Cutest Dog Ever

Mr. Winkle!

Look!:









http://www.mrwinkle.com/

Octopus Mother

Aurora with all eight of her arms held tight to her dream of motherhood. The aging Giant Pacific octopus, a resident of the Alaska SeaLife Center in Seward, embraced her maternal instinct and was rewarded this week as her eggs finally began hatching.

Includes cute picture of a baby octopus. Yay!

The Brick Testament - The Bible illustrated with LEGOs. Hehe

Ban Bread

Just Say No To Toast

50 Reasons Why Lord of the Rings Sucks

Annoying/Not Annoying

The Most Annoying Celebrities of 2005:

1. Tom Cruise - aggreed! So annoying!
2. Michael Jackson
3. Paris Hilton
4. Britney Spears
5. Osama Bin Laden
6. Al-Qaeda
7. Dr. Phil - He was annoying when he was on Oprah all the time because if I turn the tv to the Oprah show I want to see Oprah, not Dr. Phil! Now that he has his own show that I never have to watch, I'm ok with him.
8. Tara Reid
9. Kobe Bryant
10. Jessica Simpson

The Least Annoying Celebrities of 2005:

1. Gene Hackman
2. Pope John Paul II
3. Christopher Walken
4. Mandy Moore - She is the least annoying of the teenybopper singers, but that's not saying much
5. Ewan McGregor - Such a lovely, charming man!
6. Johnny Carson
7. Green Day
8. Lisa Kudrow
9. Will Ferrell - I find him annoying
10. Jennifer Connelly - too bland to offend anyone which is kind of annoying

From amiannoying.com which is a really addicting site

A Performing Woman

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?

You are every goth-kids dream!


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Commonly Held Misconceptions About Historic Costume

Well, I thought it was interesting

Hubba Hubba

Warning: Nudity


http://thepinupfiles.com/

Classic and contemporary pin-up art!

50 Worst Songs of All Time

...according to Blender Magazine:

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985)
2. Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Wang Ching (1986)
4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000)
5. Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice (1990)
6. The Heart Of Rock And Roll, Huey Lewis & The News (1984)
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy, Bobby McFerrin (1988)
8. Party All The Time, Eddie Murphy (1985)
9. American Life, Madonna (2003)
10. Ebony & Ivory, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982)

11. Invisible, Clay Aiken (2003)
12. Kokomo, The Beach Boys (1988)
13. Illegal Alien, Genesis (1983)
14. From A Distance, Bette Midler (1990)
15. I'll Be There For You, The Rembrandts (1995)
16. What's Up?, 4 Non Blondes (1993)
17. Pumps And A Bump, Hammer (1994)
18. You're The Inspiration, Chicago (1984)
19. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister (1985)
20. Dancing On The Ceiling, Lionel Ritchie (1986)
21. Two Princes, The Spin Doctors (1992)
22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002)
23. Sunglasses At Night, Corey Hart (1984)
24. Superman, Five For Fighting (2000)
25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997)
26. The End, The Doors (1967)
27. The Final Countdown, Europe (1987)
28. Your Body Is A Wonderland, John Mayer (2001)
29. Breakfast At Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something (1995)
30. The Greatest Love Of All, Whitney Houston (1986)
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummies (1994)
32. Will 2K, Will Smith (1999)
33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997)
34. Longer, Dan Fogelberg (1979)
35. Shiny Happy People, R.E.M. (1991)
36. Make 'Em Say Uhh!, Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave, Gerardo (1991)
38. Cotton Eyed Joe, Rednex (1995)
39. She Bangs, Ricky Martin (2000)
40. I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me Badd (1991)
41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989)
42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965)
43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000)
44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993)
45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002)
46. Hangin' Tough, New Kids On The Block (1989)
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You, Bryan Adams (1996)
48. Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, The Beatles (1968)
49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992)
50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion (1998)

Hey now, some of those songs are pretty good, I think. Some suffer from overexposure; they were overplayed to the point people became sick of of them, but that shouldn't take away from the song's original greatness.

Then again, some of those songs on the list are pretty awful.


50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion(1998) - Come on! That's a good song. I'm not afraid to admit I like the Titanic song!

49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992) - He's too sexy for his cat! That's funny!

45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002) - So bad! Ja Rule can't sing and Ashanti can sort of sing but she just sing the same song over and over...

44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993) - But I love this song!

41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989), 42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965), 43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000) - Why are these songs included?

33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997) - This is a silly song! How can anyone take it serious enough to hate it?

25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997) - Why did Puff Daddy have to ruin a great Police song with his awful singing?

22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002) This song is terrifying! It makes "God Bless the USA" seem subtle.

9. American Life, Madonna (2003) - One rap about soy lattes and everyone's against you

4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000) - It's a horrible song, but I don't think it's Limp Bizkit worst. That song about breaking stuff is worse

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985) - It's lame and just really strange in some parts, but is it the lamest? The strangest? I don't know

Get Your Monster Name

Forbidden Love

It was a dark and stormy night.
They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that… more than anything.

