Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Carols Lost In Translation. Part 1: Stop your bottoms and say your prayers

Christmas Carols Babelized

Oh Come, All Ye Faithful
Or it comes, all the YE,
Joyful and reliable predominance,
it comes or YE, or it comes YE in Bethlehem;
The end to consider comes he,
Soutenu the king of Los Angeles;
Or it comes, it left us admire it,
or comes, we were ourselves we admired it,
or we come, we left ourselves we admired it,
Christ the horseman.

Silent Night
Quiet night, holy night,
All is calm, all is
mother and child intelligent round virgins yon.
Infant so tender soft saint and,
sleep in marvellous peace.
Sleep in marvellous peace.

Jingle Bells
They are to cause of the snow, in a structure, than to a horse,
in the zones, we are going to laugh totally and open.
It guards in parts of the sounds of the extremity of the directive has and the alcohol in which one becomes inflamed,
than the restoration must be increased and a song sings, what tonight that is sleighing.

Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse.
Signalers acoustic of the explosion, signalers acoustic of the explosion, sounds totally!
Or the restoration is to enter ignition the structure that opens a horse

The Christmas Song
Sweet chestnuts roasting on an opened fire,
Jack Frost gripping on your nose,
anthems of praise of Christmas sung by a chorus,
and people got dressed upwards like Eskimos.

Frosty the Snowman
Frosted the snowman was a merry happy heart,
with a pipe of corncob and a nose of button,
and two eyes manufactured starting from coal.
Frosted the snowman is a fairy tale, they say, it was made snows about it but the children
know it came to the life one day.
There must have been magic of the fact old cap out of silk which they found.
For when they placed it on its head,
It started to dance around

O, frosted the snowman
Was very alive that it could be,
And the children say that it could laugh
and play just the same ones as you and me.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Regard frosted go.
Blow of blow of Thumpetty, Blow of blow of Thumpety,
Above hills of snow

Here Comes Santa Claus
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Here to come the Father Christmas!
Of right lane of the Father Christmas downwards!
The vixen and Blitzen and all its reindeer
draw on the reins.
Bells sound song of children;
all is merry and luminous.
Stop your bottoms and say your prayers,
because the Father Christmas comes this evening.


Deck the Halls
Package halls with branches of holly,
of of F, of of.
Tis the season with being merry,
of F, of of.

Gift maintaining our merry clothing to us,
of F, of, of.
Troll the ancient anthem of praise of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

See Christmas of buckling before us,
of of F, of of.
Strike the toothing-stone and unite the chorus.
Of of F, of of.

Follow me in merry measurement,
of of F, of of.
While I tell the treasure of tide of Christmas,
of of F, of of.

Fast far the old passages from year,
of of F, of of.
Hail young men the new ones, YE and young girls,
of of F, of of

Sing us merry, all together,
of of F, of of.
Carefree man of the wind and time,
of of F, of of

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