My Kitties: Part 1

My cat as a kitten:



My cat now:




Heehee, he makes me laugh

Aww, He looks so small and depressed


Cool kitty


I walked into my room and saw my all my blankets and sheets on the floor and my cat sitting on my bed, looking innocent


The look of pure innocence


My cat loved Walk the Line! He watched the whole thing


My cat thinks you are funny

Character Maker


My Character:

Where I live a round trip on the bus is $2. It's a cheap alternative. Just sayin'

Warning: This made me spit Aquafina all over my monitor. Don't let that happen to you!


Star Wars: Episode III, Backstroke of the West - Revenge of the Sith in Engrish

Classic Star Quiz part 3

Eve Arden You scored 10% Anxiety, 30% Sympathy, 45% Sarcasm, and 17% Wisdom!

You are one arch little character, lady, and don't let anyone forget it. You let your presence be known in every situation, often stealing scenes from the supposed stars. You have no regrets except that you didn't get star billing. Without you, this film would be a boring melodrama...with you, it crackles with life. No co-star can get close enough to you to share a plotline. We have no idea what you're up to when you're not on camera, but we sure would like to know.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 34% on Anxiety Higher than 68% on Sympathy Higher than 66% on Sarcasm Higher than 17% on Wisdom

Link: The Classic Second Banana Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

What European City Do You Belong In? Quiz

You Belong in Paris

You enjoy all that life has to offer, and you can appreciate the fine tastes and sites of Paris. You're the perfect person to wander the streets of Paris aimlessly, enjoying architecture and a crepe.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Classic Star Quiz Part 2

Humphrey Bogart You scored 30% Tough, 9% Roguish, 38% Friendly, and 23% Charming!

You're the original man of honor, rough and tough but willing to stick your neck out when you need to, despite what you might say to the contrary. You're a complex character full of spit and vinegar, but with a soft heart and a tender streak that you try to hide. There's usually a complicated dame in the picture, someone who sees the real you behind all the tough talk and can dish it out as well as you can. You're not easy to get next to, but when you find the right partner, you're caring and loyal to a fault. A big fault. But you take it on the chin and move on, nursing your pain inside and maintaining your armor...until the next dame walks in. Or possibly the same dame, and of all the gin joints in all the world, it had to be yours. Co-stars include Ingrid Bergman and Lauren Bacall, hot chicks with problems. Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 61% on Tough Higher than 23% on Roguish Higher than 63% on Friendly Higher than 37% on Charming

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid

Acronyms

L	Little
I	Intelligent
L	Legendary
Y	Yum
F	Fantastic
A	Amazing
I	Ideal
R	Relaxing

Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

Classic Star Quiz Part 1

Barbara Stanwyck You scored 59 damepoints!

You're mysterious and somewhat dangerous; you're the lovely Barbara Stanwyck! You reveal only what you choose, and keep the real you for a few close friends. At the same time, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you know how to have fun. You're independent, confident and kind, but you do have a vicious side! Essential filmography: The Lady Eve Double Indemnity Meet John Doe See all possible results! Rosalind Russell Myrna Loy Irene Dunne Barbara Stanwyck Katharine Hepburn Lauren Bacall Bette Davis Joan Crawford

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 60% on damepoints

Link: The Hollywood Grand Dame Test written by vicious-trollop on Ok Cupid

The Unabomber Quiz - Do you and Ted Kaczynski have similar personalities?


I received a 22 out of 40. I guess I'm ever so slighty crazy.

Bush Vs. Chimp

Everyone, no matter how well educated or gifted in his or her use of the English language, will at time reach for a word and grab the wrong one.

And hilarity ensues

Virtual Street Reality - some very cool sidewalk chalk art

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with LilyFairitis
Cause:	mosquito bite
Symptoms:	seizures, fingernail lengthening, toe numbness, mildly glow-in-the-dark hair
Cure:	smoke three cigarettes every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Hero Machine - make your own superheroes!


I had a whole army of superheroes once, but they were destroyed by that evil villian Windows XP in the Great Computer Crash of March 2006. One superhero was able to survive because she found sacturary in the Temple of Photobucket. She is Pinky Firepanther!

How much are you worth?

I'm worth $1,001,646

Evil Animal Minion Generator - because "Release the hounds!" is old school.

My minions:

Release the radioactive super-intelligent psychic beavers!

Release the armored sneaky poodles!

Release the super-intelligent invisible robot manatees!

Release the genetically-engineered radioactive cyborg horses!

Release the super-intelligent invisible genetically-engineered gunea pigs with laser eyes!

Release the insane super-intelligent mechanical chickens!