Suddenly, the power went out… She screamed…
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on… as did their growing passion.
They knew it was wrong…
Their families would never understand…
So consumed were they in their passion that they didn't hear the door opening ...
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Then the light went on ...
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Internet Classic: Googlism

www.googlism.com

If you want to do it the old fashioned way, just put your name and the word is in quotes. Example "lilyfair is"

"Lily Fair is a dreamer and a dancer"

"Lily Fair is the dreamer of the group-- and her greatest dream
is to become a wonderful ballerina"

"Lily Fair is also available in the custom finished options listed below"

"LILY FAIR is easy" - Not true!

"Lily Fair is a very mild mannered lady" - That's better

"LILY FAIR, is a superb tale that demonstrates the magic"

"Lily Fair is much more ..."

"Lily Fair is exactly what I needed." - Glad to have helped

"Lily Fair is your best choice"

"Lily Fair is available for just $19.99 from Our website" - I'm worth much more than that!

"Lily Fair is available for just $130.98" - That's better

Fily Lair

Spoonerims!

Dirty Spoonerisms!

For those who don't know what a Spoonerism, here is an explanation from wikipedia:

A Spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants or vowels are switched, named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency.

http://www.fabelbish.com/ - Create Spoonerisms!

Turn Your Hamster into...

A Fighting Machine!

Edit: new link

The Mystic Penis of Rasputin

Warning: Picture of pickled penis.

Warning #2: Men may suffer from feels of inadequacy after viewing

In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

ETA: An anonymous commenter pointed out that the mighty penis might be a sea cucumber. The Museum of Hoaxes as an article outlining the controversy

Not that I thought is was real anyway. Pshaw!

Misinterpreted Movie Titles

What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?

Stupid White Folks Bingo

Hehe

Snowglobe

Give it a shake

My Hebrew Name

http://www.my-hebrew-name.com

Christmas Kitties

Tree Decorating With Cats



Lol at typos! Before I backspaced this post said "Christmas Titties: Tree Decorating With Cate." That would have been an interesting post.

Odd Couples

Lets Be Friends - Pictures of animal friends

Chakra Test

http://www.eclecticenergies.com/chakras/chakratest.php

My results:


Root: under-active (-38%)
The Root chakra is about being physically there and feeling at home in situations. If you tend to be fearful or nervous, your Root chakra is probably under-active. You'd easily feel unwelcome.

Sacral: under-active (-38%)
The Sacral chakra is about feeling and sexuality. If you tend to be stiff and unemotional or have a "poker face," the Sacral chakra is under-active. You're not very open to people.

Navel: under-active (-50%)
The Navel chakra is about asserting yourself in a group. When the Navel chakra is under-active, you tend to be passive and indecisive. You're probably timid and don't get what you want.

Heart: under-active (-44%)
The Heart chakra is about love, kindness and affection. When your Heart chakra is under-active, you are cold and distant.

Throat: under-active (-63%)
The Throat chakra is about self-expression and talking. When this chakra is under-active, you tend not to speak much, and you probably are introverted and shy. Not speaking the truth may block this chakra.

Third Eye: open (-6%)
The Third Eye chakra is about insight and visualisation. When it is open, you have a good intuition. You may tend to fantasize.

Crown: under-active (-44%)
The Crown chakra is about wisdom and being one with the world. If it is under-active, you're not very aware of spirituality. You're probably quite rigid in your thinking.

Which Classical Composer Are You?

I am: Ludwig van Beethoven

Bizarre and eccentric, he considered himself a supremely great genius, and was not mistaken. He turned music upside-down and blew all the powdered wigs out of the concert hall, even though he was deaf.

The Scratch Pad - draw with a group of people!

The Gothic Fairy Store - I did some Christmas shopping here.

Sexy Name Decoder

http://sexy.namedecoder.com

Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar, sat on a stool and put a foot locker on the bar. He opened it up and set a small piano on the bar. Then a little man got out of the footlocker, sat down at the piano and started playing beautiful classical music. The bartender said 'Wow, where did you find him'? The man reached into the footlocker, pulled out a lamp and said 'I found this on the beach, rubbed it and a genie popped out'. The bartender grabbed it, started rubbing it and said 'I want a million bucks'. The man said 'Wait, there's something I have to tell you'. But it was too late. Ducks started appearing everywhere. They filled the bar, ran out into the street and filled the entire city. The bartender said 'What in the world is going on here'? The man said 'I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. The genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist'?

http://www.patheticpersonals.com/ - Funny and bad personals

Reminds me of a pathetic response I received from my OkCupid profile. Ha! A friend received the same thing. The guy must have been spamming girls that live in Southern California or something.



ETA: I've remembered that the same guy IM'ed me also! He couldn't spell and called me baby. I blocked him.

My Chinese Name

Surname (first character): Feng

Given Name (middle character): Lui - willow tree; pleasure

Given Name (last character): liu - sparkling stone; glazed

Making me Feng Luiliu


Get Your Chinese Name

Are You a Yankee or a Rebel?

