Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

Indian Thriller

Funniest thing ever:



With added fake English lyrics:



Mutton go yay!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Kitty Picture Post

Please let me present...My Cats!

Kitty on a leash

Big Jungle Cat

The Depressed Chicken

The Angry Elephant





Mischief Under The Christmas Tree:





Saturday, December 20, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Carols Lost In Translation Part 2: White and Derived Snow

White Christmas
I dream of white Christmas
just as that which I had the practice to know
where the summits of tree scintillate,
and the children listen
to hear bells of sledge in snow

I dream of white Christmas
with each Christmas card that I write
May your days are merry and luminous
and can all your Christmases being white

Over the River and Through the Woods
Above river and by wood
at the house of the grandmother we go.
The horse can the way carry the sledge
by the white and derived snow.

Sleigh Ride
Intend just these bells sledge to tinkle
the loop to tint tinkling too.
Let us go, it is good weather
For a turn of sledge like you.
Apart from snow fall
And the friends call the " Yoo hoo."
Let us go, it is good weather
For a turn of sledge like you.

High tops and thoughtless high and thoughtless dazed,
left us, let to us will look at the exposure,
assemble us to the country of the wonders of snow.
High high and high thoughtless and thoughtless thoughtless,
it is large, right holding your hand,
slip to us with a song
of a winter fairy-like ground

Silver Bells
The silver covered bells, the silver covered bells
is it time of Christmas in the city.
Loop in Ling, intend them, in order to sing.
Soon it is Christmas day

Let It Snow
Oh is terrible the exterior of the time,
but fire is not so delicious
and there we a workstation has to go to
let him snow! Leave to snow to it! Leave to snow to it!

It does not display characters of the stop,
and I bought corn, in order to branch,
the method of the lights in the morning, which was turned to the lower low,
let it snow! Leave to snow to it! Leave to snow to it

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Carols Lost In Translation. Part 1: Stop your bottoms and say your prayers

Christmas Carols Babelized

Oh Come, All Ye Faithful
Or it comes, all the YE,
Joyful and reliable predominance,
it comes or YE, or it comes YE in Bethlehem;
The end to consider comes he,
Soutenu the king of Los Angeles;
Or it comes, it left us admire it,
or comes, we were ourselves we admired it,
or we come, we left ourselves we admired it,
Christ the horseman.

Silent Night
Quiet night, holy night,
All is calm, all is
mother and child intelligent round virgins yon.
Infant so tender soft saint and,
sleep in marvellous peace.
Sleep in marvellous peace.

Jingle Bells
They are to cause of the snow, in a structure, than to a horse,
in the zones, we are going to laugh totally and open.
It guards in parts of the sounds of the extremity of the directive has and the alcohol in which one becomes inflamed,
than the restoration must be increased and a song sings, what tonight that is sleighing.

Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse.
Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse

The Christmas Song
Sweet chestnuts roasting on an opened fire,
Jack Frost gripping on your nose,
anthems of praise of Christmas sung by a chorus,
and people got dressed upwards like Eskimos.

Frosty the Snowman
Frosted the snowman was a merry happy heart,
with a pipe of corncob and a nose of button,
and two eyes manufactured starting from coal.
Frosted the snowman is a fairy tale, they say, it was made snows about it but the children
know it came to the life one day.
There must have been magic of the fact old cap out of silk which they found.
For when they placed it on its head,
It started to dance around

O, frosted the snowman
Was very alive that it could be,
And the children say that it could laugh
and play just the same ones as you and me.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Regard frosted go.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Above hills of snow

Here Comes Santa Claus
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Of right lane of the Father Christmas downwards!
The vixen and Blitzen and all its reindeer
draw on the reins.
Bells sound song of children;
all is merry and luminous.
Stop your bottoms and say your prayers,
because the Father Christmas comes this evening.


Deck the Halls
Package halls with branches of holly,
of of F, of of.
Tis the season with being merry,
of F, of of.

Gift maintaining our merry clothing to us,
of F, of, of.
Troll the ancient anthem of praise of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

See Christmas of buckling before us,
of of F, of of.
Strike the toothing-stone and unite the chorus.
Of of F, of of.

Follow me in merry measurement,
of of F, of of.
While I tell the treasure of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

Fast far the old passages from year,
of of F, of of.
Hail young men the new ones, YE and young girls,
of of F, of of

Sing us merry, all together,
of of F, of of.
Carefree man of the wind and time,
of of F, of of

Thursday, December 11, 2008