Kiwi!

Warning: You will cry.

This animation short about a kiwi bird starts out so cute, but then takes a sad turn.



Me while watching the film: "Aww, so cute. What's that kiwi doing? Don't do it Kiwi! Noooooo!"

How is Abe Vigoda?

Clowns Are Scary

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"When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Michael Phelps in his abs he broke his foot"

Michael Phelps Facts

Here is a bunch of pictures I've collected from various magaziness, books, movies etc. I don't own the pictures, they belong to their copyright holders (OMG, don't sue!), but I did scan them myself. Hope you enjoy. Updated frequently-ish.

Picture Gallery - 335 various images of Audrey Hepburn, Disneyland, fashion, flowers, Gwen Stefani, Jean Harlow, Madonna, Rita Hayworth, plus lots of other things

and I have a special gallery just for Marilyn Monroe: The Monroe Gallery

Cake Wrecks - bad cakes

How Long Could You Survive in the Vacuum of Space?

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Internet Classic: Kitty Cat Dance

Painful

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Goons and the U.S. Army

Chatting With God

iGod

Snippets of conversations I've had with God:

Me: are you watching me now?
God: Right now? Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me: You can't see me from heaven?
God: I could if my eye was attached.

Me: oh god
God: Awesome. GOD rules.
Me: but what does he rule?
God: I think he does whatever he wants.

God: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me: ok, goodnight
God: Goodnight I am kidding you can ask me anything.

Me: yes. what do you think?
God: OK. I think a lot of things.
Me: like what?
God: For example, apples.
Me: what do you think about apples?
God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for
Steve Jobs

Babies = Horror

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Anything, Anything" - Dramarama
2. "Do You Want To" - Franz Ferdinand
3. "Send Me You" - The Butchies
4. "Delany" - Alpha
5. "Elenor" - Me First & The Gimme Gimmies
6. "Bumble Boogie" - Freddie Martin
7. "Train Station" - Cibelle
8. "We Throw Parties, You Throw Knives" - Los Campesinos!
9. "Adventure Tour" - The Ruby Suns
10. "The Philadelphia Grand Jury" - The Fiery Furnaces

Not Always Right - stupid customers

Grapefruit Moon Gallery - Pin-up art for sale

News Bloopers Never Get Old

Are You Normal?

You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 65% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways... But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You would rather be pale than tan If you had to, you rather live without music and still have laughter If given the choice, you would choose to have more money over more time You prefer fiction to non fiction You prefer a good meal to a good nap Why You Aren't Normal: You know a little about many subjects You eat the cupcake first You would not eat meat from a cloned animal You think fishnet stockings are sexy You don't think glasses make anyone more attractive

What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

Youngme-Nowme - People recreate childhood photos of themselves

Dirty Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix

Movie Poster Mash-Ups

Fireworks

Two and a half weeks ago I went to Disneyland. Here is a short clip of the fireworks. This show celebrates Disneyland's 50th anniversery and features favorite Disney attractions. In my short clip The Main Street Electrical Parade, The Enchanted Tiki Room, and Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye are featured.


PS: That's my sister singing and talking during the clip.
PSS: If you are interested in seeing the full show go here.

Word Clouds

Wordle is a toy for generating “word clouds” from text that you provide. The clouds give greater prominence to words that appear more frequently in the source text.

My Blog:



My Music:

Bizarre Candidates

And who submitted this to bbspot? I did! :D


Sadly, the add is gone now. :(

Nigerian Scam, With Added God-ness

Just got this e-mail:

ATTN:
DEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr Benson Williams, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Rebecca Williams.

Hee hee

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

LIA - Version 6: Golden Girl

I think I'm finished fixing the new template. If anyone has any problems or suggestions please leave a comment.

:)

Credits:
picture - Golden Girl by Rolf Armstrong
Layout idea - pYzam
HTML help - Annabella's HTML Help

Past Versions:
1. black minima
2. Pink Fairy
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Paris
5. Pin Up Girls

Warning: I'm updating my blog, so things might not look or work right.

Fun On The Moon - Video of the crew of Apollo 17 singing on the moon

Bring Your Favorite Mexican!

Odd Adds

Happy Father's Day

Manbabies - pictures of fathers and sons with their heads switched

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

1. It's Cold - Smoosh
2. A Kiss To Build A Dream On - Louis Armstrong
3. Dream A Little Dream - Mama Cass
4. Killer Queen - Queen
5. Rani Of Jhansi - Anjali
6. Art Bitch - Cansei de Ser Sexy
7. Ghetto Musick - Outkast
8. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
9. I Want To Hold Your Hand - T.V. Caprio
10. Beautiful Stranger - Madonna

Get Something For Your Favorite Conman

Something Store - buy...something

If I had extra money to spend, I would totally try it out.

Storm Troopin' - Vader's minions have all the fun

Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential

You like to do research and collect lots of information. The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn. You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities. You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study. It's difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do. You aren't a very patient teacher, and you don't like convincing people that you're right.

What Kind of Thinker Are You?

