This is a little late. Oh well.
Thursday, February 25, 2021
My Favorite Music Of 2020
Sunday, February 21, 2021
Saturday, February 20, 2021
United Simulator of America - Watch as the states go to war against each other. What state will reign supreme?
For me, North Carolina took over the country.
Thursday, February 18, 2021
Sunday, February 7, 2021
Saturday, February 6, 2021
Thursday, January 28, 2021
Judge My Spotify - let this tool judge your taste in music.
My results:
> Your spotify was adult-skateboarder-retirement-home-
nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.
> Thank your obsessions with
Green Day, adult standards, and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.
> Based on your listening
habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > stuck-in-the-fifties bad
> napping-in-your-mancave bad
> your-gen-x-is-showing bad
> conscious-uncoupling-rock
bad > bono-worshipper bad
> Here's what else is going
on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these tracks too much:
- Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
- I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
- When I Come Around by Green Day
- Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds
- Baba O'Riley by The Who
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
- Green Day
- Chuck Berry
- The Rolling Stones
- Daft Punk
- Alanis Morissette
You are 22% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like De Novo Dahl, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Coldplay..
You're stuck in the 2000s. You know there's been good music since Franz Ferdinand, right?
Analysis finally complete.
Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.
Shutting down
My Thoughts:
I think I have only listened to "Time of Your Life" and "Don't You (Forget About Me)" once in the past few months, but I guess that was once too much.
I am not Gen X. I am not that old. How dare you.
It is not my fault Spotify insists on putting "Baba O'Riley" in my Daily Mix all the time.
Has there really been good music since Franz Ferdinand? I have doubts.
Saturday, January 23, 2021
Monday, January 4, 2021
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Saturday, December 5, 2020
Monday, November 16, 2020
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Sunday, October 4, 2020
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Monday, September 7, 2020
Sunday, August 16, 2020
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Monday, August 10, 2020
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Sunday, July 12, 2020
Sunday, June 21, 2020
Friday, May 15, 2020
Monday, April 6, 2020
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
My Results:
Owl
Your daemon would take the form of an owl! Those who have owl daemons are intelligent and precise, though unlike other bird daemons they exude pure logic. They are observant and critical, preferring subtly and independence when it comes to pursuing their goals.
Owl Type:
Barn owl
Your daemon would take the form of a barn owl! You are a loyal and perceptive individual who tackles adversity with patience. More so than others with owl daemons, those with barn owls are shy and passive, notorious planners that aren't particularly ambitious, but able to be flexible and adapt to changing situations. They are devoted to their loved ones and dependent on their support.
When deciding on your daemon's appearance, consider your barn owl's plumage. Barn owls can be melanistic or albino; a melanistic barn owl may be indicative of a secretive and ostracized person, while an albino barn owl may be indicative of a self-sacrificing and innocent person.
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Saturday, March 7, 2020
My results:
You answered 44 of 52 questions correctly, better than 91% of Times readers.
The people I got wrong were:
- PewDiePie
- Lionel Messi
- Markplier
- Emma Camberlain
- Deval Patrick
- John Delaney
- Michael Bennet
- Steve Bullock
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Friday, February 7, 2020
Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Saturday, October 26, 2019
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
Saturday, September 7, 2019
Thursday, September 5, 2019
Monday, August 5, 2019
Sunday, August 4, 2019
Saturday, August 3, 2019
Monday, July 22, 2019
Friday, July 12, 2019
Thursday, July 4, 2019
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Friday, June 7, 2019
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
Friday, April 5, 2019
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Friday, November 23, 2018
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Friday, October 12, 2018
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Vice Headline Generator
My headlines:
We Acquired 7 Super 8 Videos That Confirm William Shakespeare is into Queer Children
Lil Wayne's Gym Buddy is Not a Child Porn Fanatic, But He is a Serial Killer
How Condoleezza Rice Thought Marilyn Monroe was a Transgender Scatologist
We Documented a Buddhist Creative and Didn't Save Them From Having Sex with Snoop Dogg
Over-the-Hill and Gay: Zurich's Rocket Scientists
Friday, September 14, 2018
Saturday, September 8, 2018
Friday, August 24, 2018
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Monday, July 9, 2018
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Friday, June 8, 2018
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
Friday, March 30, 2018
Favorite Music of 2017
My very late
Edit: Updated list to add more music.
Artist: Various Artists
Album: Fifty Shades Darker Soundtrack
Highlights: "What Is Love?" by Frances and "I Don't Wanna Live Forever" by Zayn and Taylor Swift
The only good thing about these movies are their soundtracks
Artist: Foxygen
Album: Hang
Highlights: "Upon A Hill" and "Avalon"
Artist: Goldfrapp
Album: Silver Eye
Highlights: "Faux Suede Drifter" and "Systemagic"
Artist: Gorillaz
Album: Humanz
Highlights: "Momentz" and "Ticker Tape"
Artist: Imagine Dragons
Album: Evolve
Highlights: "Believer" and "Rise Up
I get the feeling that Imagine Dragons are going to end up like Nickelback. They are wildly popular now, but in ten years they are going to be a punchline and everyone will deny they ever liked them.
Artist: Japanese Breakfast
Album: Soft Sounds From Another Planet
Highlights: "Road Head" and "Soft Sounds From Another Planet"
"Road Head" is the saddest song about giving road head ever.
