Conan O'Brian's Hair Will Beat Your Sorry Ass

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire World, but most of it is devastated in the process.
Your title will be:	High Priest/Priestess
You will succeed by:	Threatening to Nuke them.
Your Enforcers will be:	Conan O'Brian's hair.
Your first act as ruler:	Hire a body double (or twenty).
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
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The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power by	Eating your subjects
Until	Scully and Mulder
...	Crushed you in single combat with their Dragon Punch move.
And adding insult to injury	Your Secret Escape Tunnels were being used as a "make-out" spot by high school kids, who blocked your escape.
But now, after all that, you are	standing in front of the Capitol buildings with a placard, protesting in favor of Globalization.
(How did you conquer?)	Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
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