"WE MUST TURN THIS BED INTO A FORT"

Crazy Things People Have Said in Their Sleep

Spinning Hamster

My Netflix Queue

Not my complete queue because there is 200+ movies in my list, but here are the first ten.

I currently have In The Heat of the Night.

Top movies in my queue:

• Jeeves and Wooster - Disc 1 and 2
• The Pink Panther - the orginal movie
• All the President's Men
• V For Vendetta
• The Notorious Betty Page
• Ben-Hur
• A Fish Called Wanda
• The Exorcist
• Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
• Fatal Attraction

This is very high-tech

Click here to create your own painting.

Do You Match LilyFair?

Do you Match Me?

Take My MatchMe Test

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Girl vs. Treadmill

Treadmill Wins!!!

Steampunk Star Wars!

Music Meme

Instructions: Open up your iTunes or media player and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be

How many songs total: 1842
How many hours or days of music: 112 hrs
Most recently played: "Let's Dance" by David Bowie
Most played: "Take Me Out" by Franz Fredinand
Most recently added: "Rhyme Mime" by Pine*AM

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Suits" in Japan by J+J+J
Last Song: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (0:36) "Menagerie" by The Magic Whispers
Longest Song: (26:08) Fantasmic! - a recording of the complete show at Disneyland. I love this show. Just reading the description at Wikipedia makes me happy.

Sort by album:
First album: 2nd to None - Elvis Presley
Last album: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Fly Me To The Moon" by Astrud Gilberto

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 1
Life - 38
Love - 119
Hate - 2
You - 230
Sex - 6

You Belong in Milan

Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists! Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Foreign Language Screwups

Sing it for me

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"Really Loud Hamburger"

Stupid game show answers:

Therapist dolphin counsels whales

Take this awareness test

I thought I did so well, then I found out I didn't. :(

FantaSuites - "From the ancient land of Caesar's Court to the futuristic Space Odyssey, let our FantaSuite Suites transport you to the world of your dreams."

I didn't know hotels like this really existed!

Happy Easter

i iz a internets xpert

Make a scrapbook of your most prized possession

Spam From Celebrities

Spammers have strange names. Here is a sample people that have spammed me:

• Guillermo Poole
• Max Beesley - this Max Beesley?
• Witold Norvell
• Soccorrito Kennedy
• Ching Carter
• Delilah Domi
• Prakash Mattews
• Guangquan Kranz
• Pius Gamble
• Eustolia Perkins

The titles of spam e-mails are also very strange. Here's some spam I've recieved that have very interesting titles:

• Easy wasy to a flat belly
• them, "need to learn
• Have you popped the bullet?
• MassiveDickOrville
• SuperFuckstickJonathan
• CockConspicuousCarey
• Monumental shlong for Reyna
• king-sized erectile organ for Errol
• them in coffee
• he dairy

Swing You Sinners!

A very strange cartoon from 1930 featuring dancing tombstones.

Bent Objects - It's amazing what you can make with everyday materials

I Am A Wonderful Person!

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

Garfeild Minus Garfield

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness in a quiet American suburb.

Dude, who knew a comic about a lasagna loving cat could be so very sad?

Leetle Horse? Giant Bebe?

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

Have a dirty screen? Free screen cleaning



p.s. Happy Leap Day

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Lollipop" - Mika
2. "I'm Wishing/One Song" - Snow White Soundtrack
3. "Dead" - Komeda
4. "Live To Tell" - Madonna
5. "Where You Go" - Au Revior Simone
6. "Protons, Neutrons, Electrons" - The Cat Empire
7. "Helena's Theme" - Kamalot
8. "Milkshake" - Kelis
9. "I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones
10. "Hella Good" - No Doubt

A Very Serious Case of Bad Acting

Lego Castle - Defend the castle from the evil wizard or be the evil wizard and attack the castle.

What Kind of Rocker Are You? Quiz

You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Sculptures made out of a single sheet of paper

Money Illusion

Twitchy, Snoring Polar Bear

Visit my mini city!

Make an ugly winter sweater

My sweater:

What Carnaval Ride Are You?

You Are a Haunted House

You are a deeply complicated and sometimes deeply disturbed person. You can't help but be attracted to the dark side of life - even when it's pretty gruesome. In relationships, you are honest and real. So real that it's definitely a little scary. You don't fake it or play along just to get along. And people either respect this... or deeply resent it Your life is thoughtful, deep, and even philosophical at times. You see the world as it is. You don't sugar coat anything. Facing and fighting your fears is important to you. You believe that too much of life is whitewashed. You're not too morbid... you just believe that you can't enjoy life without exorcising a few demons first! At your best, you are brave, intense, and fearless. Not only do you face the abyss head on - you challenge your friends to do the same. At your worst, you are depressed and morose. If you're not careful, your thoughts take over your mind... and they aren't pretty!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Classic art with a modern twist

Here are ten random songs from my media player:

1. "When I Look In Your Eyes" - Outkast
2. "Mary Mary" - Chumbawamba
3. "Waterloo" - ABBA
4. "It's My Life" - No Doubt
5. "Circling the Sun" - Orange Peels
6. "When You Were Young" - The Killers
7. "Love Song" - The Cure
8. "Rollover DJ" - Jet
9. "I Turn My Camera One" - Spoon
10. "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" - Jet

NASA - "disrupting the balance of the universe"

The world's strangest court cases

What Country Are You?

