My Inner Californian

You Belong in San Francisco

You crave an eclectic, urban environment. You're half California, half NYC. You're open minded, tolerant, and secretly think you're the best. People may dismiss you as a hippie, but you're also progressive, interesting, and rich!

Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?

But my outer Californian lives in Southern Califonia

Find out what your name in Cyrillic is.

Me:

My favorite movies from each decade:


1930's

Wizard of Oz
Gone With the Wind
Bringing Up Baby
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Top Hat
You Can't Take It With You
Wuthering Heights
The Women
It Happened One Night


1940's

Unfaithfully Yours
The Maltese Falcon
Laura
Arsenic and Old Lace
Shadow of a Doubt
Dumbo
Fantasia
Mrs. Miniver
The Grapes of Wrath
Double Indemnity
Citizen Kane
Bambi
Meet Me In St. Louis
Egg and I
The Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Suspicion
Rebecca
Postman Always Rings Twice
Lifeboat
The Lady Eve
Johnny Belinda
Jane Eyre
It's a Wonderful Life
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Casablanca
The Best Years of Our Lives
Miracle at Morgan's Creek
To Each His Own


1950's

Vertigo
Lady And The Tramp
The King And I
Sunset Boulevard
Some Like It Hot
The Seven Year Itch
Love in the Afternoon
An American in Paris
Alice In Wonderland
Sleeping Beauty
Singin' in the Rain
Rear Window
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Gigi
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes


1960's

Psycho
The Odd Couple
The Sword In The Stone
The Sound Of Music
West Side Story
The Apartment
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Romeo and Juliet
Producers
The Magnificent Seven
Cape Fear
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Bonnie and Clyde


1970's

The Out-Of-Towners
The Sting
Star Wars
Front Page
Frenzy
Black Stallion
Young Frankenstein
Paper Moon
The Omen
Jaws
The Goodbye Girl
Carrie
Cabaret


1980's

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Amadeus
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Empire of the Sun
The Elephant Man
The Land Before Time
An American Tail
An American Werewolf in London
Willow
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Untouchables
This is Spinal Tap
The Shining
The Princess Bride
Mississippi Burning
Glory
Dead Poet's Society


I recomend these movies very much. Check them out.

The Mythological Profile Test

Werewolf You scored 70% Esotericism, 20% Power, and 54% Malevolence!

In popular folklore, a man who is transformed, or who transforms himself, into a wolf in nature and appearance under the influence of a full moon. The werewolf is only active at night and during that period, he devours infants and corpses. According to legend, werewolves can be killed by silver objects such as silver arrows and silver bullets. When a werewolf dies he is returned to his human form. The concept of werewolves, or lycanthropes, is possibly based on the myth of Lycaon. He was the king of Arcadia, and in the time of the ancient Greeks notorious for his cruelty. He tried to buy the favor of Zeus by offering him the flesh of a young child. Zeus punished him for this crime and turned him into a wolf. The legends of werewolves have been told since the ancient Greeks and are known all over the world. In areas where the wolf is not so common, the belief in werewolves is replaced by folklore where men can change themselves in tigers, lions, bears and other fierce animals.

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

	Higher than 83% on Esotericism
	Higher than 18% on Power
	Higher than 82% on Malevolence

Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid

Sniglets: Words that should appear in dictionaries, but don't.

For example:

Sarchasm: n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Close Pants to Save Money

More Cat Haikus

The food in my bowl
is old, and more to the point
contains no tuna.

Cat goes in bathroom.
Drags out feminine products.
Guests are horrified.

Tabby attitude.
So aloof and so wily.
Taste like baked chicken.

So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.

There's no dignity
in being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.

Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.

Tiny can, dumped in
plastic bowl. Presentation,
one star; service: none.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
this pillow's taken.

Your mouth is moving;
up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.

The dog wags his tail,
seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.

My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

My affection is
conditional. Don't stand up;
it's your lap I love.

So you call this thing
your "cat carrier." I call
these my "blades of death."

Toy mice, dancing yarn
meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
you're an idiot.

Bacteria and diseases as cute plushies!

Look how cute ulcers are with their little dreadlocks:






















Awww!

