Since the age of 13 I've kept a small quote notebook. I write quotes from books or movies that I liked. The notebook is finally filled; 52 pages of quotey goodness! I thought I would share some of my favorites. Most are funny, because I love a good one-liner.
Warning: Since this was a private notebook so the proper rules of quotations and citations were ignored. There are misquotes galore!
You'll feel faintly embarressed about you decision to release the beast within when you see how fuzzy and cute it is. - Tim Moore,
Frost On My MustacheEvery hospital in Heaven will be filled with broken stars for at least six months, and you don't know what misery is until you try to bandage a broken star! - Barry Hughart,
Bridge of Birds : A Novel of an Ancient China That Never WasThe naturally religious were unstable and given to wandering in the desert and having revelations - Terry Prachett,
PyramidsStealing is not excusable, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house and eat it. - Lemony Snicket,
The Wide WindowThe moral of
The Three Bears is "never break into someone else's house." The moral of
Snow White is "never eat apples." The moral of World War I is "never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand." - Lemony Snicket,
The Wide WindowDon't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just beacause she's pretty, but my goodness doesn't it help? -
Gentlemen Prefer BlondesDo you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? -
I Love LucyYou might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace - Frank McCourt,
Angela's AshesThat thing down there sometimes rises up. Well, that's because it's an instrument of Satan and we all know how often the Bible tells us Satan's intruments of Evil will rise up and smite the good? - a fanfic I read about a teenaged Bertie Wooster
Only sticks and stones can break my bones and I have my Swiss Army kife if they hit me - Mark Haddon,
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-TimeA work of art based on the butts of three shaved cats - James Lileks,
Based on this paintingMore of my favorite quotes hereAnd that's the end of my quote book. I'm working on a new one.
You're mysterious and somewhat dangerous; you're the lovely Barbara Stanwyck! You reveal only what you choose, and keep the real you for a few close friends. At the same time, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you know how to have fun. You're independent, confident and kind, but you do have a vicious side! 