What does your speech say about you?

I got: 50% (Yankee). Barely in the Yankee category.

Beautiful Faces Test

Keira Knightley 67% Eyes, 28% Nose, 45% Mouth, 40% SexyCute

You seem to enjoy big eyes, small other features, and a sexy demeanor. I actually skewed Keira toward cute in the test, due to the specific pic, but generally she's pretty sexy indeed. Big eyes, small nose, smallish lips. Keira is hot. Hot, hot hot. Which is probably why she's been in about sixty movies in the past year. Similar: Natalie Portman (cuter), Denise Richards (bigger lips) If you liked my test, please remember to give it a decent score, and of course I'm always happy to hear feedback. Thanks! Also, you could check out my Your Type of Girl Test.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 80% on Eyes Higher than 12% on Nose Higher than 33% on Lips Higher than 19% on SexyCute

Link: The Beautiful Faces Test written by dgc20e on Ok Cupid

Gwen Stefani Concert Recap - with pictures*

My sister and I went to the Gwen Stefani concert at Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim on Monday night. Yay! I'll try to remember the song order the best I can.


*Except not with pictures. The girl at the 1-hour photo lab opened the machine when the film was still inside. Most of the pictures were ruined. Someone get me a digital camera for Christmas, please?


The opening act was M.I.A. Good, but not really my thing.


Gwen stared a little bit after 9:00pm. The first song was "Harajuku Girls." The white curtain went up to show the band in place and the words Harajuku Lovers flashing on the stage. Gwen's Harajuku Girl posse came out. Gwen rised out of the stage on a throne, much like the cover of her cd. She was wearing a off-white ruffle-y costume like the costumes from the "What You Waiting For?" video.

The next song was "What You Waiting For?" I love that song and it sound great live and the whole audience boppin' along with Gwen. When the song was over she sunk back down thru the stage trap door.

The big screen behind the stage showed scenes of Gwen frolicking on the beach. She then came up from the stage wearing a red old fashioned/1950s style bathing suit and sang "The Real Thing." My sister said she saw Gwen trip, but I didn't notice anything. :)

This is were I start to get confused about the song order. I think "Crash" was next. She was wearing a black and white jumpsuit and a bandana on her head.
Gwen: When I say "back it up, back it up" you say "you got it, you got it"

and

Gwen: Hello Anaheim!
Audience: *SCREAM*
Gwen: I don't think you understand the situation. I'm from fucking Anaheim!
Audience: *SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM*

Next I believe was "Luxurious." She took off the jumpsuit jacket and had a black tank top underneath.
Gwen: Here's a weird song. It was one of the last songs I wrote with Tony[Kanal of No Doubt]. When I told him I wanted to do a dance album he told me to go out and do it. I never was supposed to tour with it, but you guys kept buying the album and kept pulling me out here.

Next was "Danger Zone." She jumped around all over the stage during the song.

After that was "Long Way to Go." Gwen and the dancers sat on the stage because it is a Serious Song. She left the stage and the bass player sang a solo.

I think she sang "Cool" next. She came up from the stage wearing a sexy spaghetti strap sparkly silver dress.
Gwen: I know we're-
Audience: Cool!

Next was a song that was not on the cd. The dancers were dressd up like toys and Gwen had a red jacket, like what a ringmaster wears and black shorts. The big screen behind the stage showed circus scenes.

After was "Rich Girls." She change in to a blue pirate coat. The jolly roger waved on the big screen. Eve's part of the song was skipped.

Or was "Cool" here?

Next was "Serious." The dancers were dressed as nurses and doctors and pulled Gwen out on a stretcher. She wore a black and white striped shirt and black shorts. She mimed "hot" and "fever" a lot.
Gwen: This is a stupid song, but spell it out anyway. S-E-R-I-O-U-S

Next was another song not on the cd. It went something like "I'm an Orange County girl in an extra ordinary world." Pictures of Gwen as a kid and Anaheim landmarks (Disneyland!) flashed on the big screen.

Gwen introduced the band and dancers.

The last song was "Bubble Pop Electric." There were bubbles

Gwen, the band and the dancers took a bow and the curtain came down.

A minute later a marching band came down the aisles. The curtain opened again. Gwen was wearing a drum major's uniform. She sang "Hollaback Girl" for the encore. She asked for "all her girls to come down." We all did, of course. She hugged a few of the fans that made it to the stage, waved and left.

An empty stage :(

My sister and I hung around the stage and took pictures of ourselves (one survived). One on the dancers came out and was taking pictures with fans. I'll assume it was Music because she had a big "M" on her cheerleader costume. She asked the fans to wait a moment and ran off to hug a guy that I'll assume was her boyfriend. I had to step out of her way so she could go back to take pictures with the fans. I was that close to a Harajuku Girl!


ETA: I did get a digital camera for Christmas! Also, a couple of days after the concert is was announced that Gwen was pregnant. So, Gwen was pregnant at the time of this concert. As a crazed fan, this makes me feel special :)

Romance By You

Make your own romance novel

Pick a story and click on a free preview to see a romance novel with you in it!

