Tuesday, June 7, 2005

notMENSA

Are You Stupid Enough to Join notMensa?

To bad I'm too smart:

Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198

( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )

Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.

Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.

Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)

Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.

Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.

Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.

Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God

notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society

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