Monday, December 19, 2005

The Mystic Penis of Rasputin

Warning: Picture of pickled penis.

Warning #2: Men may suffer from feels of inadequacy after viewing


In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.






ETA: An anonymous commenter pointed out that the mighty penis might be a sea cucumber. The Museum of Hoaxes as an article outlining the controversy

Not that I thought is was real anyway. Pshaw!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was dissapointed when I read that it was studied and determined to be a sea cucumber.~ =[]

Anonymous said...

Maybe his sexual prowess had something to do with a magical sea cucumber?
Oh those Russians!!

LilyFair said...

OMG! The mental image of that! Ew!