Medieval Passion describes the timeless romance of the ever so whimsical Lady LilyFair and Hugh Jass, heir to one of the largest, most magnificent estates in all of England.

Pretty Fantasy Art

Warning: nudity

The site is in German so I don't know what is going on so just look at the pretty pics. Great for icons and avatars!

http://www.vitabrevis.de/index2.htm

Unprotected drinking can be dangerous

Last night I watched some of the American Music Awards at home, unlike last year were I watched them...at home also, but I watched the red carpet arrivals from the red carpet!

I was this close to Gwen!

And I will be in general vicinity of Gwen again next week at her concert. Go me!

Don't have much to say about the show beacause I missed most of it 'cause I was watching The Amazing Race (damn you Weavers!). But from what I did see:

Was Lindsay Lohan wearing a nightgown?

and

"The beat of my heart, the beat of my heart, the beat of my heart" seemed to me to be the only words to Hilary Duff's song. According to this I'm not far off.

Yeah dudes! I'm ROCKIN' OUT with BOB BARKER!

Today I witnessed the most schizophrenic episode of The Price is Right I have ever seen in my entire life.

Sexiest Man Alive Part 2

(See post below for explanation)


Next it is the "Most Wanted"


Jake Gyllenhaal - I think he is more cute and cuddly than sexy

George Clooney - Spinal fluid! Out of his nose!

Orlando Bloom - Elfboy!

Owen Wilson - At first I didn't care for him, but he is definitely growing on me, pouty lips and crooked nose and all

Matt Damon - baby-faced hotty pants

Patrick Dempsey - eh, too squinty


Now there is a bit the full age spectrum of hottness


Adam Brody - My sister's personal favorite

Constanine Maroulis - The only reason I watched that season of American Idol

Derek Jeter - His head is shaped like a Q-Tip


Now a bit about singers


Franz Ferdinand - Alex Kapronos, you sexy bitch

Nick Lachey - He has a funny sqaure-shaped head.


Now the men of now who are popular this very second


Daniel Dae Kim - So he might be abusive and violent, but he has great abs (his Lost character that is)

Denis Leary - I like him, but I'm afraid if I knew him he would saw something snarky and make me cry

Jared Padalecki - My favorite of Rory's boyfriends


Skipping the bits about smart guys (d'oh) and going to the Bad Boys


Johnny Knoxville - Cute, but I would always be worried he would lose a limb in a dumb stunt

Lenny Kravitz - I miss the dreads :(

Russell Crowe - I hates him

Colin Farrell - I hates him too


La la la, skipping comedians and hot guys from around the world and going to sexy tv stars.


Thank goodnes for e.r. with Noah Wyle, George Clooney, and Goran Visnjic

Jesse L. Martin - He was once on a talk show were J.K. Rowling was the other guest. He was squeeling like a fangirl because he got to meet J.K. backstage. I like the thought of tough Det. Green as a HP fan!


Skipping the up and coming hunks cause I've never heard of any of them and going to the guys with tattoos part.


Tyson Beckford -Absolutely Gorrrrrrrrrrrgeous


Then there is a few pages of sons of hunks from the past


Brawley Nolte - Nick Notle's son is a pretty, pretty boy


...and the Sexiest Man Alive section of the magazine ends with a page of pictures of shirtless guys


That was fun

Analyzing the Sexiest Man Alive

Yesterday People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue arrived in the mail (along with my Madonna cd. Yay). I decided that I needed to study this issue very, very hard. So here are some of my thoughts on some of the guys (can't discuss them allll!) and the results of many google image searches.


First is a retrospect of past sexy men


1985 Mel Gibson - I never liked him and now that it turns out he's crazy I feel very "ha ha told you so!"

1986 Mark Harmon - huh?

1987 Harry Hamlin - who?

1988 John F. Kennedy Jr. - He was handsome *sheds a single tear for the dearly departed hunk*

1989 Sean Connery - Sexy old bastard

1990 Tom Cruise - see Mel Gibson

1991 Patrick Swayze - At first I couldn't believe he was famous enough to be named SMA, but I remembered that was the year of Ghost

1992 Nick Nolte - ewww!

1993 Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford - barf x 2

1994 ? - no guy listed

1995 Brad Pitt - This is back when he was hairy and scraggly looking. He did nothing for me then.

1996 Denzel Washington - Meow! *pounce*

1997 George Clooney - He has been ruined for me forever. A couple of weeks ago he was on a talk show and he was discussing how he injured his back and how spinal fluid was dripping out of his nose. Ewww ew ew ew *dry heaves*

1998 Harrison Ford - He's alright. Indiana Jones on the other hand...if it is wrong to be in love with fictional characters, I don't want to right

1999 Richard Gere - icky

2000 Brad Pitt - he does something for me now!

2001 Pierce Brosnan - Sexy. Dead Sexy

2002 Ben Affleck - Boo! Down with Ben, up with Matt!

2003 Johnny Depp - Oh Johnny, you handsome, unwashed man

2004 Jude Law - A God among mortals


and...


