love From the Linden Trees." He not only mouthed the words, he bounced along in what he called the "Numa Numa Dance" - an arm-flailing, eyebrow-cocked performance executed without ever once leaving the chair.

In December, the Web site, a clearinghouse for online videos and animation, placed a link to Mr. Brolsma on its home page and, soon, there was a river of attention. "Good Morning America" came calling and he appeared. CNN and VH1 broadcast the clip. Parodists tried their own Numa Numa dances online. By yesterday, the Brolsma rendition of "Love From the Linden Trees" had attracted nearly two million hits on the original Web site alone.

It was just as Diane Sawyer said on her television program: "Who knows where this will lead?"

Nowhere, apparently. For, in Mr. Brolsma's case, the river became a flood.

He has now sought refuge from his fame in his family's small house on a gritty street in Saddle Brook. He has stopped taking phone calls from the news media, including The New York Times. He canceled an appearance on NBC's "Today." According to his relatives, he mopes around the house.

What's worse is that no one seems to understand.

"I said, 'Gary this is your one chance to be famous - embrace it,' " said Corey Dzielinski, who has known Mr. Brolsma since the fifth grade. Gary Brolsma is not the first guy to rocket out of anonymity on a starship of embarrassment. There was William Hung, the Hong Kong-born "American Idol" reject, who sang and danced so poorly he became a household name. There was Ghyslain Raza, the teenage Québécois, who taped himself in a mock light-saber duel and is now known as the Star Wars Kid.

In July 2003, Mr. Raza's parents went so far as to sue four of his classmates, claiming they had placed the clip of him online without permission. "Ghyslain had to endure and still endures today, harassment and derision," according to the lawsuit, first reported in The Globe and Mail of Toronto.

Mr. Brolsma has no plans to sue, his family said - mainly because he would have to sue himself. In fact, they wish he would bask a little in his celebrity.

"I don't know what's wrong with him," his grandfather, Kalman Telkes, a Hungarian immigrant, said the other day while taking out the trash.

The question remains why two million people would want to watch a doughy guy in glasses wave his arms around online to a Romanian pop song.

"It definitely has to be something different," said Tom Fulp, president and Webmaster of

"It's really time and place."

"The Numa Numa dance," he said, sounding impressed. "You see it and you kind of impulsively have to send it to your friends."

There is no way to pinpoint the fancy of the Internet, but in an effort to gauge Mr. Brolsma's allure, the Numa Numa dance was shown to a classroom of eighth graders at Saddle Brook Middle School - the same middle school that he attended, in fact.

The students' reactions ranged from envious to unimpressed. "That's stupid," one of them said. "What else does he do?" a second asked. A third was a bit more generous: "I should make a video and become famous."

The teacher, Susan Sommer, remembered Mr. Brolsma. He was a quiet kid, she said, with a good sense of humor and a flair for technology.

"Whenever there were computer problems, Gary and Corey would fix them for the school," she said.

His friends say Mr. Brolsma has always had a creative side. He used to make satirical Prozac commercials on cassette tapes, for instance. He used to publish a newspaper with print so small you couldn't read it with the naked eye.

"He was always very out there - he's always been ambitious," said Frank Gallo, a former classmate. "And he's a big guy, but he's never been ashamed."

Another friend, Randal Reiman, said: "I've heard a lot of people say it's not that impressive - it doesn't have talent. But I say, Who cares?"

These days, Mr. Brolsma shuttles between the house and his job at Staples, his family said. He is distraught, embarrassed. His grandmother, Margaret Telkes, quoted him as saying, just the other day, "I want this to end."

And yet the work lives on. Mr. Fulp, the Webmaster, continues to receive online homages to the Numa Numa dance. The most recent showed what seemed to be a class of computer students singing in Romanian and, in unison, waving their hands.

Mr. Reiman figures the larger world has finally caught on to Gary Brolsma.

"He's been entertaining us for years," he said, "so it's kind of like the rest of the world is realizing that Gary can make you smile."