Conan O'Brian's Hair Will Beat Your Sorry Ass

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire World, but most of it is devastated in the process.
Your title will be:	High Priest/Priestess
You will succeed by:	Threatening to Nuke them.
Your Enforcers will be:	Conan O'Brian's hair.
Your first act as ruler:	Hire a body double (or twenty).
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

and

The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power by	Eating your subjects
Until	Scully and Mulder
...	Crushed you in single combat with their Dragon Punch move.
And adding insult to injury	Your Secret Escape Tunnels were being used as a "make-out" spot by high school kids, who blocked your escape.
But now, after all that, you are	standing in front of the Capitol buildings with a placard, protesting in favor of Globalization.
(How did you conquer?)	Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Candybar Doll Maker - so very addicting!

Here's me:



















I made myself a boyfriend:


















An angel:


















Rainbow Girls:

You Knit What?? - Fugly knitting. I don't know anything about knitting, but ugly sweaters are universal.

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?

Your personality type is RCOEN

You are reserved, calm, organized, egocentric, and non-intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: W. Palm Beach, Harrisburg, Austin, Raleigh/Durham, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Salt Lake City, San Diego, Norfolk, Columbus, Los Angeles Area, Charlotte and these international countries/regions Bulgaria, Caribbean, China, Middle East, Russia, Hungary, Brazil, Finland, Belgium, Taiwan, Spain, Slovenia, Indonesia, Croatia, Guam, Thailand

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
City Reviews at CityCulture.org

Play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" online!

Hello, I'm Dallas Leathershock. Who Are You?

Directions:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

I saw this on another blog and thought it was a fun idea. Here is the list of the top ten movie characters I'd like to get groovy with. They are not necessarily my favorite characters, for example, Dory from Finding Nemo is one of my all time favorite characters, but I'm not attracted to animated fishes (I'm not Troy McClure, yo).

So, here's the list,

10.

Jen Yu (Ziyi Zhang) from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Ziyi Zhang is stunningly beautiful. The costumes, make-up and the way she moved made her seem like a delicate doll, but then she is revealed as this kick ass warrior. Wow!

9.

Henry Gondorff and Johnny Hooker (Paul Newman and Robert Redford) from The Sting

It's not cheating to count both of them as one because they work as a team. I don't have any idea about what was going on in that movie, but those two looked good doing whatever it was they were doing.

8.

Catcher Block (Ewan Mcgregor) from Down With Love

I love the swinging sixties atmosphere and Ewan's goofy southern accent

7.

Chris Adams (Yul Brynner) from The Magnificent Seven

Usually, I think men look silly in cowboy hats, but Yul rocks in that hat! And his deep voice...And those tight jeans...

6.

Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta-Jones) from Chicago

I think Catherine Zeta-Jones in the most beautiful woman alive. She looked incredible and totally stole the show.

5.

Legolas (Orlando Bloom) from The Lord of the Rings

Oh Elfboy, you're so pretty, with your pretty blond hair and your pretty prettiness.

4.

Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) from Gone With the Wind

Rhett, you scoundrel. Scarlett just didn't appreciate what she had. I would appreciate you real good.

3.

Westley (Cary Elwes) from The Princess Bride

He is the sort of man I want to marry. Pretty, witty, British, good with his sword...

2.

Christian (Ewan McGregor) from Moulin Rouge!

Ewan was absolutely adorable in this movie. I wanted to take Christian home so badly. I want my very own love-sick poet!

and...

1.


Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) from Raiders of the Lost Ark

I knew exactly what character would be on top of the list. I don't know which would be better: to be Indiana Jones or to do Indiana Jones. He is just so very, very cool.

The Where The Hell Are My Pants? Test

Somewhere over there Congratulations! We are 63% sure we know where your pants are!

While you were having fun last night you lost your pants, but you know where you left them. All you have to do is go pick them up.

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 49% on memory

Link: The Where the Hell Are my Pants Test written by thirteenthmonth on Ok Cupid

The Editing Room - Funny movie reviews in script format.

Internet Classic: Badger Badger Badger

Badger Badger Badger - Argh! A snake!

and a Harry Potter parody:

Potter Potter Potter - Argh! A Snape!

Improbable Research - Feline Reactions to Bearded Men