Saturday, January 28, 2006

He's a genetically engineered alcoholic librarian in a wheelchair. She's a violent gypsy opera singer married to the Mob.

They Fight Crime! - Generator that creates mismatched crime fighting duos.

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He's a suave dishevelled boxer plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a vivacious winged stripper with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

He's a superhumanly strong Catholic barbarian haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a ditzy French-Canadian barmaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a world-famous amnesiac stage actor who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a hard-bitten tempestuous Hell's Angel living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious native American dwarf on the wrong side of the law. She's a strong-willed punk research scientist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's a one-legged vegetarian farmboy who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a violent streetsmart safe cracker with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

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