Just In Time To Be Late For Valentine's Day

Romactic icons/avatars

The spiel: I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a pictures that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

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1. Harlot in her Heart
2. Backlash
3. Crime D'Amour
4. Keyhole Peeper
5. Bel Ami
6. Nina

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7. Alternative for this pic
8. Amorous
9. Butterfield 8
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15. House Party
16. Passionate Fool
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18. Liana


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20. --- And for the last one a little dangerous love

Warning: Some Nudity


Strange Sisters - vintage lesbian paperback book covers

and...

Gay On The Range - vintage gay paperback book covers

Pooh Puppy

Your merry blogger:




Icon Maker

Brain hurting fanfic pairings generator - Pair up random characters from your movies, books, etc.

Some pairings I got:

General Grievous (SW)/Viola (Twelfth Night)

Shakespeare/Dr. Romano (ER)

Baron von Frankenstein/J.D. (Scrubs)

Jay Sherman (The Critic)/Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Tom Riddle (Harry Potter)/Miguel (Road to El Dorado)

?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
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First Stop Bipedal Motion, Next Stop The World!

It seems some octopuses like to walk around on two legs. Includes cool/creepy video of a strolling octopus

Learn To Be Pretentious

Learn to fake an appreciation for art!

Make A Personal Slogan

Cute Overload - Pictures of cute baby animals!

Cultural Differences Explained

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Icons/Avatars

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

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1. Blonde Baggage
2. The Day the Universe Came - This is a furry's dream come true, I think
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4. Gay Traders
5. There is an alternetive to this pic here
6. Little Caesar

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11. White Fawn
12. Frisky and French

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18. Dennis the Menace


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19. Dennis the Mence 2
2o. Aphrodite

More later because I have a lot more to share. Pin-up girls, various celebrities, fantasy art...

The Heroine With Three Arms

A romance novel cover featuring a girl with something extra.

Fanfic Generator

Generate strange ideas for fanfic

I generated:

This fanfic is about Admiral James T. Kirk (Star Trek movieverse) as a salesperson. Important to the plot: The Dragon Balls.

This fanfic is about Gabrielle (Xena) fighting the cast of Everwood with giant robots. Important to the plot: A mysterious briefcase

This fanfic is about Jefferson Smith (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington) fighting the cast of Grease with super science. - I want to see Jimmy Stewart kick Olivia Newton-John's ass!

This fanfic is about Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter) fighting the cast of The Princess Diaries with hidden psychic powers.

The Prettiness Of It All

The Costumer's Manifesto - History of fashion

I thing I like to do when I am bored is go to the Timeline, pick and era and look at all the pretty pictures

www.japander.com/ - Japanese comericals made by Hollywood stars. Watch your favorite star make a fool of themselves on Japanese TV!

Since LJdrama hasn't updated in ages, I've had to get my internet drama fix from elsewhere.

Fandom Wank if for fandom related drama. Because fighting over TV shows/books/movies/etc. is serious business.

Other Than Fandom Wank is, well, everything that isn't fandom. Furies, racists and feminists! Oh my!

Otaku Avatar Maker

http://www.moeruavatar.com/index_en.shtml

The character I made:








Me:

He's a genetically engineered alcoholic librarian in a wheelchair. She's a violent gypsy opera singer married to the Mob.

They Fight Crime! - Generator that creates mismatched crime fighting duos.

More:

He's a suave dishevelled boxer plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a vivacious winged stripper with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

He's a superhumanly strong Catholic barbarian haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a ditzy French-Canadian barmaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a world-famous amnesiac stage actor who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a hard-bitten tempestuous Hell's Angel living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious native American dwarf on the wrong side of the law. She's a strong-willed punk research scientist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

He's a one-legged vegetarian farmboy who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a violent streetsmart safe cracker with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

What do you mean "ever became?" I already am one!

Well, maybe a evil overlady.

The Top 100 I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Scroll down a bit to get to the list

A website for cats, by cats

http://www.jigzone.com/ - Jigsaw puzzles online

Reel Classics - Profiles of classic movies and movie stars.

The website is an old favorite of mine. I'v spent a lot of time there.

Godawful Fan Fiction - Reviews of godawful fanfiction in many different fandoms

What Gwen Stefani song are you?
Name / Username
Your Song is...	Bubble Pop Electric
Does Gwen Like you?	Yeah, girl, you've got style!
Do LAMB like you?	Yeah, you like Gwen so they like you!
This fun quiz by xxBabydollxx - Taken 56 Times.

I'm psychic. Or psycho. Whatever.

Clicky the pic

Your MONKEY DAEMON represents a nature that is
admired, detail-oriented, and full of
curiosity. Some people might call you
self-absorbed. You like to plan ahead, and hone
your various talents to perfection.

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Based on Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials Trilogy

Off With Her Head!

Could you survive Wonderland?

You scored as The Red Queen. You have control issues, you anger easily, your favorite color is red, and you've always wanted to roll someone's head. Can anyone say, "Anger Management?" The Red Queen 69% The White Rabbit 63% Alice 56% The Cheshire Cat 31% The Catapillar 25% The Mad Hatter 19% Could you survive Wonderland? created with QuizFarm.com

Internet Classic: Portrait Illustration Maker

illustmaker.abi-station.com

I made myself a boyfriend:

Cutest Dog Ever

Mr. Winkle!

