Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Smited!
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
brought to you by
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
brought to you by
Friday, May 6, 2005
Mumbo Jumbo
| Bodhisattva By the GODS! You scored 79%! |
| You're probably a pretty chill person. We are here and that is that. You realize some truths about reality and existence -and you are comfortable with your place in the world. For the most part, you have no objections to being who and what you are. Congratulations, you're probably a re-incarnated enlightened master. You should found your own school of higher learning or spiritual mastery. |
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This test tracked 1 variable How the score compared to the other people's:
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| Link: The Existentialist Mumbo Jumbo Test written by ariesfire79 on Ok Cupid |
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
Monday, May 2, 2005
Forbes 15 Richest Fictional Characters.
All estimates are in current US Dollars.
1. Santa Claus: - Unlimited
2. Richie Rich: - 24.7 billion
3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks: - 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck: - 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III: - 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka: - 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne: - 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor: - 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing: - 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger: - 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns: - 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane: - 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil: - 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko: - 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby: - 600 million
1. Santa Claus: - Unlimited
2. Richie Rich: - 24.7 billion
3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks: - 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck: - 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III: - 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka: - 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne: - 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor: - 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing: - 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger: - 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns: - 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane: - 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil: - 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko: - 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby: - 600 million
The pineapples are lovely tonight
French: Les ananas sont jolis ce soir - Pineapples are pretty this evening
German: Die Ananas sind heute Abend nett - The pineapple are nice tonight
Portuguese: Os abacaxis são encantadores esta noite - No translation
Russian: Ананасы прекрасны сегодня вечером - Pineapples are fine tonight
Spanish: Las piñas son encantadoras esta noche - The pineapples are charming this night
http://translation.paralink.com/
German: Die Ananas sind heute Abend nett - The pineapple are nice tonight
Portuguese: Os abacaxis são encantadores esta noite - No translation
Russian: Ананасы прекрасны сегодня вечером - Pineapples are fine tonight
Spanish: Las piñas son encantadoras esta noche - The pineapples are charming this night
http://translation.paralink.com/
Sunday, May 1, 2005
Yo, quotes!
More quotes I've collected
I try to stay in bed for at least 10 minuted to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face, check my karma and get my balance for the day - Drew Barrymore quoted in People magazine
It's never too soon to start being finished - Gail Carson Levine, Enchanted Ella
If you can't beate them, arrange to have them beaten - Grocho Marx,
She only said no once and that was because she didn't hear the question - 42 Street, description of Anytime Annie
Sure God created man before woman...but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece - unknown
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole
Never moon a werewolf - Barbara Paul
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Mark Twain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin
Dyslexics of the world - untie! - unknown
Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - unknown
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
I try to stay in bed for at least 10 minuted to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face, check my karma and get my balance for the day - Drew Barrymore quoted in People magazine
It's never too soon to start being finished - Gail Carson Levine, Enchanted Ella
If you can't beate them, arrange to have them beaten - Grocho Marx,
She only said no once and that was because she didn't hear the question - 42 Street, description of Anytime Annie
Sure God created man before woman...but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece - unknown
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole
Never moon a werewolf - Barbara Paul
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Mark Twain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin
Dyslexics of the world - untie! - unknown
Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - unknown
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
Friday, April 29, 2005
Falling underwear
The Art of Art Frahm
From the best website ever The Institute of Offical Cheer
Like the author of the site I would say that underwear completely falling off a person is impossible, but recently I had an experience of almost falling underwear. When puting on a some underwear rather roughly one morning, I caused a small tear near the waistband. As the day wore on the small tear kept getting bigger and bigger. By the time I got home from school my underwear were completely torn from the waistband and the elastic around my legs were the only thing keeping my underwear on my body.
lol, but don't stand on corners waitting for pretty girls' underwear to just completely fall off.
Or, the effects of celery on loose elastic. Art Frahm was a curious, second-rate pin-up artist; his work would probably be forgotten had he notpainted a curious series of works in which women's underwear falls down in public. Warning: no nudity here, drat the luck
From the best website ever The Institute of Offical Cheer
Like the author of the site I would say that underwear completely falling off a person is impossible, but recently I had an experience of almost falling underwear. When puting on a some underwear rather roughly one morning, I caused a small tear near the waistband. As the day wore on the small tear kept getting bigger and bigger. By the time I got home from school my underwear were completely torn from the waistband and the elastic around my legs were the only thing keeping my underwear on my body.
lol, but don't stand on corners waitting for pretty girls' underwear to just completely fall off.
Monday, April 25, 2005
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
You too can be abstinet and have a fulfulling sex life!
Really!
After letting go, make a fist and firmly rub your wrist and forearm up and down between her legs, applying only as much pressure as she gives in return. If, on the other hand, she runs away screaming, we suggest you immediately do the same.
Simply continue to rub, squeeze and fondle your faith partner through his jeans until he promises to marry you. It's that easy!
boy or girl?
Your Brain is 33.33% Female, 66.67% Male |
You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved |
ligustic thingamy
Your Linguistic Profile: |
75% General American English |
10% Dixie |
10% Yankee |
5% Upper Midwestern |
0% Midwestern |
Monday, April 18, 2005
geek foo
You have a 36% chance of getting some. Chances are slim. It's going to take a lot of work but there is always that remote chance. Even a loser like you can get some every couple years. |
Fortune Cookie:
Add a fortune to your website or |
It's a little late to make resolutions but what the heck:
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ETA: aw, the website seems to be gone
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Saturday, April 16, 2005
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