"Harry Potter and The Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"

A bot attempts to write a Harry Potter story.

The Sorting House Quiz

This Sorting Quiz Will Tell You Which Hogwarts House You Truly Belong In

My results:

You Are 35% Ravenclaw, 27% Gryffindor, 21% Slytherin, and 17% Hufflepuff!

You believe above all in the importance of wisdom, which is why you undoubtedly belong in Ravenclaw, but your sense of adventure means you may also have an affinity for Gryffindor house. You are a thrill-seeker – you love to travel and there’s nothing more exciting to you than new experiences – and believe that adventure is essential in the pursuit of knowledge. You are brave, but would never intentionally put yourself in danger, placing you firmly in Ravenclaw.

Your slight compatibility with Slytherin house suggests a determination to succeed, though not at the expense of traits from your more dominant houses.

Harry Potter Click and Drag

You Are A:  Purblood

You Meet:  George Weasley

You Are Sorted:  Ravenclaw

You Are Friends With:  George Weasley

Points Awarded To Your House:  10

Points Taken Away From Your House: 15

You Excel At: History of Magic

You Are A: Seeker

You Get: Poor

That is a bad grade for a Ravenclaw for my O.W.L.s. I suspect George Weasley has been a bad influence on me.

"Hally Porter And The Door Of The Room"

The subtitles from the Chinese bootleg of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Everday Cute - Comics featuring kitties and other assorted cute things.

Spellcasting 101 - Apparently the spells from Harry Potter and Dungeons & Dragons do not work in real life no matter what Fundamentalist Christians claim. I have tried accio spell on a number of occasions (mostly when I'm being too lazy to get up and get something), but it has never worked. Now I know why.

Harry Potter Dress Up Game

Here's me:

miinty sticks - very cute fanart featuring characters from Harry Potter, Merlin, Twilight, and other fandoms

Harry Potter Spoilers

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ginny Weasley launches a dastardly terrorist plot on the way to the prefects' bathroom Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

I hope I didn't ruin the book for anyone. :)

Embarrassed to be seen with out in public with your Harry Potter book? Why not try one of these fake bookjackets?

A funny Harry Potter fanart site

Internet Classic: Badger Badger Badger

Badger Badger Badger - Argh! A snake!

and a Harry Potter parody:

Potter Potter Potter - Argh! A Snape!

Harry Potter Personality Test

Me:

How to Deal With Crazy Harry Potter Fans

Which I totally am not. I'm totally sane when it comes to Harry Potter.


*goes to light the candle in her shrine to Dumbledore*

My Ordinary Wizarding Level Results

Your Hogwarts OWL Results
Name:
House:	RavenclawSlytherinGryffindorHufflepuff
Favourite Subject:	CharmsDefense Against the Dark ArtsDivinationHerbologyPotionsTransfiguration
Least Favouritte Subject:	CharmsDefense Against the Dark ArtsDivinationHerbologyPotionsTransfiguration
Favourite Professor:	FlitwickLockhartLupinMcGonagallMoodyQuirrellSnapeSproutTrelawneyUmbridge
Favourite DADA Professor	LockhartLupinMoodyQuirrellSnapeUmbridge
Charms	T (Troll)
Defense Against the Dark Arts:	O (Outstanding)
Divination:	T (Troll)
Herbology:	D (Dreadful)
Potions:	D (Dreadful)
Transfiguration:	O (Outstanding)
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The Most Infamous Line in Harry Potter Illustrated

Warning: Cartoon Nudity


From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

'Snape!' ejaculated Slughorn

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PotterPuffs

Two of my favorite things, Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls, added together to create The Cute!

I wub it!