Crazy Libs - Same as Mad Libs but, um, craaaaaaaaazy

My Story:

Super Hero
Little did the dastardly villain Cold Thumb know when he stole my leaf that he'd picked on the wrong baby. For although my dirty exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of baby, I am in fact that fear of justice, the mushy crusader for pain, Kite Guy!

Quickly, I charged into a car and changed into my red shirts, violet socks, and my yellow pair of pants. Thus disguised, I fell after Cold Thumb and ate him in the thumb! We fought, and we kissed; we kissed, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he jumped me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby desk and speared him through the earlobe. Victory was mine!

and:

How To Be Romantic
Some things are inherently romantic, like toothbrushes. This is very useful, because you can kiss things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or hunger. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's cold, it's not romantic. For example, high powered waffles are not romantic.

Bright Things
Dishes are romantic. Camels are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in bright things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are bright. The rule is simple. Dirty things are bright. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a dirty package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's bright.

Pink
Pink is romantic, because pink is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Pink roses mean, "I love you." Blue roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are wet, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her pink roses, pink tables, pink pieces of lint, pink dishes, and pink snails, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.

The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever
Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a dirty pink kite made out of chocolate and shaped like a leopard holding a wrench with camels all over it that kicks a wig when you kill it.

Art Sisters - Pre-Raphaelite Women Artists.

So pretty!

I'm Phobophobia!



You're Phobophobia, the fear of phobias!

What's your obscure phobia?

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes

MovieLens - A website were you rate movies and get recomendations in return

My Recs:

• The In-Laws
• And Then There Were None
• Bill Cosby, Himself
• Cinderella Man
• I Am David
• Testament
• The Chorus
• Inherit the Wind
• Oliver Twist
• The Usual Suspects
• This Gun for Hire
• All the President's Men
• We're No Angels
• Man of Aran
• Batman Begins

Movies I'll Hate:

• Carnosaur 3
• Shanghai Surpise
• Pokemon Heroes
• From Justin to Kelly

The website also shows my average rating for each genre.

My favorite genres: Animation, War, Children

My least favorte genres: Drama, Romance, Sci-fi

Signs of the times

Signs of the times - funny and curious signs

Here are ten random songs from my media player:

1. Hit 'Em Up Style - Blu Cantrell
2. Let Me Entertain You - Robbie Williams
3. I Wanna Be Like You - Louis Prima
4. It's My Life - No Doubt
5. Praise You - Fatboy Slim
6. White Trash - Junior Senior
7. Lady Madonna - The Beatles
8. Anything, Anything - Dramarama
9. American Pie - Madonna
10. Somebody Told Me - The Killers

Celebrities dressing badly

Mmm, Tasty Cowboy Legs

Here is Chinese restaurant menu in Engrish.

Gizoogle- Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznet

My blog gizzooglized

Who Should Paint Your Portrait?

Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel

All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

How to Deal With Crazy Harry Potter Fans

Which I totally am not. I'm totally sane when it comes to Harry Potter.


*goes to light the candle in her shrine to Dumbledore*

Welcome to LFIA, version 3: Marilyn

So I've changed the look of my blog. I think it may be a little cluttered and I'm thinking of taking out the line between the posts. Also, I opened up Internet Explorer to have a look and the font looks really small, but it look fine in my browser, so sorry if you have to squint to see the words. Anyways, I like it. :)

Credits:

The picture of Marilyn Monroe in the header banner is from an old copy of Vanity Fair magazine
The picture of Marilyn in the profile pic is from Silver Screen Sirens

HTML help from Elements Graphics


If you have any comments or suggestions feel free to leave a comment. Or if you just want to say hi, leave a comment because I hardly get any comments.

~ LilyFair

Warning: Under Construction

I'm making some changes, so things may not be working correctly

Naughty Bees

Tumble Bees is a game were the player has to spell words for points. Here is a screenshot of a word I tried to spell in a recent game. Sadly, it did not earn me any points.

Lovely Ladies

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

Here are some icons/avatars of pretty women.

1) 2) 3)

4) 5) 6)

1. Boomtown Sinners
2. Appache Gold
3. Blonde Trouble
4. The Frustations of Judy
5. Girls Dormitory
6. Hot Damn

7) 8) 9)

10) 11) 12)

7. Married Set
8. Old Girl Out
9. Private Nurse
10. Sinful Life
11. Stag Party
12. Star-Crossed Sinners

13) 14) 15)

16) 17) 18)

13. Swamp Breed
14. Twilight Lovers - Alternative
15. Waton
16. Young and Innocent
17. Desire Island
18. Flesh Agent


19) 20)


19. French Girl
20. Geisha Girl

Who dares to interrupt my diabolical Britishness?!

Your favorite movies acted out by hand puppets

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Cool, yes?

Spamusement

Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

Hug Me!

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give LilyFair more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

Age Gauge

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

Find out how old you were during important events.