Bad Dates Make Good Stories

Awful First Dates

Google Suggests the Darndest Things

20 Bizarre Google Search Suggestions

Oh Parents

Crazy Things Parents Say

That One Time I Was On TV

Last week I was in the audience of the Jimmy Kimmel Live. At the beginning of the show the camera panned the whole audience and I can be seen for a brief moment. See:




That pink blur is me!

Goodbye

Gizmo

October 1, 2005 - August 3, 2010

If anyone is interested here is Gizmo's photo album.

I just wanted to highlight these two pictures:

Gizmo's first picture:



Taken the day I got him. He was only 12 days old. He looked more like a hamster than a cat.

Gizmo's last picture:





Who knew 12 hours after taking this photo we would be at the vet making the decsion to put him to sleep?

He died of an aortic thrombus. Virtual hugs to any kitty owner who has gone through the same situation.

Update

I have been having a busy and difficult summer and have not been keeping up with my blog. Sorry about that. I'm going to make a couple of personal entries today and restart my internet adventures tomorrow.

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Out From the Rain" by Komeda
2. "What Ever Happened" by The Strokes
3. "We Are the Champions" by Queen
4. "Japan" by CocoRosie
5. "Suffragette City" by David Bowie
6. "Heartbreaker" by MSTRKRFT
7. "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
8. "Give It Lose It Take It" by Field Music
9. "The Angels Sigh" by Lonely Drifter Karen
10. "The Hallway" by They Shoot Horses Don't They?

Tweetbaggery - celebrities being idiots on the internet

Art inspired by reCAPTCHAs

Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?

The Color Test

I got 100% because I'm smart like that

Are You More Marilyn Or Audrey? Quiz

You Are More Like Audrey Hepburn

You are classy, stylish, and charming. You are the true definition of grace. Some people may think you're a pushover, but they have no idea how tough you can be. You tend to draw people in with your mind. You are an intelligent and witty flirt. You are effortlessly gorgeous and naturally appealing. No one would accuse you of trying too hard.

Are You More Marilyn or Audrey?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Fascinating Butterflies



Butterflies like the Glasswing Butterfly:




Ooh, Pretty!

Ugliest Tattoos - I'm sure all of these seemed like I good idea at the time.

If Star Wars Had Facebook

A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

A photoshop by someone who doesn't know what the human body looks like

Warning: Nudity

Every Playboy cover ever.

The best covers seem to be in the 1970s.

Current covers = eww

Ten Random Songs...

From my media player

1. Boys and Girls by Blur
2. Happiness by Goldfrapp
3. On Top by The Killers
4. Tell Me Why by The Beatles
5. China Girl by David Bowie
6. All I Need to Hear by Candie Payne
7. God Only Knows by Beach Boys
8. The Sun Is Still Sunny by Dean & Britta
9. Never Stop Falling In Love by Pink Martini
10. Wonderwall by Oasis