You're the Maldives!

While you're not terribly substantial or stable, you claim
that people can only really see the very surface of your existence. While you're
extremely colorful across the board, your argument says the most colorful parts
of you are hidden far below. At the same time, there's a major concern that the
tide is shifting and you will be entirely buried along with your depths. Your
favorite character in "Finding Nemo" was Coral. No matter your gender, people
think you're male.


Take the Country Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid

Big Pimpin' - The 5 most pimpingest historical figures

Spinning String Toy

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	I received 78 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz Canon S5

Make a wee version of yourself

Me:

Best of 2007

During the past week there have many "Best of 2007" lists published and here is my list to add to those other pointless lists.

But I have some problems.

I can't do a "Best Movies of 2007" because I've only went to the movies three times in 2007.
(I saw The Simpson's Movie, the Harry Potter movie, and Enchanted)

I only read one book that was actually published during 2007, so no best books list.
(It was the Harry Potter book)

I also can't do a best CD list because I haven't bought a CD in over a year.
(But I can recommend Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge by The The Pierces, Betcha Bottom Dollar by The Puppini Sisters, Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, Icky Thump by The White Stripes, Fort Nightly by White Rabbits, The Needles The Space by Straylight Run, Paris-Berlin by Stereo Total, Inside Out by Emmy Rossum, and The Black and White Album by The Hives

Buuuuuuut, I listened to and downloaded lots of songs in 2007, so:

The Best Songs of 2007

10.
Song: "Umbrella"
Artist: Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
Album: Good Girl Gone Bad
I have such a girl crush on Rihanna; she's to pretty and perfect

9.
Song: "Everyone Is Someone's"
Artist: Rio En Medio
Album: Bride of Dynamite
A trippy folksy anti-war lullaby thingy.

8.
Song: "I Was Married"
Artist: Tegan And Sara
Album: The Con

7.
Song: "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Infinity on High
I usually can't stand Fall Out Boy, but, for some reason, I was addicted to this song

6.
Song: "Please"
Artist: Lavender Diamond
Album: The Cavalry of Light
Sounds like The Carpenters, and I mean that in a good way

5.
Song: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Artist: T.V. Carpio
Album: Across the Universe Soundtrack
I haven't seen the movie this is from, but I love this song. I think it might be better than the original Beatles version (Blasphemy, I know)

4.
Song: "Come to Me"
Artist: Koop
Album: Koop Islands

3.
Song: "Come on Petunia"
Artist: The Blow
Album: Poor Aim: Love Songs
Fun song with some The Police thrown in

2.
Song: "Timebomb"
Artist: Beck
Album: none

1.
Song: "About Schroeder"
Artist: No More Kings
Album: No More Kings
A short and pretty song about a silly subject (The Peanuts Gang). I cry like a girly-girl every time I hear it.


Anyone have 2008 music recs?

Lolchairs!

Democrat or Republican?

You Are 0% Republican

If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

How Republican Are You?

You Are 48% Democrat

You aren't a full fledged Democrat yet, but it's likely the party that fits you best. You probably consider yourself an independent Democrat. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself!

How Democrat Are You?

Neither apparently

Charge!!!!

Marilyn Monroe/ Albert Einstein Illusion

Kitten Playtime

Fat kitty tummies!

The Most Unfortunate Logos Ever

I especially love the Junior Jazz Dance Class logo.

Wikipedia Band Meme

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:

Band Name - Cadham
Album Name - Del Latta
Track listing -

1. Nude with Violin
2. Superconformal Algebra
3. Methuen's Dwarf Gecko
4. Festivals In Alberta
5. Fresh
6. Ioannis Passalidis
7. Shaft County
8. Burton Peek
9. Gillard
10. Clarendon Bursary
11. Sporadic Group
12. Diggers Rest, Victoria
13. Alkaptonuria
14. Un-Kut
15. Mitford Castle

In time for Christmas...

The Cavalcade of Bad Nativities

I'm missing out on the fun

You Are 71% Non Conformist

You are a pretty serious non conformist. You live a life hardly anyone understands. And while some may call you a freak, you're happy with who you are.

Are You a Nonconformist?

www.headlesshistoricals.com/ - Dolls of people that have been executed

English to Russian Phonetic Online Dictionary

In case you get the sudden urge to speak Russian

Norton Simon Museum

I went to this museum a few weeks ago and recommend it to anyone who will be in, or near Pasadena.

The Right Brain vs Left Brain

According to this little test, I'm Right Brain

moar funny pictures

You Will Be a Modern Bride!

While you aren't ready to throw away all wedding traditions, you want a wedding with a twist You're more inspired by celebrity weddings on E! than from bridal magazines Whether this means getting married on the beach barefoot or a mariachi band for the reception... Your wedding will be a blend of old and new - white dress cocktail, personalized vows, whatever suites you!!!

What Kind of Bride Will You Be?