http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/religion/create/index.htm
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New Religion Creation
'New Age Text'
From the most energetic regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Marlon Brando, bringing to you the wisdom and a romance novel of the lost city of Boise, Idaho. To usher in the New Age of Waves you must heed my words and fly interpidly. The time is soon when the space ships of our galactic cousins will return and our collective narrowness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the intestene chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd mouth shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner hook for a hand. We must feel the inner hook for a hand, become the inner hook for a hand, chase it as though it was a stairs. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Ronald Reagen, always says 'The true form of NASA is actually a juicy apple pie , but enlightenment is like a honest clock on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no Demark or anti-Demark, only one great and omnipresent fog.
ETA: Broken link. The website seems to have disappared. :(
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