Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Internet Classic: All Your Base Are Belong to Us

For a time you could not go anywhere on the internet without seeing the phrase "All your base belong to us." Like many people I just put it down as a silly gaming thing. But here is an explaination!

Turns out it was a silly gaming thing.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Meet my friends Chad, Donna, Frederick...

...Lucia and George

Also known as Chuzzles

Ah, my new addiction!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Favorite Girl Names

My Top Ten Favorite Girl Names or what the future little Fairs might be named.

10. Claudia
9. Bridget
8. Veronica
7. Rebecca - but not Becky!
6. Evelyn
5. Sophie or Sophia
4. Kathryn
3. Miranda
2. Audrey


1. Eileen - not suprising "Come on Eileen" is one of my favorite songs

Monday, August 15, 2005

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Where I explain why I hate Sk8ter Boi

"Sk8er Boi" - even the title is horrible! Why the 8 in the middle of the word? It's a song title not a license plate. Also, I thought boy spelled "boi" meant the boy was gay. I dunno, maybe I hang out in a different part of the internet than Avril, but from the begining ya know the a boi-girl reletionship is not going to go well.

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say - what's wrong with ballet? (from a girl who took 6 years of ballet)
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes - well have you seen guys in baggy clothes, with the waist of their pants down around their thighs and their boxers showing? It's ridiculous!

He was a skater boy - Remember back to your high school days... where were the skater boys during lunch time? In the parking lot smoking pot! Not boyfriend material at all!
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone - Huh? She didn't go out with the skater boy so now she is a single mother?
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth? - being famous doesn't mean he is a nice person

He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy -rhyming boy with...boy. How clever!
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world

I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know - it's been five years and the boy is still writing about the other girl? Avril dear, he's not over her!

Disclaimer: no offense to skater boys. Lyrics found at

Monday, August 8, 2005

Vin Diesel is the 4th Dentist out the 5 who doesn't recommend Crest toothpaste

Vin Diesel Facts

Some Favs:

Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.

He once won a staring contest with the famous "Thinker" statue

Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.

Vin Diesel pushes the next tissue up in the box.

Thursday, August 4, 2005

How Fucked By Bush Are You?

Pretty fucked
17 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 94% on Fuckedness
Link: The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test written by leelander on Ok Cupid


Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Naked P-ssy!

Warning: Must be 18 months or older to enter site

Live! Nude! Cats!