Wednesday, May 31, 2006

My Kitties: Part 2

Over here I posted about my big cat and now here's a post about my little cat.

A co-worker of my mother's had a cat that gave birth to kittens. A few days after givng birth, the cat was killed by a coyote. My mom's co-worker had to bottle feed the kittens every two hours, plus she had to go to work and take care of her own family. After a few days, she was feeling overwhelmed by the situation. My mom heard about the situation and volunteered me has a surrogate kitten mommy and said I would be willing to take one in of the kittens. My mom called me and told me to come get a kitten, which I gladly did.

I had a few weeks of sleepless nights. I was peed on more than once. There was that one time I rolled over the kitty's tail with an office chair. But it's been almost eight months and both me and kitty have survived.

(Some of these were taken with a disposable camara and are not the best quality)

Here is kitty on the day I got him

In a pocket!

A little older


Looking rat-like

For Halloween I wrapped kitty up in tinfoil so he could be the Tin Man, but the foil wouldn't stay on. All that survived was the TinTail

A little older

Fascinated with the goldfish

Asleep at the computer...

...with his face smashed against the keyboard


Extreme close-up

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

What HTML Color Are You?

you are mediumseagreen

Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the html color quiz

Monday, May 29, 2006

Saturday, May 27, 2006 - a collection of notes, pictures, doodles, etc. people have found.

While walking thru the park, I found a note that said: FOUND: guitar pick found on Sunday morning. If yours please call, then it listed some guy's name and phone number. Wow, that's nice, but in a weird obbsessive way. I should have kept the note.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Ok, on Thursday I turned in my term paper and now I can get back to important things, like sleeping and messing around on the internet.

My paper was on the artist Tamara de Lempicka. A sample of her work can be found

She was my favorite artist, but I think it will be some time before I can look at one of her painting and not have a total mental breakdown.

Damn school! Always ruining things I like!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The 3-Variable Funny Test

the Ham
(38% dark, 57% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

Monday, May 22, 2006

Internet Classic: Star Wars Pants Page

Famous Star Wars quotes with a word removed and exchanged with "pants." The reason why "pants" is my favorite word.

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." --Darth Vader

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Create Your Own Dan Brown Novel!

My book:

The Band of Da Vinci by Dan Brown

The secret of the City of Atlantis has been guarded by The Illuminati for twelve centiuries. A intrepid civil engineer has stumbled upon their trail while solving a crossword puzzle. It's now a desparate race through the caverns of old Constantinople and the very fabric of space-time itself is at stake.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency - An agency dedicated to protecting citizens from Vampires and Zombies

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Editorial Reviews:

The Daily Telegraph
The funniest book I have read for ages

The Scotsman
I laughed out loud on every page.

The Times
I just laughed and laughed

Click here to see what book has the critics laughing so hard!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The Commissar Vanishes - An interesting piece on photographic censorship in Soviet Russia

Monday, May 15, 2006

Past Life Analysis

My past life diagnosis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1275.
Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
Do you remember now?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Russian suicidal chicken hangs itself on a fence

A chicken killed itself on the fence of one of the village residents in the Tula region of Russia. An eyewitness of the unimaginable bird suicide says that he was resting on a couch, when his wife rushed into the house and said that a chicken had just committed suicide by hanging itself on the neighbor's fence.

Click here for the rest of sad tale of the Emo Chicken

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Amamanta Anatomically Correct Dolls - Dolls with balls, but, oddly enough, no fingers.

Friday, May 12, 2006

My Kitties: Part 1

My cat as a kitten:

My cat now:

Heehee, he makes me laugh

Aww, He looks so small and depressed

Cool kitty

I walked into my room and saw my all my blankets and sheets on the floor and my cat sitting on my bed, looking innocent

The look of pure innocence

My cat loved Walk the Line! He watched the whole thing

My cat thinks you are funny

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Where I live a round trip on the bus is $2. It's a cheap alternative. Just sayin'

Monday, May 8, 2006

Warning: This made me spit Aquafina all over my monitor. Don't let that happen to you!

Star Wars: Episode III, Backstroke of the West - Revenge of the Sith in Engrish

Sunday, May 7, 2006

Classic Star Quiz part 3

Eve Arden
You scored 10% Anxiety, 30% Sympathy, 45% Sarcasm, and 17% Wisdom!
You are one arch little character, lady, and don't let anyone forget it. You let your presence be known in every situation, often stealing scenes from the supposed stars. You have no regrets except that you didn't get star billing. Without you, this film would be a boring melodrama...with you, it crackles with life. No co-star can get close enough to you to share a plotline. We have no idea what you're up to when you're not on camera, but we sure would like to know.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 34% on Anxiety

Higher than 68% on Sympathy

Higher than 66% on Sarcasm

Higher than 17% on Wisdom
Link: The Classic Second Banana Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

Saturday, May 6, 2006

What European City Do You Belong In? Quiz

You Belong in Paris

You enjoy all that life has to offer, and you can appreciate the fine tastes and sites of Paris.
You're the perfect person to wander the streets of Paris aimlessly, enjoying architecture and a crepe.

Friday, May 5, 2006

Classic Star Quiz Part 2

Humphrey Bogart
You scored 30% Tough, 9% Roguish, 38% Friendly, and 23% Charming!
You're the original man of honor, rough and tough but willing to stick your neck out when you need to, despite what you might say to the contrary. You're a complex character full of spit and vinegar, but with a soft heart and a tender streak that you try to hide. There's usually a complicated dame in the picture, someone who sees the real you behind all the tough talk and can dish it out as well as you can. You're not easy to get next to, but when you find the right partner, you're caring and loyal to a fault. A big fault. But you take it on the chin and move on, nursing your pain inside and maintaining your armor...until the next dame walks in. Or possibly the same dame, and of all the gin joints in all the world, it had to be yours. Co-stars include Ingrid Bergman and Lauren Bacall, hot chicks with problems.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 61% on Tough

Higher than 23% on Roguish

Higher than 63% on Friendly

Higher than 37% on Charming
Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

Thursday, May 4, 2006



Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Classic Star Quiz Part 1

Barbara Stanwyck
You scored 59 damepoints!
You're mysterious and somewhat dangerous; you're the lovely Barbara Stanwyck! You reveal only what you choose, and keep the real you for a few close friends. At the same time, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you know how to have fun. You're independent, confident and kind, but you do have a vicious side!

Essential filmography:
The Lady Eve
Double Indemnity
Meet John Doe

See all possible results!
Rosalind Russell
Myrna Loy
Irene Dunne
Barbara Stanwyck
Katharine Hepburn
Lauren Bacall
Bette Davis
Joan Crawford

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 60% on damepoints

Link: The Hollywood Grand Dame Test written by vicious-trollop on Ok Cupid

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

The Unabomber Quiz - Do you and Ted Kaczynski have similar personalities?

I received a 22 out of 40. I guess I'm ever so slighty crazy.

Monday, May 1, 2006