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Are You Getting Some? You have a 36% chance of getting some. Chances are slim. It's going to take a lot of work but there is always that remote chance. Even a loser like you can get some every couple years. Are You Getting Some?

Fortune Cookie:

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It's a little late to make resolutions but what the heck:

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Become a modern-day Johnny Appleseed. Get your resolution here.

ETA: aw, the website seems to be gone