A Boy and his Hummingbird

So much cuteness!

What Madonna Song Are You?

You Are Material Girl

You can't help but be a little materialistic. There are so many nice, shiny things in the world! You love to be pampered, and of course, you're addicted to shopping. The way to your heart is to spoil you with presents. And you're always happy to spoil yourself. You figure life is short. Why deny yourself the best? If this means you're materialistic, than so be it!

What Madonna Song Are You?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

If Movie Titles Were Honest - No. 24 is completely true!

This Is Photobomb - Because the stuff happening in the background of your picture is more interesting that you are.

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

1. Song For My Baby - Isobel Campbell
2. Hell Yes - Beck
3. All My Loving - Jim Sturgess
4. Number 1 - Goldfrapp
5. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
6. Bambo Banga - M.I.A
7. Television Rules the Nation - Daft Punk
8. Le Vie En Rose - Louis Armstrong
9. Little Willy - Sweet
10. Stickshifts and Safetybelts - Cake

What's Your Geek Decade?

I am a 1960s Geek

The Four Levels of Social Entrapment

Graffiti From Pompei

Men have been talking about their penises for centuries.

Foxes On A Trampoline

The Aliens Will Think It's The 1970s!

The Voyager Golden Records are phonograph records which were included aboard both Voyager spacecraft, which were launched in 1977. They contain sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth, and are intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form, or for future humans, who may find them.

A link to the contents of the record: Golden Record

48 Ads That Would Never Be Allowed Today - Oh my goodness! The olden days were kinda scary.

Damn You, Autocorrect! - This website has only been around since October, but it has one of my favorite websites. You'll laugh and cry(because you're laughing so hard).

How to Pet a Kitty - Five things to keep in mind while petting a kitty

De Ting!!!!

I have know idea what is going on in this photoshop disaster

The Paris Test

You Are Contemplative

Some people may consider you to be too rigid, but you take living well quite seriously. You are a naturally creative person. You are always looking for your next inspiration. You have very sweet and tender feelings about your friends. You truly miss your friends when you can't spend time with them. Expression and art recharge you. You feel best when you are able to make something.

The Paris Test

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Merkins of Distinction

Warning: Pictures the pubic area


Famous Merkins

17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Grandma Nooooooo!

see more Failbook

Here are some kittens, a slide, and a momma cat rescue

Embarrassing Injuries

Hmm. There was that one time I had to go to the emergency room because I stepped on a toothpick and it got stuck. Not fun.

Model-Morphosis - Models before and after applying runway make-up. Most of the models look pretty much the same with and without make up. Damn them and their perfect skin!

Forgetomori - an informative paranormal debunking blog

I Bet These Dogs Shop At American Apparel

Hipster Puppies

Bad Dates Make Good Stories

Awful First Dates

Google Suggests the Darndest Things

20 Bizarre Google Search Suggestions

Oh Parents

Crazy Things Parents Say

That One Time I Was On TV

Last week I was in the audience of the Jimmy Kimmel Live. At the beginning of the show the camera panned the whole audience and I can be seen for a brief moment. See:




That pink blur is me!

Goodbye

Gizmo

October 1, 2005 - August 3, 2010

If anyone is interested here is Gizmo's photo album.

I just wanted to highlight these two pictures:

Gizmo's first picture:



Taken the day I got him. He was only 12 days old. He looked more like a hamster than a cat.

Gizmo's last picture:





Who knew 12 hours after taking this photo we would be at the vet making the decsion to put him to sleep?

He died of an aortic thrombus. Virtual hugs to any kitty owner who has gone through the same situation.

Update

I have been having a busy and difficult summer and have not been keeping up with my blog. Sorry about that. I'm going to make a couple of personal entries today and restart my internet adventures tomorrow.

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Out From the Rain" by Komeda
2. "What Ever Happened" by The Strokes
3. "We Are the Champions" by Queen
4. "Japan" by CocoRosie
5. "Suffragette City" by David Bowie
6. "Heartbreaker" by MSTRKRFT
7. "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
8. "Give It Lose It Take It" by Field Music
9. "The Angels Sigh" by Lonely Drifter Karen
10. "The Hallway" by They Shoot Horses Don't They?

Tweetbaggery - celebrities being idiots on the internet

Art inspired by reCAPTCHAs

Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?

The Color Test

I got 100% because I'm smart like that

Are You More Marilyn Or Audrey? Quiz

You Are More Like Audrey Hepburn

You are classy, stylish, and charming. You are the true definition of grace. Some people may think you're a pushover, but they have no idea how tough you can be. You tend to draw people in with your mind. You are an intelligent and witty flirt. You are effortlessly gorgeous and naturally appealing. No one would accuse you of trying too hard.

