The Grimoire of Questionable Spells - Generate some odd magical spells

My spells:

Alchemical Torus of Flatulence - Don't do this spell when you are in an elevator with your intended victim
Astral Ceremony of Arrogance
Cabalistic Zone of Halitosis
Call Dentist
Dominate Bacon Entity
Globe of Balsa
Grand Aura of Bile
Heavenly Evocation of the Pornography Angel - I worship the Pornograhy Angel
Irritate Panhandlers
Necromantic Assault of Foot Odor
Protection from Goths - I could have used this spell in high school
Sphere of Sinus Drainage