Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar, sat on a stool and put a foot locker on the bar. He opened it up and set a small piano on the bar. Then a little man got out of the footlocker, sat down at the piano and started playing beautiful classical music. The bartender said 'Wow, where did you find him'? The man reached into the footlocker, pulled out a lamp and said 'I found this on the beach, rubbed it and a genie popped out'. The bartender grabbed it, started rubbing it and said 'I want a million bucks'. The man said 'Wait, there's something I have to tell you'. But it was too late. Ducks started appearing everywhere. They filled the bar, ran out into the street and filled the entire city. The bartender said 'What in the world is going on here'? The man said 'I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. The genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist'?