50 Worst Songs of All Time

...according to Blender Magazine:

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985)
2. Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Wang Ching (1986)
4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000)
5. Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice (1990)
6. The Heart Of Rock And Roll, Huey Lewis & The News (1984)
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy, Bobby McFerrin (1988)
8. Party All The Time, Eddie Murphy (1985)
9. American Life, Madonna (2003)
10. Ebony & Ivory, Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982)

11. Invisible, Clay Aiken (2003)
12. Kokomo, The Beach Boys (1988)
13. Illegal Alien, Genesis (1983)
14. From A Distance, Bette Midler (1990)
15. I'll Be There For You, The Rembrandts (1995)
16. What's Up?, 4 Non Blondes (1993)
17. Pumps And A Bump, Hammer (1994)
18. You're The Inspiration, Chicago (1984)
19. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister (1985)
20. Dancing On The Ceiling, Lionel Ritchie (1986)
21. Two Princes, The Spin Doctors (1992)
22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002)
23. Sunglasses At Night, Corey Hart (1984)
24. Superman, Five For Fighting (2000)
25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997)
26. The End, The Doors (1967)
27. The Final Countdown, Europe (1987)
28. Your Body Is A Wonderland, John Mayer (2001)
29. Breakfast At Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something (1995)
30. The Greatest Love Of All, Whitney Houston (1986)
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummies (1994)
32. Will 2K, Will Smith (1999)
33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997)
34. Longer, Dan Fogelberg (1979)
35. Shiny Happy People, R.E.M. (1991)
36. Make 'Em Say Uhh!, Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave, Gerardo (1991)
38. Cotton Eyed Joe, Rednex (1995)
39. She Bangs, Ricky Martin (2000)
40. I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me Badd (1991)
41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989)
42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965)
43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000)
44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993)
45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002)
46. Hangin' Tough, New Kids On The Block (1989)
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You, Bryan Adams (1996)
48. Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, The Beatles (1968)
49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992)
50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion (1998)

Hey now, some of those songs are pretty good, I think. Some suffer from overexposure; they were overplayed to the point people became sick of of them, but that shouldn't take away from the song's original greatness.

Then again, some of those songs on the list are pretty awful.


50. My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion(1998) - Come on! That's a good song. I'm not afraid to admit I like the Titanic song!

49. I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred (1992) - He's too sexy for his cat! That's funny!

45. Mesmerize, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti (2002) - So bad! Ja Rule can't sing and Ashanti can sort of sing but she just sing the same song over and over...

44. I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), Meat Loaf (1993) - But I love this song!

41. We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel (1989), 42. The Sounds Of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel (1965), 43. Follow Me, Uncle Kracker (2000) - Why are these songs included?

33. Barbie Girl, Aqua (1997) - This is a silly song! How can anyone take it serious enough to hate it?

25. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy, featuring Faith Evans and 112 (1997) - Why did Puff Daddy have to ruin a great Police song with his awful singing?

22. Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith (2002) This song is terrifying! It makes "God Bless the USA" seem subtle.

9. American Life, Madonna (2003) - One rap about soy lattes and everyone's against you

4. Rollin', Limp Bizkit (2000) - It's a horrible song, but I don't think it's Limp Bizkit worst. That song about breaking stuff is worse

1. We Built This City, Starship (1985) - It's lame and just really strange in some parts, but is it the lamest? The strangest? I don't know