Texts From Cephalopods - Here are some text messages between a squid and an octopus...

yeah, its weird but funny

Live Kitten Action!

Kitten Cam!

The first four words you see in this image are supposed to be the four words that best describe you.

I saw lazy, naive, passionate, and sweet.

"Haunted House" For Sale

Edit: New link

Draw A Stickman - A cute drawing game.  Make sure to play both episodes!

Retro Pattern Test

You Are Unique

You are original and a total nonconformist. You take a lot of pride in doing your own thing. In fact, you can be downright defiant at times. You don't like anyone telling you what to do. While you are a rebel, you are also extremely tolerant and accepting. You think people should be themselves. You are laid back and easy going. You refuse to participate in the rat race, and you're better off for it.

The Retro Pattern Test

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Tragedy" by Aqua Velvet
2. "You Never Can Tell"  by Chuck Berry
3. "She's No Good" by Basement Jaxx
4. "Earth Song" by Michael Jackson
5. "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley
6. "Black and Gold" by Sam Sparro
7. "Take A Bow" by Muse
8. "No You Girls" by Franz Ferdinand
9. "Crystal In Love" by Mish
10. "My Love And I" by Marissa Nadler

Why'd I Rather Be Punched in the Testicles Than Call Customer Service

About hold music:  Once when I was on hold the hold music came straight from the radio.  It sounded like someone was holding the phone up to a radio.  Anyway, I would hear a person speak and I would get excited because I thought I'd finally got through to a customer service rep, but no, it was always just the DJ.  And then the commercials.  There is nothing more annoying than being on hold and having to listen to commercials.

Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts

The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain

Something about the Taman Shud Case just really creeps me out.

Cute! Fluffy fluff! Squeaky squeak!

The Coat

I don't know why, but I really like this editorial featuring Karlie Kloss that appeared in British Vogue

The Mansion Test

You Dream of a Beautiful Life

There's a good chance that your life has gotten a little too plain and vanilla lately. You'd really like your days to be a little brighter and more inspired. You need more beauty! Aesthetics and style are very important to you. You try not to let too much ugliness into your house. It's likely that you have your dream house, dream car, dream view, and dream wardrobe etched out carefully in your mind.

The Mansion Test

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

The 10 Greatest Uses of Trash Talk In The History Of War - Badasses saying badass things.

The 3 Phases of Owning a Computer

I comfortably in phase 2 with my computer before it had a sudden and unexpected death.  I didn't have any money to replace it so, instead, I had to dig out an old computer of the garage.  So now I am using a super slow and old computer.  This computer is so old, it has a floppy drive!

The Party

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Time Flies" by Lykke Li
2. "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
3. "Greasy Spoon" by AK-Momo
4. "Free As A Bird" by The Beatles
5. "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran
6. "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes
7. "Come Back To Me" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
8. "Stray Cat Strut" by The Stray Cats
9. "Kiss" by Prince
10. "The Sun Is Still Sunny" by Dean & Britta

German Coast Guard

Probably Bad News - New fails