2005 Mattew McConaughey - usually I don't like country boys but for him I'll make an exception


More about the rest of the magazine later


ETA: I've recovered from my Clooney repulsion and now like him even more that before.

My Favorite Fanfic Author

Even if you usually don't read fanfic I promise you'll love this author anyway.

Let me introduce you to BabyMimi

A sample:

Rachel was crying so hard because Rachel was loving with Ross and Joey was supposed to be loving with Rachel. Gunther came. "Oh Rachel you look so sad." Gunther echoes. "Oh I am so remorseful." Rachel undulated. "Let me render assistance to you." Gunther gave Rachel a tissue.

Rachel blowed Rachel’s nose on the white tissue and it looked gross because there was snot and wet stuff and it was like a moon leaking water. But Gunter loved Rachel so Gunther did not hate Rachel for gross nose snot.

Brilliant!

Pwang Chung Tonight

Yesterday I was browsing thru the music section at amazon. I was going thru the "P" artists and saw this

Quote That

Since the age of 13 I've kept a small quote notebook. I write quotes from books or movies that I liked. The notebook is finally filled; 52 pages of quotey goodness! I thought I would share some of my favorites. Most are funny, because I love a good one-liner.

Warning: Since this was a private notebook so the proper rules of quotations and citations were ignored. There are misquotes galore!


"Men! Give them a breath and they'll argue with it. - unknown I'm pretty sure it's from a fanfic I read

"There's a name for you ladies but it isn't used in high society out side of a kennel - The Women

"Hand him a ladder so he can get over himself" - Camper, Television Without Pity

"When one's is striding bravely into the future one connot watch one's footing" - Elizabeth Peters, The Mummy Case

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When your feeling festive?"- Roseanne

"He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people." - Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett, Good Omens

"Nothing gladens my simple heart like a really big load of cheap crap" - Tim Moore, The Grand Tour

"Religions are just cults with more members" - Neichzte

"In reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross" - Neichzte

"What good is wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if no one asks to see them?" - Calvin and Hobbes

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy" - Finding Nemo

I loved my mummy and with difficulty held back a sudden urge to summon her loudly - Tim Moore, Frost on My Mustache


I took these quotes in 2002-2003. Can you tell I took Philosophy during that time?

More quotes here and here

Madonna vs. Mariah

(I posted part of this elsewhere anonymously)

Tuesday morning I was at amazon ordering the new Madonna cd. At the time there were only a handful of reviews and some of the interesting ones where:

It's Definitely not my Mariah!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Viagra Lamb (Los Angeles, CA) - See all my reviews
Mariah Carey is the hottest female singer out there right now. Madonna is an old flop. She's over with! It's over! Please don't buy this album and request to your local radio stations that they NOT play Madonna's songs anymore. She's a bad influence on children. We need better role models like Mariah Carey.

I can't take anyone named "Viagra Lamb" seriously. Also, that last sentence? Funniest thing eva!

Mariah is the new Queen of Pop, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Shrimp Pasta Lamb (Tampa, FL) - See all my reviews
Madonna is old, ugly, and fading. She can't sing or dance like Mariah. Mariah's Charmbracelet tour was one of the most successful tours of all time. Madonna's Reinvention Tour flopped. This album has ONE good song: Hung Up. The others belong in the trash can. Go away old lady! It's Mimi's turn

Mariah dances? And it's not like Mariah is a young thing either.


A Madonna fan wrote:

MARIAH IS NOTHING compared to MADONNA, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Alexander W. Groleau - See all my reviews
This is absolutely the best Madonna album. It is her quintessential piece of artwork. While Mariah is around flapping her fat behind on MTV, Madonna continues to actually have a brain. Madonna's work is deeper and more inspiring than even. No one can compare.

lol. Yay, I am a biased Madonna fan.


And now there are more than 200 reviews.

The Godess and Queen of Pop is fully back..Sorry, Mariah, you are not the queen!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: S. Park (boston usa) - See all my reviews
Hey there it is. People, even including madonna haters and not to mention, mariah fans, have waited for this. well, at the moment or since the time we can't even remember, the US has been overworked and overflown by R&B and Hiphop Rap. now madonna has still done her thing with fresh, sophiticated, and even sensual sound for this album. mariah has called herself that she is the best selling female artist of all time. well she is such a liar and exaggerated ad. in the US, Barbra and Madonna has sold more albums than her. Internationally, Madonna has sold more than her. besides that, mariah is just a R&B yelling and screaming crack as well as a trend follower, while madonna creates something new and tries something fresh out of the system. no doubt that mariah shakes her hand while singing

Uh, yeah, what they said. I think of Mariah as a R&B singer and Madonna as an Dance/Pop singer.


