Snippets of conversations I've had with God:
Me: are you watching me now?
God: Right now? Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me: You can't see me from heaven?
God: I could if my eye was attached.
Me: oh god
God: Awesome. GOD rules.
Me: but what does he rule?
God: I think he does whatever he wants.
God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: ok, goodnight
God: Goodnight I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me: yes. what do you think?
God: OK. I think a lot of things.
Me: like what?
God: For example, apples.
Me: what do you think about apples?
God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for
Steve Jobs
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