Edit: Found better link. Still makes me lol.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Depression Quiz

I got a 26 - mild depression

Last time I got 11 - possible depression




Thursday, July 21, 2005

George B. Goof

What goof you ask, there are so many. Last night the Late Show with David Letterman featured a clip of a speech of George's saying he was doing everything in his power to protect airplanes, bridges and "nuclear power pants."

That cracks me up!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Place the State

Place the State on a map of the US

my score:
43 perfect out of 50
Avg. error - 19 miles

Monday, July 18, 2005


Last night I saw a program on the Discovery Channel about Oliver the "humanzee," a possible human/chimp hybrid. Genetic tests proved Oliver was a just a chimp, but a really weird looking chimp. Anyway, I still thought is was pretty interesting and the thought of real human/chimp hybrids is just too scary.

Some links about Oliver:

Monday, June 27, 2005

Friday, June 24, 2005

A brainteaser

A father and his son were involved in a car accident in which the father was killed and the son was seriously injured. The father was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident and his body was taken to a local mortuary. The son was taken by ambulance to a hospital and was immediately wheeled into an operating room. A surgeon was called. Upon seeing the patient, the attending surgeon exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's my son!"

Can You explain this? (Keep in mind that the father who was killed in the accident is not a stepfather, nor is the attending physician the boy's stepfather.

click on comments to see answer

Monday, June 20, 2005

Star Wars Country Songs

Return of the Sith country love songs:

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"


Too Cute

A baby hippo and a turtle have found friendship

Friday, June 10, 2005

Dumb Things People Say

Warning: Some of the backround wallpaper on the pages is painful to look at.

Tuesday, June 7, 2005


Are You Stupid Enough to Join notMensa?

To bad I'm too smart:

Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198

( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )

Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.

Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.

Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)

Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.

Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.

Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.

Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God

notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society

Friday, June 3, 2005

Are You Republican?

I am:
"You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on."

Are You A Republican?

Global Personality


Your Lightsaber is Blue

Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Thursday, June 2, 2005


What religion fits you best?

1. Secular Humanism (100%) - The describtion pretty much describes my belifes
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Jainism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
18. Hinduism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
20. Scientology (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Sikhism (29%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%) - lol the actual Church I was baptized into.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Your Inner Fairy

You are a faerie of the flame. You tend to lose
your temper at the littlest thing, hot-headed.
You're a loyal friend to those who can
understand your raging moods. You're social
though claim not to be. You are no one else but
yourself and sometimes you try to hard to be
just that. You're a passionate friend, and
would do almost anything for those you care

What's your inner Faerie?
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Saturday, May 28, 2005

Dionaea House

Creepy internet story Dionaea House

and it involves blogspot!

and if you get too scared here is the afterword

Monday, May 23, 2005

His eye almost told me!

Ok, I know this has been around forever, but it cracks me up everytime.

Lord of the Rings in Engrish

Sunday, May 22, 2005

who knew numbers could create art?

It as been described as pg porn for nerds. Too true.

Friday, May 20, 2005

A Poem By LilyFair

Pineapple butt monkees
Eat raw sheep
In Glaucoma Falls

*beatnik snaps*

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Pin up girls - pretty pin up pictures like this one:

Friday, May 13, 2005

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The Renaissance Fair Edition

Went to the RenFair this past weekend. Saw some ...interesting* things. This is the forth year I've gone and I have to say, this was the most interesting* visit I have had.

*Freaky as hell

Some shows I saw:

Knights of Avalon Full Contact Joust
The knight I rooted for. He lost. Was good and funny but not as good as last year's knight. Last year's knight had that Draco Malfory blond bad/pretty boy thing going on and said things like "I shall cut off my enemies heads' and use their skulls to make festive candy dishes!"

The Poxy Boggards

The Belles of Bedlam were a I saw the most disturbing thing ever. Not in the show, the show was fine, but in the audience. Um...lets just say white trash drunk before noon. Yikes!

Sound and Fury Heehee. Also, Shelby I love you!


Ye Bag Wench Bought a hat. Am wearing it right now

The Alchemist Tree Soapsmiths Eastern Tisane in the best scent