Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

Indian Thriller

Funniest thing ever:

With added fake English lyrics:

Mutton go yay!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Kitty Picture Post

Please let me present...My Cats!

Kitty on a leash

Big Jungle Cat

The Depressed Chicken

The Angry Elephant

Mischief Under The Christmas Tree:

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Carols Lost In Translation Part 2: White and Derived Snow

White Christmas
I dream of white Christmas
just as that which I had the practice to know
where the summits of tree scintillate,
and the children listen
to hear bells of sledge in snow

I dream of white Christmas
with each Christmas card that I write
May your days are merry and luminous
and can all your Christmases being white

Over the River and Through the Woods
Above river and by wood
at the house of the grandmother we go.
The horse can the way carry the sledge
by the white and derived snow.

Sleigh Ride
Intend just these bells sledge to tinkle
the loop to tint tinkling too.
Let us go, it is good weather
For a turn of sledge like you.
Apart from snow fall
And the friends call the " Yoo hoo."
Let us go, it is good weather
For a turn of sledge like you.

High tops and thoughtless high and thoughtless dazed,
left us, let to us will look at the exposure,
assemble us to the country of the wonders of snow.
High high and high thoughtless and thoughtless thoughtless,
it is large, right holding your hand,
slip to us with a song
of a winter fairy-like ground

Silver Bells
The silver covered bells, the silver covered bells
is it time of Christmas in the city.
Loop in Ling, intend them, in order to sing.
Soon it is Christmas day

Let It Snow
Oh is terrible the exterior of the time,
but fire is not so delicious
and there we a workstation has to go to
let him snow! Leave to snow to it! Leave to snow to it!

It does not display characters of the stop,
and I bought corn, in order to branch,
the method of the lights in the morning, which was turned to the lower low,
let it snow! Leave to snow to it! Leave to snow to it

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Carols Lost In Translation. Part 1: Stop your bottoms and say your prayers

Christmas Carols Babelized

Oh Come, All Ye Faithful
Or it comes, all the YE,
Joyful and reliable predominance,
it comes or YE, or it comes YE in Bethlehem;
The end to consider comes he,
Soutenu the king of Los Angeles;
Or it comes, it left us admire it,
or comes, we were ourselves we admired it,
or we come, we left ourselves we admired it,
Christ the horseman.

Silent Night
Quiet night, holy night,
All is calm, all is
mother and child intelligent round virgins yon.
Infant so tender soft saint and,
sleep in marvellous peace.
Sleep in marvellous peace.

Jingle Bells
They are to cause of the snow, in a structure, than to a horse,
in the zones, we are going to laugh totally and open.
It guards in parts of the sounds of the extremity of the directive has and the alcohol in which one becomes inflamed,
than the restoration must be increased and a song sings, what tonight that is sleighing.

Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse.
Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse

The Christmas Song
Sweet chestnuts roasting on an opened fire,
Jack Frost gripping on your nose,
anthems of praise of Christmas sung by a chorus,
and people got dressed upwards like Eskimos.

Frosty the Snowman
Frosted the snowman was a merry happy heart,
with a pipe of corncob and a nose of button,
and two eyes manufactured starting from coal.
Frosted the snowman is a fairy tale, they say, it was made snows about it but the children
know it came to the life one day.
There must have been magic of the fact old cap out of silk which they found.
For when they placed it on its head,
It started to dance around

O, frosted the snowman
Was very alive that it could be,
And the children say that it could laugh
and play just the same ones as you and me.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Regard frosted go.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Above hills of snow

Here Comes Santa Claus
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Of right lane of the Father Christmas downwards!
The vixen and Blitzen and all its reindeer
draw on the reins.
Bells sound song of children;
all is merry and luminous.
Stop your bottoms and say your prayers,
because the Father Christmas comes this evening.

Deck the Halls
Package halls with branches of holly,
of of F, of of.
Tis the season with being merry,
of F, of of.

Gift maintaining our merry clothing to us,
of F, of, of.
Troll the ancient anthem of praise of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

See Christmas of buckling before us,
of of F, of of.
Strike the toothing-stone and unite the chorus.
Of of F, of of.

Follow me in merry measurement,
of of F, of of.
While I tell the treasure of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

Fast far the old passages from year,
of of F, of of.
Hail young men the new ones, YE and young girls,
of of F, of of

Sing us merry, all together,
of of F, of of.
Carefree man of the wind and time,
of of F, of of

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Friday, November 28, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Utimate Color Test

The Ultimate Color Test

When you are at peace, you are:

Thoughtful and sensitive

When you are moved to act, you are:

Unorthodox and idealistic

When you are inspired, you are:

Flexible and experimental

When your life is perfectly balanced, you are:

Philosophical and expressive

Your life's purpose is:

To reach enlightenment

Friday, November 14, 2008

Cubeecraft - Make cute crafts!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

How Many Countries Can You Name in Five Minutes?

