Wednesday, April 20, 2005

You too can be abstinet and have a fulfulling sex life!

Really!


After letting go, make a fist and firmly rub your wrist and forearm up and down between her legs, applying only as much pressure as she gives in return. If, on the other hand, she runs away screaming, we suggest you immediately do the same.


Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It's that easy!

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