Look!:









http://www.mrwinkle.com/

Octopus Mother

Aurora with all eight of her arms held tight to her dream of motherhood. The aging Giant Pacific octopus, a resident of the Alaska SeaLife Center in Seward, embraced her maternal instinct and was rewarded this week as her eggs finally began hatching.

Includes cute picture of a baby octopus. Yay!

The Brick Testament - The Bible illustrated with LEGOs. Hehe

Ban Bread

Just Say No To Toast

50 Reasons Why Lord of the Rings Sucks

Annoying/Not Annoying

The Most Annoying Celebrities of 2005:

1. Tom Cruise - aggreed! So annoying!
2. Michael Jackson
3. Paris Hilton
4. Britney Spears
5. Osama Bin Laden
6. Al-Qaeda
7. Dr. Phil - He was annoying when he was on Oprah all the time because if I turn the tv to the Oprah show I want to see Oprah, not Dr. Phil! Now that he has his own show that I never have to watch, I'm ok with him.
8. Tara Reid
9. Kobe Bryant
10. Jessica Simpson

The Least Annoying Celebrities of 2005:

1. Gene Hackman
2. Pope John Paul II
3. Christopher Walken
4. Mandy Moore - She is the least annoying of the teenybopper singers, but that's not saying much
5. Ewan McGregor - Such a lovely, charming man!
6. Johnny Carson
7. Green Day
8. Lisa Kudrow
9. Will Ferrell - I find him annoying
10. Jennifer Connelly - too bland to offend anyone which is kind of annoying

From amiannoying.com which is a really addicting site

A Performing Woman

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?

You are every goth-kids dream!


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Commonly Held Misconceptions About Historic Costume

Well, I thought it was interesting

Hubba Hubba

Warning: Nudity


http://thepinupfiles.com/

Classic and contemporary pin-up art!

50 Worst Songs of All Time

...according to Blender Magazine:

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985)
2. Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Wang Ching (1986)
4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000)
5. Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice (1990)
6. The Heart Of Rock And Roll, Huey Lewis & The News (1984)
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy, Bobby McFerrin (1988)
8. Party All The Time, Eddie Murphy (1985)
9. American Life, Madonna (2003)
10. Ebony & Ivory, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982)

11. Invisible, Clay Aiken (2003)
12. Kokomo, The Beach Boys (1988)
13. Illegal Alien, Genesis (1983)
14. From A Distance, Bette Midler (1990)
15. I'll Be There For You, The Rembrandts (1995)
16. What's Up?, 4 Non Blondes (1993)
17. Pumps And A Bump, Hammer (1994)
18. You're The Inspiration, Chicago (1984)
19. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister (1985)
20. Dancing On The Ceiling, Lionel Ritchie (1986)
21. Two Princes, The Spin Doctors (1992)
22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002)
23. Sunglasses At Night, Corey Hart (1984)
24. Superman, Five For Fighting (2000)
25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997)
26. The End, The Doors (1967)
27. The Final Countdown, Europe (1987)
28. Your Body Is A Wonderland, John Mayer (2001)
29. Breakfast At Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something (1995)
30. The Greatest Love Of All, Whitney Houston (1986)
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummies (1994)
32. Will 2K, Will Smith (1999)
33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997)
34. Longer, Dan Fogelberg (1979)
35. Shiny Happy People, R.E.M. (1991)
36. Make 'Em Say Uhh!, Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave, Gerardo (1991)
38. Cotton Eyed Joe, Rednex (1995)
39. She Bangs, Ricky Martin (2000)
40. I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me Badd (1991)
41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989)
42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965)
43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000)
44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993)
45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002)
46. Hangin' Tough, New Kids On The Block (1989)
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You, Bryan Adams (1996)
48. Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, The Beatles (1968)
49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992)
50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion (1998)

Hey now, some of those songs are pretty good, I think. Some suffer from overexposure; they were overplayed to the point people became sick of of them, but that shouldn't take away from the song's original greatness.

Then again, some of those songs on the list are pretty awful.


50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion(1998) - Come on! That's a good song. I'm not afraid to admit I like the Titanic song!

49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992) - He's too sexy for his cat! That's funny!

45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002) - So bad! Ja Rule can't sing and Ashanti can sort of sing but she just sing the same song over and over...

44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993) - But I love this song!

41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989), 42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965), 43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000) - Why are these songs included?

33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997) - This is a silly song! How can anyone take it serious enough to hate it?

25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997) - Why did Puff Daddy have to ruin a great Police song with his awful singing?

22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002) This song is terrifying! It makes "God Bless the USA" seem subtle.

9. American Life, Madonna (2003) - One rap about soy lattes and everyone's against you

4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000) - It's a horrible song, but I don't think it's Limp Bizkit worst. That song about breaking stuff is worse

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985) - It's lame and just really strange in some parts, but is it the lamest? The strangest? I don't know