Make your own neon sign
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Odd Crochet
This website has some very odd stuffed animal things. From the english text page it supposed to be arty.
Well, there are some normal things like this:
Cute right? But then there are things like this:
Well, there are some normal things like this:
Cute right? But then there are things like this:
Saturday, March 25, 2006
What Sign Should You Be? Quiz
| You Should Be A Gemini |
 What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist Your sense of fashion: casual and simple You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos |
What Sign Should You Be?
Friday, March 24, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Tips For Terrorist
It’s tough being a terrorist these days. Not only do citizens regularly leave their homes without gas masks, but they even continue to enter skyscrapers and fly in commercial aircrafts with reckless abandon. And while none of your carefully planned, anti-infidel violence has sparked a whit of fear among the U.S. public, some badly drawn Danish cartoons have your own people up in arms. Sadly, it seems that the terrorist cause is lost on the masses in this age of poor citizenship and apathetic ignorance. Do not fret though — there is still hope for those who wish to strike fear and loathing in the hearts of freedom-lovers everywhere (except in Las Vegas, they already have enough of that there).
It's funny because it's true! If terrorist bombed Disneyland, I would have to kill them with my own bare hands. If terrorist kidnapped J.K. Rowling I would be ok as long as the manuscript for book seven was mostly finished.
"The book is mostly finish, right? Just needs some editing, right? Right? Right? Right? What? She didn't finish the last chapter! Nooooooooooooo! Save J.K.!"
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Quotations
Since the age of 13 I've kept a small quote notebook. I write quotes from books or movies that I liked. The notebook is finally filled; 52 pages of quotey goodness! I thought I would share some of my favorites. Most are funny, because I love a good one-liner.
Warning: Since this was a private notebook so the proper rules of quotations and citations were ignored. There are misquotes galore!
You'll feel faintly embarressed about you decision to release the beast within when you see how fuzzy and cute it is. - Tim Moore, Frost On My Mustache
Every hospital in Heaven will be filled with broken stars for at least six months, and you don't know what misery is until you try to bandage a broken star! - Barry Hughart, Bridge of Birds : A Novel of an Ancient China That Never Was
The naturally religious were unstable and given to wandering in the desert and having revelations - Terry Prachett, Pyramids
Stealing is not excusable, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house and eat it. - Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
The moral of The Three Bears is "never break into someone else's house." The moral of Snow White is "never eat apples." The moral of World War I is "never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand." - Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just beacause she's pretty, but my goodness doesn't it help? - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? - I Love Lucy
You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace - Frank McCourt, Angela's Ashes
That thing down there sometimes rises up. Well, that's because it's an instrument of Satan and we all know how often the Bible tells us Satan's intruments of Evil will rise up and smite the good? - a fanfic I read about a teenaged Bertie Wooster
Only sticks and stones can break my bones and I have my Swiss Army kife if they hit me - Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
A work of art based on the butts of three shaved cats - James Lileks, Based on this painting
More of my favorite quotes here
And that's the end of my quote book. I'm working on a new one.
Warning: Since this was a private notebook so the proper rules of quotations and citations were ignored. There are misquotes galore!
You'll feel faintly embarressed about you decision to release the beast within when you see how fuzzy and cute it is. - Tim Moore, Frost On My Mustache
Every hospital in Heaven will be filled with broken stars for at least six months, and you don't know what misery is until you try to bandage a broken star! - Barry Hughart, Bridge of Birds : A Novel of an Ancient China That Never Was
The naturally religious were unstable and given to wandering in the desert and having revelations - Terry Prachett, Pyramids
Stealing is not excusable, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house and eat it. - Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
The moral of The Three Bears is "never break into someone else's house." The moral of Snow White is "never eat apples." The moral of World War I is "never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand." - Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just beacause she's pretty, but my goodness doesn't it help? - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? - I Love Lucy
You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace - Frank McCourt, Angela's Ashes
That thing down there sometimes rises up. Well, that's because it's an instrument of Satan and we all know how often the Bible tells us Satan's intruments of Evil will rise up and smite the good? - a fanfic I read about a teenaged Bertie Wooster
Only sticks and stones can break my bones and I have my Swiss Army kife if they hit me - Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
A work of art based on the butts of three shaved cats - James Lileks, Based on this painting
More of my favorite quotes here
And that's the end of my quote book. I'm working on a new one.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ - trout lips galore!
and to make you feel better after seeing that:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/
and to make you feel better after seeing that:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Monday, March 13, 2006
I'm Going To Hell. But Why?
Because I'm a lazy bastard!
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
| Greed: | Medium | |
| Gluttony: | Medium | |
| Wrath: | Low | |
| Sloth: | Very High | |
| Envy: | Medium | |
| Lust: | Very Low | |
| Pride: | Medium |
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Manly Quiz
| Buff bad boy You scored 35% masculine, 52% athletic, 36% exotic, and 50% refined! |
You like your men with a boyish or feminine face but a manly body. You like him to posess bad boy looks while still maintaining some innocence. He looks like the all-American kind of hunk and I bet you love someone like.......Travis Fimmel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test! |
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This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
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| Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test written by thinkandcome on Ok Cupid |
Friday, March 10, 2006
Thursday, March 9, 2006
Monday, March 6, 2006
Sunday, March 5, 2006
Bring It On!
LilyFair is a Broccoli-Eating Sumo Monkey with a Battle Rating of 7.4.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Friday, March 3, 2006
Thursday, March 2, 2006
Name Power
Ancient people understood that every name carries a frequency or vibration established by the characters that make up the name. They also knew that the creative (or discordant) energy of a name is released every time that name is spoken, written or even thought. Thus, it's not about what names mean, but rather what they do
My name analysis:
The Dynamic, Adventuring, Restless Analyst
This name is all about hyperactivity and doesn't allow a moment's rest emotionally. For the individual seeking a balanced, calm lifestyle, this name is not appropriate. Take a look at how Maryanna "grades" this name, but do keep in mind that your Full Name also plays an important role in overall influence, thus this component of your name does not alone offer a complete picture of your moniker's effect on your life.
Health: C-
Financial Potential: A-
Professional/Job Success: B
Relationship/Compatibility: D-
Charisma/Sex Appeal: A
Communication Ability: B+
The influence is primarily masculine whether this name is used for a female or male.
Others who share this first name frequency include Drew Barrymore, Tiger Woods, Jenny Jones and Maureen O'Hara.
Wednesday, March 1, 2006
Favorite Comic
Boy Meets Boy - My favorite online comic. It ended a few years ago, but the archive is still up. Go take a look. Here is the first comic
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