Are You More Marilyn or Audrey?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Fascinating Butterflies



Butterflies like the Glasswing Butterfly:




Ooh, Pretty!

Ugliest Tattoos - I'm sure all of these seemed like I good idea at the time.

If Star Wars Had Facebook

A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

A photoshop by someone who doesn't know what the human body looks like

Warning: Nudity

Every Playboy cover ever.

The best covers seem to be in the 1970s.

Current covers = eww

Ten Random Songs...

From my media player

1. Boys and Girls by Blur
2. Happiness by Goldfrapp
3. On Top by The Killers
4. Tell Me Why by The Beatles
5. China Girl by David Bowie
6. All I Need to Hear by Candie Payne
7. God Only Knows by Beach Boys
8. The Sun Is Still Sunny by Dean & Britta
9. Never Stop Falling In Love by Pink Martini
10. Wonderwall by Oasis

Cats + Roombas = Internet Classic

Kitty enjoying a ride on a roomba:



Drive by kitty attack:

Do Midgits Have Night Vision?

Funny Yahoo Answers! Fails

Beatle Bomb

see more Lol Celebs

What Animal Print Are You? Quiz

You Are a Giraffe Print

You are a graceful and classy person. You are flexible enough to fit in with any crowd. You are very down to earth and responsible. You always see what's coming, and you are prepared for it. You may not look like the strongest creature in the world, but you are secretly incredibly tough. You have an amazing survival instinct, and your endurance is unmatched. People should never test you!

What Animal Print Are You?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

Welcome To The Fourth Dimension

What's Your Style? Quiz

What's your interior design style?

Me:

My style is Estate

The verdict is in—your style is Estate. Estate is an eternal American summer. Sporty. Charming. Breezy yet cultivated. A union of antique inspiration and geometric clarity. Civilization in peaceful coexistence with robust outdoor life. In the main house or the guest cottage, effortless elegance.

Yes, That Works Too

Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else.

Sleep Talkin' Man - A man who has very interesting things to say in is sleep

The spiel: I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a pictures that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. Save them to your computer and have fun. All icons are 100x100 or as close as I could get without distorting the picture

Here are icons featuring fashion models.

1.) 2.) 3.)

1.) Addison Gill
2.) Ali Michael
3.) Andreea Diaconu


4.) 5.) 6.)

4.) Anna Tokarska
5.) Anya Kop
6.) Bette Franke

7.) 8.) 9.)

7.) Elle Macpherson
8.) Ilona Kuodiene
9.) Kamila Filipcikova

10.) 11.) 12.)

10.) Kate Moss
11.) Lily Donaldson
12.) Lily Donaldson

13.) 14.) 15.)

13.) Lily Donaldson
14.) Lily Donaldson
16.) Lily Donaldson

16.) 17.) 18.)

16.) Masha Tyelna
17.) Mo Wandan
18.) Viktoriya Sasonkina

7 Mind Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden In Famous Works Of Art - or, Hidden Asses In Paintings

Pumpkin Pie

12 Interesting Google Street Finds - The Internet can see you peeing on the side of the road

A Cute Kitty Being Cute

Captchas Illustrated

What Kind Of Names Do You Like? Quiz

You Like Names that Are Retro and Fashionable

You like names that are from the past but becoming modern again. Names with a strong history are very appealing to you. You're a big believer in giving children very adult sounding names. You're not a fan of nicknames or newfangled spellings. Some female names you might like: Audrey, Emma, Fiona, Georgia, Isabelle, Naomi, Rosemary, and Veronica Some male names you might like: Brendan, Colin, Ethan, Jared, Kenneth, Martin, and Nathaniel

What Kind of Names Do You Like?

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

Yay!

Puppy Cam is back with a new litter!

Old Postcards - browse through vintage postcards

Warning: Nudity


Ellen von Unwerth - fashion photographer

Twisted Princesses - Disney princesses with a dark twist

My Play Count

Here are the songs I listen to the most:

• "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand
• "What You Waiting For?" - Gwen Stefani
• "C.Q." - Clinic
• "Beating Heart Baby" - Head Automatica
• "Crazy" - Gnarles Barkley
• "Seven One Eight" - Fannypack
• "Move Your Feet" - Junior Senior
• "Get A Choco" - Pine*Am
• "Circling The Sun" - The Orange Peels
• "I Belive In A Thing Called Love" - The Darkness

Nerd Lizard

Ten Amazing Staircases

Make Your Own Jackson Pollock Style Painting - just click!

Find The Colors of Your Rainbow Quiz

Your rainbow is shaded indigo and brown.