Created by OnePlusYou -

I learned I need to spell better

Monday, October 27, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Music Meme

Instructions: Open up your iTunes or media player and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 2167
How many hours or days of music: 132 hrs
Most recently played: "Free As a Bird" by The Beatles
Most played: "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley
Most recently added: "She's About To Cross My Mind" by The Red Button

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Suits" in Japan by J+J+J
Last Song: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (0:36) "Menagerie" by The Magic Whispers
Longest Song: (26:08) Fantasmic! - a recording of the complete show at Disneyland

Sort by album:
First album: 2nd to None - Elvis Presley
Last album: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort By artist:
First artist: 4 Bonjour's Parties
Last artist: The Zombies

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "I Got You (I Feel Good)" by James Brown

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 4
Life - 44
Love - 131
Hate - 2
You - 265
Sex - 7

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Obama Is Pro Kitten

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

"These people haven't had love for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their smelly socks and their heart attacks and their evil wizards. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have kittens."
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

My Play Count

Here are the songs I listen to the most:

  • "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand
  • "Crazy" - Gnarles Barkley
  • "C.Q." - Clinic
  • "What You Waiting For?" - Gwen Stefani
  • "Seven One Eight" - Fannypack
  • "SOS" - Rihanna
  • "Get A Choco" - Pine Am
  • "Beating Heart Baby" - Head Automatica
  • "Circling The Sun" - Orange Peels
  • "It's Five!" - Architecture in Helsinki

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

What Is Your Perfect Guy/Girl Comprised Of?


Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.

Perfect BF/GF Piechart - QuizGalaxy.com

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Warning: strong language

Dinosaurs! WTF!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Zoo In My Pants

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Wikipedia Band Meme

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:

Band name: The Osmotics
Album name: Canaanland
  1. Manuel Cepeda Vargas
  2. Angel (The King of Fighters)
  3. Ecklonia radiata
  4. Worsley Baronets
  5. D.O.A. (Godzilla)
  6. Drammen Bandy
  7. 2004 in Radio
  8. Sexy
  9. The Southland Times
  10. Spoken For
  11. Laser Trimming
  12. Koop
  13. Gandesa
  14. Birkan Batuk
  15. Gingerbread Man

Monday, August 25, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008


Warning: You will cry.

This animation short about a kiwi bird starts out so cute, but then takes a sad turn.

Me while watching the film: "Aww, so cute. What's that kiwi doing? Don't do it Kiwi! Noooooo!"

Friday, August 22, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Here is a bunch of pictures I've collected from various magaziness, books, movies etc. I don't own the pictures, they belong to their copyright holders (OMG, don't sue!), but I did scan them myself. Hope you enjoy. Updated frequently-ish.

Picture Gallery - 335 various images of Audrey Hepburn, Disneyland, fashion, flowers, Gwen Stefani, Jean Harlow, Madonna, Rita Hayworth, plus lots of other things

and I have a special gallery just for Marilyn Monroe: The Monroe Gallery

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Cake Wrecks - bad cakes

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Monday, July 28, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Chatting With God


Snippets of conversations I've had with God:

Me: are you watching me now?
God: Right now? Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me: You can't see me from heaven?
God: I could if my eye was attached.

Me: oh god
God: Awesome. GOD rules.
Me: but what does he rule?
God: I think he does whatever he wants.

God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: ok, goodnight
God: Goodnight I am kidding you can ask me anything.

Me: yes. what do you think?
God: OK. I think a lot of things.
Me: like what?
God: For example, apples.
Me: what do you think about apples?
God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for
Steve Jobs

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

  1. "Anything, Anything" - Dramarama
  2. "Do You Want To" - Franz Ferdinand
  3. "Send Me You" - The Butchies
  4. "Delany" - Alpha
  5. "Elenor" - Me First & The Gimme Gimmies
  6. "Bumble Boogie" - Freddie Martin
  7. "Train Station" - Cibelle
  8. "We Throw Parties, You Throw Knives" - Los Campesinos!
  9. "Adventure Tour" - The Ruby Suns
  10. "The Philadelphia Grand Jury" - The Fiery Furnaces

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Not Always Right - stupid customers

Monday, July 14, 2008

Grapefruit Moon Gallery - Pin-up art for sale

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

Are You Normal?