Another Madonna fan speaks directly to Mariah fans:

Look Mariah's fans (aka L.a.m.b. team), it's rather sad you're this desperate, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Tanu Attajarusit "Tan" (Sydney, Australia) - See all my reviews
If you are going to trash someone, at least be tactful. Your pattern of nicknames and comments is just wayyy obvious, and for once - at least have some guts to use your real names. When Madonna trashes someone, she does it with pride and dignity.

Obviously she is now a real threat as the biggest album/comeback of the year, but you know what, why don't we just sit back and let their music speak for themselves - in a fair and civilised manner. Your dirty tricks are just wayyyy low, that even mariah herself would not want to have anything to do with you. I am infact a Mariah's admirer as she is a great singer, sad that she has some really crook fans.

BTW, I'm totally blown away by her madgesty's new album I'm still quite speechless about it atm lol. Each song has it's brief and simple statement - that is never preachy - something that makes American life an uncomfortable listening to some.

Lol, Madonna stays dignified when trash talking


Yay, the voice of reason:

Great album, she's back!!, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: C. Bright "CMB" (Cincinnati, Ohio) - See all my reviews
First off, Mariah and Madonna do two different types of music. It is stupid to compare them. Why can't we buy both cd's? They are both great in their own particular genre. My favorite song it probably Isaac. Everyone else thought it was weird, but it gets stuck in your head. This album is much better than American Life. I think the album flows well together. I can see all these songs being played in the club if not for the beats alone. I'm a member of Team L.A.M.B. but I can support other artist as well. When you back yourself into a corner, your mind will never expand.

What's Team L.A.M.B? *Googles* Seems they are a group of hardcore Mariah Carey fan that are out to sabotage Madonna's album sales so Mariah can have the best selling ablum.

I have never heard of anything so lame.


Another L.A.M.B. bashing review:

Don't Pay Attention to The Negative Reviews on Amazon, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Charles Ballard "Open-Minded" (New York City) - See all my reviews
Don't bother reading most of the negative reviews on Amazon for this album...they're all written by the same few people, who are members of the pathetic "TeamLamb", an organization whose website was "dedicated to bringing Madonna down" as well as artists such as The Beatles, Barbra Streisand, and Joni Mitchell. Their website was recently shut-down due to "legal issues" (i.e. slander) and complaints (i.e., the animation of Madonna being thrown off of, then trampled by, a horse). Notice how most of these negative reviews basically say the exact same thing, are only two sentences long, and are all posted by members with names like "G.G" or "C.C." or "B.B."...they're just trying to get as many "one stars" out there as possible.

How icky. And the must be seriously crazy in the head if they are trying to compete with The Beatles


I agree with this kid:

I don't care...., November 15, 2005
A Kid's Review
I am tired of the Mariah VS Madonna race. Madonna has sold more records than any other female recording artist. Ask the Guiness Book of World Records. Period. End of story. And, she's done it by making interesting pop music, challenging and inventive. She has nothing to prove to retarded lambs.

Carey has made the same record for the last 15 years. Over and over and over. Creatively, she never left high school. If you played her singles back to back, you'd never be able to tell them apart.

This record is a jam from start to finish. I can't wait to get it home and crank it on my stereo.

Every Mariah song sounds like the same song. Too bad the song isn't very good.


Someone pulls out their gay creds:

Not Music for the Dance Floor, November 15, 2005
Reviewer: Jerald Skilton "Justjerry" (Seattle) - See all my reviews
Im been going to Gay clubs for 25 years and this is not dance floor music. Madonna you have suckered me in. It's just Madonna with a diffrent beat that nobody I know would dance to.

Haha. An earlier reviewer said he liked it, but didn't love it, possibly because he was not "gay enough." I guess you have to have the right balance of gayness to like this cd. Not to gay. Not to straight. Just right



Anyway, I'll be waiting by my mailbox for my cd!





P.S. Madonna wins!

God Warrior Bobblehead

Crazy Trading Spouses lady is a Bobblehead!


Darksided!

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Optical Illusion

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My Ordinary Wizarding Level Results

Your Hogwarts OWL Results
Name:
House:	RavenclawSlytherinGryffindorHufflepuff
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Defense Against the Dark Arts:	O (Outstanding)
Divination:	T (Troll)
Herbology:	D (Dreadful)
Potions:	D (Dreadful)
Transfiguration:	O (Outstanding)
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I Used to Have a Dentist Named Dr. Payne...

...but this is funnier.

Dr. Dick Chopp, Urologist

I Am An Atheist

Oh God No!

Camel Toads Bring Boys to the Yard

A truly clueless person or a funny troll

Either way lol

Celebmatch

CelebMatch.com uses the scientific method of biorhythms to calculate the compatibilities. Use CelebMatch.com to calculate your most compatible celebrity love or select a celebrity yourself and CelebMatch.com will show the compatibility.