What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate cities, technology, and other great things people have created. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections. Friends count on you for being honest and insightful.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

The Nietzsche Family Circus - a random Family Circus panel paired with a random Nietzache quote

Any Lap Will Do

Model Comp Cards - from 1965-1990

behold the 80's hair

How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth?

$4890.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site

Happy Halloween

Spend the evening reading some Creepy Pasta.

Classic Movie Bloopers

Highlight: A cursing Olivia de Havilland!

If Celebrities Were Little

Harry Potter Dress Up Game

Here's me:

Ima Let You Finish - Kanye must share his opinion

Face Memory Test

My score:

Part 1: 100%
Part 2: 75%

So, I'll remeber your face, but I won't know from where.

I Made A Heart!

Netflix Origami - Make art with Netflix envelope flap.

In Preparation For Halloween

Creepy Stuff On The Web

Number one - creeps me out because it reminds me of a big mechanical spider.
Number ten - the first picture in the linked article is the stuff of nightmares. I do not need to see a dead child with open eyes propped up at a window!

Which Screwed Up Celebrity Do You Most Resemble? Quiz

miinty sticks - very cute fanart featuring characters from Harry Potter, Merlin, Twilight, and other fandoms

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. How Can It Be - Forever Thursday
2. Start The Fire - No Doubt
3. Wait For Me - Dean & Britta
4. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
5. The Way - Fastball
6. Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk
7. Pink Elephant - Cherry Poppin' Dadies
8. Bamboo Banga - M.I.A
9. Fortune Teller - Robert Plant & Allison Krauss
10. It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown

Wedding Dresses

Sometimes I can be such a girly girl. I had a dream last night that I was trying on wedding dresses. The dream inspired me to go looking for wedding dresses on line. I found this Wedding Dress Creator and made my own dress for fun.

My Dress:

What Beatles Song Are You?

You Are Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

You are creative, imaginative, and more than a little trippy. You see the world with an artist's eye. Sometimes the craziest little details inspire or amuse you. You can get lost in your own daydreams, which can be vivid, colorful, and downright bizarre. You're drawn toward imaginary worlds and outlandish thoughts. You like to play with ideas, even when the results are a bit strange.

What Beatles Song Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

People of Walmart - strange people can be found at Walmart.

I don't go to Walmart often because I always seem to have panic attacks when I go (maybe I'm allergic to weirdos?). Anyway, the most memorable Walmart person I've seen was an old guy who looked just like an old timey prospector. He looked like this gold rush reenactor guy. He had the beard and floppy hat and everything. Very strange.

Oh La La

I love this music video and must share:

Link

I want a glittery glam band!

How California Are You? Quiz

You Are 40% California

You're not from California - don't try to game this quiz!

How California Are You?

Despite being born and raised in California, I am not Californian after all.

8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk

10 Facsinating Castles

Including Neuschwanstein Castle:

Listen To The Kitties

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Wikipedia Band Meme

Directions:
1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:
Band Name: Heat Fixation
Album Name: Rio de Onor

Tracks:

1. Roxey Ann Caplin
2. Faust
3. Boonoo Boonoo
4. Newtownards
5. Gravity's Rainbow
6. Wilfried Klaus
7. LuxConnect
8. 100 Centre Street
9. Serial Thriller
10. 313
11. Matthew Delicâte
12. Young Hearts
13. Somalia, Wake Up
14. Rafi
15. Braindrainer

The Wedding Dress Test

Your Dress Says You're Upscale Stylish

Your Personal Style: Classic and elegant. You prefer to make a statement with a few quality pieces. Your Ideal Wedding: Traditional and formal, but not tacky. You think the most beautiful weddings are understated. Your Philosophy on Marriage: It's a serious commitment, and the couple entering it should be ready to work for their relationship. Your Perfect Marriage: Is calm, stable, deep, and meaningful.

The Wedding Dress Test

Captain EO

Michael Jackson fans that were unable to visit any Disney theme parks in the 1980s or early 1990s might not have never seen this. Captain EO was a short 3-D movie that was shown in Tomorrowland, and it stared Michael Jackson as a dancing and singing space ship captain. Captain EO was part of my family's Disneyland visiting ritual. We would eat lunch at the Tomorrowland Terrace, then watch Captain EO while our food digested. We would then go on
Space Mountain.

Warning: Very 1980s. You might grow a mullet from just watching this.

Part 1:



Part 2:

Evil Bakers

Chocolate Butt

These people have the worst luck

Item Not As Described - Nobody wants your old crap

I thought Photoshop was supposed to improve pictures

Wake Up Your Cat - pictures of cats that have just woken up