Everyone, no matter how well educated or gifted in his or her use of the English language, will at time reach for a word and grab the wrong one.

And hilarity ensues

Virtual Street Reality - some very cool sidewalk chalk art

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with LilyFairitis
Cause:	mosquito bite
Symptoms:	seizures, fingernail lengthening, toe numbness, mildly glow-in-the-dark hair
Cure:	smoke three cigarettes every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Hero Machine - make your own superheroes!


I had a whole army of superheroes once, but they were destroyed by that evil villian Windows XP in the Great Computer Crash of March 2006. One superhero was able to survive because she found sacturary in the Temple of Photobucket. She is Pinky Firepanther!

How much are you worth?

I'm worth $1,001,646

Evil Animal Minion Generator - because "Release the hounds!" is old school.

My minions:

Release the radioactive super-intelligent psychic beavers!

Release the armored sneaky poodles!

Release the super-intelligent invisible robot manatees!

Release the genetically-engineered radioactive cyborg horses!

Release the super-intelligent invisible genetically-engineered gunea pigs with laser eyes!

Release the insane super-intelligent mechanical chickens!

Crazy Libs - Same as Mad Libs but, um, craaaaaaaaazy

My Story:

Super Hero
Little did the dastardly villain Cold Thumb know when he stole my leaf that he'd picked on the wrong baby. For although my dirty exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of baby, I am in fact that fear of justice, the mushy crusader for pain, Kite Guy!

Quickly, I charged into a car and changed into my red shirts, violet socks, and my yellow pair of pants. Thus disguised, I fell after Cold Thumb and ate him in the thumb! We fought, and we kissed; we kissed, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he jumped me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby desk and speared him through the earlobe. Victory was mine!

and:

How To Be Romantic
Some things are inherently romantic, like toothbrushes. This is very useful, because you can kiss things upon the object of your affections and win romance points without expending any additional effort or hunger. The trick is to figure out what is romantic and what is not. There is a basic rule of thumb to follow: if it's cold, it's not romantic. For example, high powered waffles are not romantic.

Bright Things
Dishes are romantic. Camels are romantic. Taking advantage of the intrinsic romance in bright things obviously depends upon recognizing which things are bright. The rule is simple. Dirty things are bright. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a dirty package, get it, because there's a very good chance it's bright.

Pink
Pink is romantic, because pink is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Pink roses mean, "I love you." Blue roses mean, "Let's just be friends," which is synonymous with, "You are wet, and I hate you." So you do not want to be wrong. Get her pink roses, pink tables, pink pieces of lint, pink dishes, and pink snails, and she'll fall hopelessly under your spell.

The Most Intrinsically Romantic Thing Ever
Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a dirty pink kite made out of chocolate and shaped like a leopard holding a wrench with camels all over it that kicks a wig when you kill it.

Art Sisters - Pre-Raphaelite Women Artists.

So pretty!

I'm Phobophobia!



You're Phobophobia, the fear of phobias!

What's your obscure phobia?

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes

MovieLens - A website were you rate movies and get recomendations in return

My Recs:

• The In-Laws
• And Then There Were None
• Bill Cosby, Himself
• Cinderella Man
• I Am David
• Testament
• The Chorus
• Inherit the Wind
• Oliver Twist
• The Usual Suspects
• This Gun for Hire
• All the President's Men
• We're No Angels
• Man of Aran
• Batman Begins

Movies I'll Hate:

• Carnosaur 3
• Shanghai Surpise
• Pokemon Heroes
• From Justin to Kelly

The website also shows my average rating for each genre.

My favorite genres: Animation, War, Children

My least favorte genres: Drama, Romance, Sci-fi

Signs of the times

Signs of the times - funny and curious signs

Here are ten random songs from my media player:

1. Hit 'Em Up Style - Blu Cantrell
2. Let Me Entertain You - Robbie Williams
3. I Wanna Be Like You - Louis Prima
4. It's My Life - No Doubt
5. Praise You - Fatboy Slim
6. White Trash - Junior Senior
7. Lady Madonna - The Beatles
8. Anything, Anything - Dramarama
9. American Pie - Madonna
10. Somebody Told Me - The Killers

Celebrities dressing badly

Mmm, Tasty Cowboy Legs

Here is Chinese restaurant menu in Engrish.

Gizoogle- Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznet

My blog gizzooglized

Who Should Paint Your Portrait?

Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel

All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

How to Deal With Crazy Harry Potter Fans

Which I totally am not. I'm totally sane when it comes to Harry Potter.


*goes to light the candle in her shrine to Dumbledore*

Welcome to LFIA, version 3: Marilyn

So I've changed the look of my blog. I think it may be a little cluttered and I'm thinking of taking out the line between the posts. Also, I opened up Internet Explorer to have a look and the font looks really small, but it look fine in my browser, so sorry if you have to squint to see the words. Anyways, I like it. :)

Credits:

The picture of Marilyn Monroe in the header banner is from an old copy of Vanity Fair magazine
The picture of Marilyn in the profile pic is from Silver Screen Sirens

HTML help from Elements Graphics


If you have any comments or suggestions feel free to leave a comment. Or if you just want to say hi, leave a comment because I hardly get any comments.

~ LilyFair

Warning: Under Construction

I'm making some changes, so things may not be working correctly

Naughty Bees

Tumble Bees is a game were the player has to spell words for points. Here is a screenshot of a word I tried to spell in a recent game. Sadly, it did not earn me any points.

Lovely Ladies

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

Here are some icons/avatars of pretty women.

1) 2) 3)

4) 5) 6)

1. Boomtown Sinners
2. Appache Gold
3. Blonde Trouble
4. The Frustations of Judy
5. Girls Dormitory
6. Hot Damn

7) 8) 9)

10) 11) 12)

7. Married Set
8. Old Girl Out
9. Private Nurse
10. Sinful Life
11. Stag Party
12. Star-Crossed Sinners

13) 14) 15)

16) 17) 18)

13. Swamp Breed
14. Twilight Lovers - Alternative
15. Waton
16. Young and Innocent
17. Desire Island
18. Flesh Agent


19) 20)


19. French Girl
20. Geisha Girl

Who dares to interrupt my diabolical Britishness?!

Your favorite movies acted out by hand puppets

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Cool, yes?

Spamusement

Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

Hug Me!

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give LilyFair more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

Age Gauge

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

Find out how old you were during important events.