Your best matches:
Robbie Keane 99% - Who? *Fires up Google* It seems he's an Irish soccer player
Anders Svensson 98% - Who? *Googles* Hmm...a Swedish soccer player
Rupert Grint 97% - Won won! My British jailbait love!
Thomas Ian Nicholas 96% - Who? *Google Moogle* Hey! It's that annoying kid from Rookie of the Year! Eww!
Garrett Hedlund 96% - Who? *more googling* Some actor

and now the ladies...can't forget the ladies!

Your best matches:
Christine Lakin 100% - I match 100% with Al from Step by Step. How odd
Sara Rue 99% - She's ok
Tatyana Ali 99% - I'm gonna break out into the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme! In west Philidelphia born and raised...
Carola del Bianco 99% - Who? *google google* Some Argentinean model. I wasn't impressed.
Jeanette Biedermann 98% Who? *google for the last time* A German singer. She was kinda cute

Now the celebs that would pick for myself!

Ewan McGregor:
Physical: 77%
Emotional: 99%
Intellectual: 32%
Total: 70% Oh well, we'll just cry together

Jude Law
Physical: 20%
Emotional: 78%
Intellectual: 72%
Total: 57% - Only 20% on physical? I think he's totally hot! It must be him that thinks I'm totally replusive! *sobs*

Catherine Zeta-Jones
Physical: 77%
Emotional: 70%
Intellectual: 50%
Total: 66% - 66% is a D grade. Boo

Gwen Stefani
Physical: 91%
Emotional: 11%
Intellectual: 95%
Total: 66% - So we would stimulate each other's girly parts then stimulates each other's minds. I'm okay with that!

And I can't think up a 5th person. I am lame.

Disturbing Google Searches

For expample:

hillbillies inbreds deformed Yep, that's my demographic, all right!

evil lyn's hair But is her HAIR evil too?

jasons car is dum Jason drives? That explains how he always catches up with people to kill them so easily.

final preperations for running a marathon The athens Olympics Committee tralws the Net for last-minute help

ETA: fixed link

Happy Halloween!


a day late

The Most Infamous Line in Harry Potter Illustrated

Warning: Cartoon Nudity


From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

'Snape!' ejaculated Slughorn

Worst Book Ever

A review of Night Travels of the Elven Vampire

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing - Bad baby names with snarky commentary.

TWoP

So the new TV season is a couple of weeks old now. Time to get your snark fix at http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/

Little Egg is Gonna Hatch!

Go to Google.com and type "french military victories" then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

haha

Then follow the link it does give you because it's funny/interesting.

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Random Songs From My Media Player

1. Sunday Morning - No Doubt
2. Romeo and Juliet - Tchaikovsky
3. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
4. Stay - Lisa Loab
5. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
6. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
7. The Way - Fastball
8. It's My Life - No Doubt
9. Main Street Electrical Parade - Disneyland
10. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

From the White Wave of the Bitter Sea That Watches Spanish Sheep*

The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidental Cabinet According to the Etymolomgical Backrounds of Their First and Last Names, and Their Middle Names When Available


*based on my real name<

Man requests longer prison sentence to match Bird's jersey number

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be."

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

Go Bushie!

http://www.dancingbush.com/

Amazingly Dumb Questions

When dogs bark for hours on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?

Can sour cream go bad? If so, how can you tell? Please anser soon, because I have an unopened container in the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of April 1996.

Say you're at a baseball game at home, and the visiting team is up to bat. The batter hits a long line drive heading into the stands: a home run! Now say that everyone in the stands starts blowing in the air as hard as they can. Do you think this would produce enough force to blow the ball back onto the field?

What is the purpose of earlobes besides hanging things on?

In the extreme Northern and Southern Hemispheres, where it is light for half the year and dark for the other half, does a rooser crow only once a year?

Why don't people snore when they are awake?

Why do wet dogs stink while dry ones smell fine?

Dont you think - anatomically speaking - men would be more comfortable in skirts and women in pants?

When I am walking my dog - considering that he has twice as many legs as I do - is he getting twice as much excercise as I am or half as much?

What size were big hail stones before the game of golf was invented?

Has anyone discovered a use for banana skins?

If a new car costs much more than a new tuxedo, how come it costs more to rent a tuxedo?

Why doesn't Mona Lisa have eyebrows?

How does an ant know that he should venture up my truck tire, across the axle, through the engine and into the interior, where I left a doughnut?

Is volcanic ash good to eat?

When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does your nose or someplace else on your face start to itch?

Can you please explain gravity in plain English? I have tried to so some research on the subject, but it always jumps right into mathematics that is way over my head.

If a man jumped into a pool filled with gelatin, would he be able to escape without a ladder? Would it make a difference if the gelatin was in a bunch of little cubes instead of a solid block?

Do fish ever sneeze?

Could leap year be switched from Feb. 29 to June 31? It would give us an extra day of summer and one less day of winter.

Bats hang upside-down all the time. So why don't they get gastric reflux?

Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?

If the Earth were to suddenly stop revolving, what would happen to a 200-pound man standing in an open area? How far would he slide?

Suppose the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow—the bikini or the polka dots?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

Weather Pixie

Internet Classic: Worst Album Covers

So bad it's good!