Artist: Lana Del Rey
Album: Lust For Life
Highlights: "Lust For Life," "In My Feelings," and " Tomorrow Never Came"
Artist: Lorde
Album: Melodrama
Highlights: "Writer In The Dark" and "Perfect Places"
Artist: Magic Giant
Album: In The Wind
Highlights: "Set On Fire" and " Glass Heart"
Artist: Perfume Genius
Album: No Shape
Highlights: "Go Ahead" and "Choir
Artist: Sampha
Album: Process
Highlights: "Kora Sings" and "Take Me Inside"
Artist: Sweet Crude
Album: Creatures
Highlights: "Weather The Waves," Isle Dans La Mer," "One In The Hand," and "Finger Guns
Artist: Thievery Corporations
Album: The Temple of I & I
Highlights: "True Sons Of Zion" and "Love Has No Heart"
Artist: Valerie June
Album: The Order Of Time
Highlights: "Astral Plane" and "Two Hearts"
Honorable Mentions:
- "Fire Escape" by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
- "No Reason To Run" by Cold War Kids
- "Be Our Guest" by Ewan McGregor
- "LOVE." by Kendrick Lamar
- "The Cure" by Lady Gaga
- "Candy Pieces All Smeared Out" by Mew
- "3000 Megatons" by Pond
- Mr Lonely by Portugal. The Man (Feat. Fat Lip)
- "SPL" by Vorhees
- "Spell It Out" by You Me At Six
Thursday, March 22, 2018
Friday, March 9, 2018
Sunday, February 11, 2018
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Friday, January 26, 2018
Thursday, January 4, 2018
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Thursday, December 7, 2017
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Thursday, October 12, 2017
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
Music Shuffle Game
1. This song describes how you die. - "People Are People" by Depeche Mode
Am I going to be killed by a bigot? That sucks.
2. This song describes your love life. - "Diet Mountain Dew" by Lana Del Ray
The first verse of this song is "You're no good for me/Baby, you're no good for me/You're no good for me/But baby, I want you, I want." That doesn't sound promising.
3. This song will play at your wedding. - "O Fortuna" by Carl Off
Very ominous way to start a marriage. Maybe because I'm marrying someone who's no good for me.
4. Add “in my pants” to the title of this song. - "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys
Good Vibrations in my pants!
5. This song will play at your funeral. - "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga
6. This is your theme song. - "Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas
How depressing.
7. This song will play when you think of someone you love. - "Rapture" by Blondie
8. Add “with a shovel and a screwdriver” to the title of this song. "Sunday Morning" by No Doubt
Sunday Morning with a shovel and a screwdriver. Maybe I spend my weekends building stuff in the backyard.
9. This song describes your past week. - "Please Please Me" by The Beatles
10. This song will play when you’re missing someone. - "Jaws Main Theme" by John Williams
Wow.
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Wednesday, September 6, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
The Sorting House Quiz
This Sorting Quiz Will Tell You Which Hogwarts House You Truly Belong In
My results:
You Are 35% Ravenclaw, 27% Gryffindor, 21% Slytherin, and 17% Hufflepuff!
You believe above all in the importance of wisdom, which is why you undoubtedly belong in Ravenclaw, but your sense of adventure means you may also have an affinity for Gryffindor house. You are a thrill-seeker – you love to travel and there’s nothing more exciting to you than new experiences – and believe that adventure is essential in the pursuit of knowledge. You are brave, but would never intentionally put yourself in danger, placing you firmly in Ravenclaw.
Your slight compatibility with Slytherin house suggests a determination to succeed, though not at the expense of traits from your more dominant houses.
Saturday, August 5, 2017
Sunday, July 30, 2017
Sunday, July 23, 2017
Thursday, July 13, 2017
Project Implicit
My results:
Arab/Muslim: Your data suggest a moderate automatic preference for Other People over Arab Muslims.
Native American: Your data suggest a strong automatic association for American with Native American and Foreign with White American.
Weapons: Your data suggest little or no automatic association between Weapons and Harmless Objects with White Americans and Black Americans.
Weight: Your data suggest no automatic preference between Fat people and Thin people.
Religion: Your data suggest a slight automatic preference for Judaism over Islam.
Gender/Career: Your data suggest a strong automatic association for Male with Career and Female with Family.
Race: Your data suggest no automatic preference between Black people and White people.
Sexuality: Your data suggest a moderate automatic preference for Gay people over Straight people.
Age: Your data suggest a moderate automatic preference for Young people over Old people.
Skin-tone: Your data suggest no automatic preference between Dark Skinned People and Light Skinned People.
Gender/Science: Your data suggest a strong automatic association for Male with Science and Female with Liberal Arts.
Presidents: Your data suggest no automatic preference between Abraham Lincoln and Donald Trump.
Disability: Your data suggest a strong automatic preference for Abled Persons over Disabled Persons.
Asian American: Your data suggest a strong automatic association for American with European American and Foreign with Asian American.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Art Icons
These icons are 80 x 80
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1.) Love Sonnets by Marie Spartali Stillman, 1894
2.) Two Ballet Dancers by Edgar Degas, 1879
3.) Automn by Rosalba Carriera,1700s
4.) Fruit by Alphonse Mucha, 1897
5.) The Moon and the Stars by Alphonse Mucha, 1902
6.) La Belle Femme
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Saturday, April 22, 2017
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Friday, March 31, 2017
11 Christmas Foods That Should Exist But Don't
36 Problems Only Cover Bands Will Understand
The 12 Most Important Things On Mars
12 Celebrity Impersonators Who Need To Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
The 49 Most Adorable Cheeses Of 2013
The 43 Most Confusing Potatoes Of This Century
That's a lot of adorable cheese and confusing potatoes
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Friday, March 3, 2017
Best Music of 2016
Artist: Andrew Bird
Album: Are You Serious
Highlights: "Puma" and "Roma Fade"
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