It’s tough being a terrorist these days. Not only do citizens regularly leave their homes without gas masks, but they even continue to enter skyscrapers and fly in commercial aircrafts with reckless abandon. And while none of your carefully planned, anti-infidel violence has sparked a whit of fear among the U.S. public, some badly drawn Danish cartoons have your own people up in arms. Sadly, it seems that the terrorist cause is lost on the masses in this age of poor citizenship and apathetic ignorance. Do not fret though — there is still hope for those who wish to strike fear and loathing in the hearts of freedom-lovers everywhere (except in Las Vegas, they already have enough of that there).
It's funny because it's true! If terrorist bombed Disneyland, I would have to kill them with my own bare hands. If terrorist kidnapped J.K. Rowling I would be ok as long as the manuscript for book seven was mostly finished.
"The book is mostly finish, right? Just needs some editing, right? Right? Right? Right? What? She didn't finish the last chapter! Nooooooooooooo! Save J.K.!"
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