You are Agonistic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care. For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine. You rather focus on what you can control - your own life. And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

The Safest Rest You Ever Had

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments


I didn't know the bedroom was a hostile emvironment...I guess it depends on whose bedroom it is

Batman Loves Robin!

Notice how the other superheros name females, but Batman names Robin. I knew it! I've known it for years! Batman loves Robin!

Poor Baby

It's a pacifier

Learn to Write Like an Idiot

X ample

Urban Asshole Notification Cards

Congrats! You're an Asshole

Scrabble

Pholph's Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 14. What is your score? Get it here.

Go to Google, type in the word 'failure' and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button

haha

The Feminism Test

Gender Abolitionist You scored 100% Gender-Abolitionist, 40% Sexually Liberal, and 40 % Socialist

You are the Gender Abolitionist type of feminist. This means that you feel the best way to destroy patriarchal oppression is to rid ourselves of misguided gender roles, and instead live in a society that does not make such marked assumptions about gender differences. The Gender Abolitionist is culturally radical, but rather conservative when it comes to sexual liberation and politics. You have a strong sense of human rights for all. In fact, you are actually a very moral person. You don't see people in terms of gender and are thus very philosophical in order to perceive the world in such a manner. You think people shouldn't identify others in terms of gender. When most people see a person, the first thing they think is "That person is a woman" or "That person is a man", but they do NOT think "That person is a short-fingernail". Most make someone's gender their IDENTITY, but fingernail length would never be considered part of their identity. A gender abolitionist would claim gender should be like fingernail length--it shouldn't be part of someone's identity. By making gender a part of identity, difference is emphasized and oppression is often justified. Thus, gender shouldn't be regarded to such a large extent by society. You are mostly concerned with seeing women become fully equalized with men by eliminating gender roles, as these roles oppress women.

Link: The Feminism Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

Ita erat quando hic adveni.

Latin Fun

Hello

Do me a favor? Leave a comment? Please? I'm just curious to see if anyone is reading this. You can just say "Hi" and that's it. I've had this blog for six months and have had only three comments. This makes me sad. So, if anyone is out there could you leave a comment. Pweassssse. It's very easy, you'll be asked to confirm to make sure your not an icky spammer and that's it.

Lily "shamelessly whoring for comments" Fair

Fixed the Place Up A Bit

New template! Yay! I'm mostly done now, just a few more edits, maybe. I'm still not happy with the side bar (Blue and pink clash! The spacing is funky! I tried to fix it but it didn't work) Anyway, I like it.

Credit goes to:

http://www.w3schools.com/ - Two weeks ago I didn't what html meant and didn't know that there was such as CSS. Still don't know what any of it means, put I now know what to do to make things pink.

http://www.freewebs.com/onceagaintreasures/ - stoled the little fairy pic from there.

Grab Life By the Horns

Why men are so attracted to Dodge Trucks

PotterPuffs

Two of my favorite things, Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls, added together to create The Cute!

I wub it!

Here's a pic from the mid-1980's of Bill Gates looking all hot and sexy

I wish the happy couple the best of luck

Banned Book Week!

Books are dangerous.
They make you think...feel...wonder...
They make you ask questions.

Hey, it's banned book week! Read a banned or challeged book! Imagine while you're reading the book the bunches of people you're pissing off!


A link to book banning links: http://www.georgesuttle.com/censorship/bookbanning.shtml

Stupidity all on one website

Has all the favorites! Dumb laws. Dumb criminals. Bad Translations. Silly Quotes. Funny Headlines.

http://www.badpets.net/Humor/Dumb/

"Too much Chex, not enough mix. That's your problem."

www.inpassing.org

Home of the Giant...What?!

Crappie!


Ozark Wonderland

Petticoats

A site full of pictures of petticoats! Yay!

http://www.pettipond.com/images.htm

Sexiest Men in the Bible

Just because Bible guys lived thousands of years ago, doesn't mean some of them weren't hot as hell, says a biblical scholar

Dongtown

"It looks like the boy has a tremendous boner!"

If They Mated...

Simpsons style

Favorite Boy Names

I think boy names are boring but I did my favortie girl names and it's only fair I do boy names too

10. Jordan
9. Nathan
8. Benjamin
7. Edward
6. Christopher
5. Nick
4. Jude
3. William
2. Charles

and

1. James

snarky

Make fun of celebrities. It's good fun!

snarkywood

stuff on my cat

Stuff + Cats = Awesome

Ya know, somewhere I think I have a pic of my cat in a lei and grass skirt. I shall look for it

Stone Balls

Indiana Jones!


ETA: That website slams various crackpot theories about the stone balls without explaining the various crackpot theories, so here is a link to the various crackpot theories

Are you satisfied with your God?

Fill out this God Questionnaire

So Oprah used to be an old white guy...

Oprah's past life

Too funny!

There is also Marilyn Monroe's reincarnation but they don't seem to understand that I'm the reincarnation of Marilyn, born on the 20th anniversary of her death and everything.