Evil Animal Minion Generator - because "Release the hounds!" is old school.

My minions:

Release the radioactive super-intelligent psychic beavers!

Release the armored sneaky poodles!

Release the super-intelligent invisible robot manatees!

Release the genetically-engineered radioactive cyborg horses!

Release the super-intelligent invisible genetically-engineered gunea pigs with laser eyes!

Release the insane super-intelligent mechanical chickens!