Monday, June 27, 2005

Friday, June 24, 2005

A brainteaser

A father and his son were involved in a car accident in which the father was killed and the son was seriously injured. The father was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident and his body was taken to a local mortuary. The son was taken by ambulance to a hospital and was immediately wheeled into an operating room. A surgeon was called. Upon seeing the patient, the attending surgeon exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's my son!"

Can You explain this? (Keep in mind that the father who was killed in the accident is not a stepfather, nor is the attending physician the boy's stepfather.

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Monday, June 20, 2005

Star Wars Country Songs

Return of the Sith country love songs:

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"


Too Cute

A baby hippo and a turtle have found friendship

Friday, June 10, 2005

Dumb Things People Say

Warning: Some of the backround wallpaper on the pages is painful to look at.

Tuesday, June 7, 2005


Are You Stupid Enough to Join notMensa?

To bad I'm too smart:

Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198

( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )

Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.

Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.

Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)

Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.

Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.

Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.

Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God

notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society

Friday, June 3, 2005

Are You Republican?

I am:
"You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on."

Are You A Republican?

Global Personality


Your Lightsaber is Blue

Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Thursday, June 2, 2005


What religion fits you best?

1. Secular Humanism (100%) - The describtion pretty much describes my belifes
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Jainism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
18. Hinduism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
20. Scientology (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Sikhism (29%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%) - lol the actual Church I was baptized into.