Friday, April 1, 2005

God's Bad Breath

My grandma just recently got me a Bible. I suppose I haven't been covering my horns and hooves well lately. Anyway I don't plan on reading it anytime soon, but I have read The Skeptics Annotated Bible. It points out of the strange, funky, bad, and silly things in the Bible.

Favorite verse: We have a little sister and she hath no breasts...But my breast [are]like towers.
-Song of Solomon 8:8-10

That made a Honey Smack fly out of my nose.

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