Sunday, October 30, 2005

The Most Infamous Line in Harry Potter Illustrated

Warning: Cartoon Nudity

From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

'Snape!' ejaculated Slughorn

Friday, October 28, 2005

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Bad baby names with snarky commentary.

Thursday, October 27, 2005


So the new TV season is a couple of weeks old now. Time to get your snark fix at

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Go to and type "french military victories" then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.


Then follow the link it does give you because it's funny/interesting.

Monday, October 24, 2005

i'm in ravenclaw!

be sorted @

Random Songs From My Media Player

1. Sunday Morning - No Doubt
2. Romeo and Juliet - Tchaikovsky
3. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
4. Stay - Lisa Loab
5. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
6. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
7. The Way - Fastball
8. It's My Life - No Doubt
9. Main Street Electrical Parade - Disneyland
10. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Man requests longer prison sentence to match Bird's jersey number

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be."

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Amazingly Dumb Questions

When dogs bark for hours on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?

Can sour cream go bad? If so, how can you tell? Please anser soon, because I have an unopened container in the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of April 1996.

Say you're at a baseball game at home, and the visiting team is up to bat. The batter hits a long line drive heading into the stands: a home run! Now say that everyone in the stands starts blowing in the air as hard as they can. Do you think this would produce enough force to blow the ball back onto the field?

What is the purpose of earlobes besides hanging things on?

In the extreme Northern and Southern Hemispheres, where it is light for half the year and dark for the other half, does a rooser crow only once a year?

Why don't people snore when they are awake?

Why do wet dogs stink while dry ones smell fine?

Dont you think - anatomically speaking - men would be more comfortable in skirts and women in pants?

When I am walking my dog - considering that he has twice as many legs as I do - is he getting twice as much excercise as I am or half as much?

What size were big hail stones before the game of golf was invented?

Has anyone discovered a use for banana skins?

If a new car costs much more than a new tuxedo, how come it costs more to rent a tuxedo?

Why doesn't Mona Lisa have eyebrows?

How does an ant know that he should venture up my truck tire, across the axle, through the engine and into the interior, where I left a doughnut?

Is volcanic ash good to eat?

When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does your nose or someplace else on your face start to itch?

Can you please explain gravity in plain English? I have tried to so some research on the subject, but it always jumps right into mathematics that is way over my head.

If a man jumped into a pool filled with gelatin, would he be able to escape without a ladder? Would it make a difference if the gelatin was in a bunch of little cubes instead of a solid block?

Do fish ever sneeze?

Could leap year be switched from Feb. 29 to June 31? It would give us an extra day of summer and one less day of winter.

Bats hang upside-down all the time. So why don't they get gastric reflux?

Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?

If the Earth were to suddenly stop revolving, what would happen to a 200-pound man standing in an open area? How far would he slide?

Suppose the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow—the bikini or the polka dots?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Friday, October 14, 2005

You are Agonistic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Batman Loves Robin!

Notice how the other superheros name females, but Batman names Robin. I knew it! I've known it for years! Batman loves Robin!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Poor Baby

It's a pacifier

Saturday, October 8, 2005


Pholph's Scrabble Generator

My Scrabble© Score is: 14.
What is your score? Get it here.
Go to Google, type in the word 'failure' and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button


Thursday, October 6, 2005

Tuesday, October 4, 2005

The Feminism Test

Gender Abolitionist
You scored 100% Gender-Abolitionist, 40% Sexually Liberal, and 40 % Socialist
You are the Gender Abolitionist type of feminist. This means that you feel the best way to destroy patriarchal oppression is to rid ourselves of misguided gender roles, and instead live in a society that does not make such marked assumptions about gender differences. The Gender Abolitionist is culturally radical, but rather conservative when it comes to sexual liberation and politics. You have a strong sense of human rights for all. In fact, you are actually a very moral person. You don't see people in terms of gender and are thus very philosophical in order to perceive the world in such a manner. You think people shouldn't identify others in terms of gender. When most people see a person, the first thing they think is "That person is a woman" or "That person is a man", but they do NOT think "That person is a short-fingernail". Most make someone's gender their IDENTITY, but fingernail length would never be considered part of their identity. A gender abolitionist would claim gender should be like fingernail length--it shouldn't be part of someone's identity. By making gender a part of identity, difference is emphasized and oppression is often justified. Thus, gender shouldn't be regarded to such a large extent by society. You are mostly concerned with seeing women become fully equalized with men by eliminating gender roles, as these roles oppress women.

Link: The Feminism Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Saturday, October 1, 2005


Do me a favor? Leave a comment? Please? I'm just curious to see if anyone is reading this. You can just say "Hi" and that's it. I've had this blog for six months and have had only three comments. This makes me sad. So, if anyone is out there could you leave a comment. Pweassssse. It's very easy, you'll be asked to confirm to make sure your not an icky spammer and that's it.

Lily "shamelessly whoring for comments" Fair

Fixed the Place Up A Bit

New template! Yay! I'm mostly done now, just a few more edits, maybe. I'm still not happy with the side bar (Blue and pink clash! The spacing is funky! I tried to fix it but it didn't work) Anyway, I like it.

Credit goes to: - Two weeks ago I didn't what html meant and didn't know that there was such as CSS. Still don't know what any of it means, put I now know what to do to make things pink. - stoled the little fairy pic from there.

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