The first four words you see in this image are supposed to be the four words that best describe you.

I saw lazy, naive, passionate, and sweet.

Wikipedia Band Meme

Directions:
1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name: Inachidae
Album Name: Bright Horizons Family Solutions

Tracks:

1. Ohio State Route 41


2. Lakkampatti


3. Charlie Reynolds


4. Wahkiakum County Ferry


5. Harikeval Prasad


6. Full Circle


7. Cehal


8. Praejectus


9. Jiali Plaza


10. Pius Njawé


11. Derbyshire County Cricket Club in 1936


12. Under Fire


13. Mozart's starling


14. Andrzej Lampert


15. Levi Casey

Wikipedia Band Meme

Directions:
1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:
Band Name: Heat Fixation
Album Name: Rio de Onor

Tracks:

1. Roxey Ann Caplin
2. Faust
3. Boonoo Boonoo
4. Newtownards
5. Gravity's Rainbow
6. Wilfried Klaus
7. LuxConnect
8. 100 Centre Street
9. Serial Thriller
10. 313
11. Matthew Delicâte
12. Young Hearts
13. Somalia, Wake Up
14. Rafi
15. Braindrainer

I had lunch with a snowman on your car because I'm cool like that.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to..
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help..
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Wikipedia Band Meme

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.


My results:

Band name: The Osmotics
Album name: Canaanland
Tracks:

1. Manuel Cepeda Vargas
2. Angel (The King of Fighters)
3. Ecklonia radiata
4. Worsley Baronets
5. D.O.A. (Godzilla)
6. Drammen Bandy
7. 2004 in Radio
8. Sexy
9. The Southland Times
10. Spoken For
11. Laser Trimming
12. Koop
13. Gandesa
14. Birkan Batuk
15. Gingerbread Man

Nigerian Scam, With Added God-ness

Just got this e-mail:

ATTN:
DEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr Benson Williams, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Rebecca Williams.

Hee hee

Spam From Celebrities

Spammers have strange names. Here is a sample people that have spammed me:

• Guillermo Poole
• Max Beesley - this Max Beesley?
• Witold Norvell
• Soccorrito Kennedy
• Ching Carter
• Delilah Domi
• Prakash Mattews
• Guangquan Kranz
• Pius Gamble
• Eustolia Perkins

The titles of spam e-mails are also very strange. Here's some spam I've recieved that have very interesting titles:

• Easy wasy to a flat belly
• them, "need to learn
• Have you popped the bullet?
• MassiveDickOrville
• SuperFuckstickJonathan
• CockConspicuousCarey
• Monumental shlong for Reyna
• king-sized erectile organ for Errol
• them in coffee
• he dairy

Wikipedia Band Meme

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:

Band Name - Cadham
Album Name - Del Latta
Track listing -

1. Nude with Violin
2. Superconformal Algebra
3. Methuen's Dwarf Gecko
4. Festivals In Alberta
5. Fresh
6. Ioannis Passalidis
7. Shaft County
8. Burton Peek
9. Gillard
10. Clarendon Bursary
11. Sporadic Group
12. Diggers Rest, Victoria
13. Alkaptonuria
14. Un-Kut
15. Mitford Castle

Tasty Spam

Spammers are known for their strange names and subject lines. Here are some examples of weird spam I have personally received.

Strange names:

• georgette lutero
• Mathew Sirotin
• pantea Nasal
• Nigelge Meier
• Thanh Billings
• imelda parsifal
• Romeoa Pereiraz
• fork on
• Annel Samuelsh
• giacopo gawain

Strange subject lines:

• That extremal is martian
• My unary
• The so camelot
• I my eugene
• Have do versailles
• do northeastern my quiver
• With werner so dilate
• in ethiopia on sag
• Yuor oredr 3187790
• Ivan pressed the button a second time at the word 'Attendant'

Donkeys Make Everything Better!

Spammers have very interesting names. Here is a list of names I have personally have received spam from:

• shalne fitzpatrick
• ivory mckinley
• Santiago Ward
• rhianon adair
• Winnie Justice
• moyna modestia
• Cnut Angle
• Twyla Romero
• barthel sauveur
• Grethel Ricky

And here is a list of strange subject lines I've received from spammers:

• That smoke be propulsive
• To caliper on mahayanist
• *****SPAM***** As conclusive it monsanto
• The sodium on harsh
• No monies no oceanographer
• The shear the saffron
• his extradition he valkyrie
• I no troposphere
• With sextuplet go wainwright
• An burro the merrymake

Spam

Spammers have very interesting names. Here is a list of names I have personally have received spam from:

• Groucho Marx
• Onfroi Orel
• Iraida Gaye
• Luella Lashawnda
• Aurelio Dickey
• Erhart Madrid
• Gris Meadows
• Maynord Hobson
• Starlene Sheffield
• Carolann Colette

And here is a list of strange subject lines I've received from spammers:

• Miracle hungerstopping Secret thrilling tighten belt
• Cash, fishtail drapery
• l@st l0nger heated & lustful moments
• Hey baby, found this site and wanted you to check it out first?
• devastate foil marlborough serendipitous surmise downdraft diplomacy true hemisp...

Hello, I'm Dallas Leathershock. Who Are You?

Directions:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Cool, yes?

Cultural Differences Explained

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Go to Google.com and type "french military victories" then press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

haha

Then follow the link it does give you because it's funny/interesting.

Go to Google, type in the word 'failure' and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button

haha