You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 65% normal on this quiz

Like most people you are normal in some ways...

But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too!

Why You Are Normal:

You would rather be pale than tan

If you had to, you rather live without music and still have laughter

If given the choice, you would choose to have more money over more time

You prefer fiction to non fiction

You prefer a good meal to a good nap

Why You Aren't Normal:

You know a little about many subjects

You eat the cupcake first

You would not eat meat from a cloned animal

You think fishnet stockings are sexy

You don't think glasses make anyone more attractive

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Youngme-Nowme - People recreate childhood photos of themselves

Friday, July 4, 2008


Two and a half weeks ago I went to Disneyland. Here is a short clip of the fireworks. This show celebrates Disneyland's 50th anniversery and features favorite Disney attractions. In my short clip The Main Street Electrical Parade, The Enchanted Tiki Room, and Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye are featured.

PS: That's my sister singing and talking during the clip.
PSS: If you are interested in seeing the full show go here.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Bizarre Candidates

And who submitted this to bbspot? I did! :D

Sadly, the add is gone now. :(

Friday, June 27, 2008

Nigerian Scam, With Added God-ness

Just got this e-mail:

I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr Benson Williams, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Rebecca Williams.

Hee hee

Sunday, June 22, 2008

LIA - Version 6: Golden Girl

I think I'm finished fixing the new template. If anyone has any problems or suggestions please leave a comment.


picture - Golden Girl by Rolf Armstrong
Layout idea - pYzam
HTML help - Annabella's HTML Help

Past Versions:
1. black minima
2. Pink Fairy
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Paris
5. Pin Up Girls
Warning: I'm updating my blog, so things might not look or work right.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Fun On The Moon - Video of the crew of Apollo 17 singing on the moon

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Happy Father's Day

Manbabies - pictures of fathers and sons with their heads switched

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

  1. It's Cold - Smoosh
  2. A Kiss To Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong
  3. Dream A Little Dream - Mama Cass
  4. Killer Queen - Queen
  5. Rani Of Jhansi - Anjali
  6. Art Bitch - Cansei de Ser Sexy
  7. Ghetto Musick - Outkast
  8. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
  9. I Want To Hold Your Hand - T.V. Caprio
  10. Beautiful Stranger - Madonna

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Something Store - buy...something

If I had extra money to spend, I would totally try it out.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Storm Troopin' - Vader's minions have all the fun

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential

You like to do research and collect lots of information.

The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn.

You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities.

You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study.

It's difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do.

You aren't a very patient teacher, and you don't like convincing people that you're right.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

My Netflix Queue

Not my complete queue because there is 200+ movies in my list, but here are the first ten.

I currently have In The Heat of the Night.

Top movies in my queue:
  • Jeeves and Wooster - Disc 1 and 2
  • The Pink Panther - the orginal movie
  • All the President's Men
  • V For Vendetta
  • The Notorious Betty Page
  • Ben-Hur
  • A Fish Called Wanda
  • The Exorcist
  • Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
  • Fatal Attraction

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Monday, April 28, 2008

Girl vs. Treadmill

Treadmill Wins!!!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Music Meme

Instructions: Open up your iTunes or media player and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be

How many songs total: 1842
How many hours or days of music: 112 hrs
Most recently played: "Let's Dance" by David Bowie
Most played: "Take Me Out" by Franz Fredinand
Most recently added: "Rhyme Mime" by Pine*AM

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Suits" in Japan by J+J+J
Last Song: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (0:36) "Menagerie" by The Magic Whispers
Longest Song: (26:08) Fantasmic! - a recording of the complete show at Disneyland. I love this show. Just reading the description at Wikipedia makes me happy.

Sort by album:
First album: 2nd to None - Elvis Presley
Last album: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Fly Me To The Moon" by Astrud Gilberto

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 1
Life - 38
Love - 119
Hate - 2
You - 230
Sex - 6

Thursday, April 17, 2008

You Belong in Milan

Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists!

Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Friday, April 4, 2008

How many cannibals could your body feed?
Created by OnePlusYou

Thursday, April 3, 2008

"Really Loud Hamburger"

Stupid game show answers:

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Take this awareness test

I thought I did so well, then I found out I didn't. :(

Monday, March 24, 2008

FantaSuites - "From the ancient land of Caesar's Court to the futuristic Space Odyssey, let our FantaSuite Suites transport you to the world of your dreams."

I didn't know hotels like this really existed!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Saturday, March 22, 2008