Girl vs. Treadmill

Treadmill Wins!!!

Steampunk Star Wars!

Music Meme

Instructions: Open up your iTunes or media player and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be

How many songs total: 1842
How many hours or days of music: 112 hrs
Most recently played: "Let's Dance" by David Bowie
Most played: "Take Me Out" by Franz Fredinand
Most recently added: "Rhyme Mime" by Pine*AM

Sort by song title:
First Song: "Suits" in Japan by J+J+J
Last Song: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (0:36) "Menagerie" by The Magic Whispers
Longest Song: (26:08) Fantasmic! - a recording of the complete show at Disneyland. I love this show. Just reading the description at Wikipedia makes me happy.

Sort by album:
First album: 2nd to None - Elvis Presley
Last album: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Fly Me To The Moon" by Astrud Gilberto

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 1
Life - 38
Love - 119
Hate - 2
You - 230
Sex - 6

You Belong in Milan

Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists! Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype.

What European City Do You Belong In?

Foreign Language Screwups

Sing it for me

Created by OnePlusYou

"Really Loud Hamburger"

Stupid game show answers:

Therapist dolphin counsels whales

Take this awareness test

I thought I did so well, then I found out I didn't. :(

FantaSuites - "From the ancient land of Caesar's Court to the futuristic Space Odyssey, let our FantaSuite Suites transport you to the world of your dreams."

I didn't know hotels like this really existed!

Happy Easter

i iz a internets xpert

Make a scrapbook of your most prized possession

Spam From Celebrities

Spammers have strange names. Here is a sample people that have spammed me:

• Guillermo Poole
• Max Beesley - this Max Beesley?
• Witold Norvell
• Soccorrito Kennedy
• Ching Carter
• Delilah Domi
• Prakash Mattews
• Guangquan Kranz
• Pius Gamble
• Eustolia Perkins

The titles of spam e-mails are also very strange. Here's some spam I've recieved that have very interesting titles:

• Easy wasy to a flat belly
• them, "need to learn
• Have you popped the bullet?
• MassiveDickOrville
• SuperFuckstickJonathan
• CockConspicuousCarey
• Monumental shlong for Reyna
• king-sized erectile organ for Errol
• them in coffee
• he dairy

Swing You Sinners!

A very strange cartoon from 1930 featuring dancing tombstones.

Bent Objects - It's amazing what you can make with everyday materials

I Am A Wonderful Person!

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

Garfeild Minus Garfield

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness in a quiet American suburb.

Dude, who knew a comic about a lasagna loving cat could be so very sad?

Leetle Horse? Giant Bebe?

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

Have a dirty screen? Free screen cleaning



p.s. Happy Leap Day

Ten Random Songs From My Media Player

1. "Lollipop" - Mika
2. "I'm Wishing/One Song" - Snow White Soundtrack
3. "Dead" - Komeda
4. "Live To Tell" - Madonna
5. "Where You Go" - Au Revior Simone
6. "Protons, Neutrons, Electrons" - The Cat Empire
7. "Helena's Theme" - Kamalot
8. "Milkshake" - Kelis
9. "I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones
10. "Hella Good" - No Doubt

A Very Serious Case of Bad Acting

Lego Castle - Defend the castle from the evil wizard or be the evil wizard and attack the castle.

What Kind of Rocker Are You? Quiz

You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Sculptures made out of a single sheet of paper

Money Illusion

Twitchy, Snoring Polar Bear

Visit my mini city!

Make an ugly winter sweater

My sweater:

What Carnaval Ride Are You?

You Are a Haunted House

You are a deeply complicated and sometimes deeply disturbed person. You can't help but be attracted to the dark side of life - even when it's pretty gruesome. In relationships, you are honest and real. So real that it's definitely a little scary. You don't fake it or play along just to get along. And people either respect this... or deeply resent it Your life is thoughtful, deep, and even philosophical at times. You see the world as it is. You don't sugar coat anything. Facing and fighting your fears is important to you. You believe that too much of life is whitewashed. You're not too morbid... you just believe that you can't enjoy life without exorcising a few demons first! At your best, you are brave, intense, and fearless. Not only do you face the abyss head on - you challenge your friends to do the same. At your worst, you are depressed and morose. If you're not careful, your thoughts take over your mind... and they aren't pretty!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Classic art with a modern twist

Here are ten random songs from my media player:

1. "When I Look In Your Eyes" - Outkast
2. "Mary Mary" - Chumbawamba
3. "Waterloo" - ABBA
4. "It's My Life" - No Doubt
5. "Circling the Sun" - Orange Peels
6. "When You Were Young" - The Killers
7. "Love Song" - The Cure
8. "Rollover DJ" - Jet
9. "I Turn My Camera One" - Spoon
10. "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" - Jet

NASA - "disrupting the balance of the universe"

The world's strangest court cases

What Country Are You?

You're the Maldives!

While you're not terribly substantial or stable, you claim
that people can only really see the very surface of your existence. While you're
extremely colorful across the board, your argument says the most colorful parts
of you are hidden far below. At the same time, there's a major concern that the
tide is shifting and you will be entirely buried along with your depths. Your
favorite character in "Finding Nemo" was Coral. No matter your gender, people
think you're male.


Take the Country Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid

Big Pimpin' - The 5 most pimpingest historical figures

Spinning String Toy

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	I received 78 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz Canon S5

Make a wee version of yourself

Me:

Best of 2007

During the past week there have many "Best of 2007" lists published and here is my list to add to those other pointless lists.

But I have some problems.

I can't do a "Best Movies of 2007" because I've only went to the movies three times in 2007.
(I saw The Simpson's Movie, the Harry Potter movie, and Enchanted)

I only read one book that was actually published during 2007, so no best books list.
(It was the Harry Potter book)

I also can't do a best CD list because I haven't bought a CD in over a year.
(But I can recommend Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge by The The Pierces, Betcha Bottom Dollar by The Puppini Sisters, Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, Icky Thump by The White Stripes, Fort Nightly by White Rabbits, The Needles The Space by Straylight Run, Paris-Berlin by Stereo Total, Inside Out by Emmy Rossum, and The Black and White Album by The Hives

Buuuuuuut, I listened to and downloaded lots of songs in 2007, so:

The Best Songs of 2007

10.
Song: "Umbrella"
Artist: Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
Album: Good Girl Gone Bad
I have such a girl crush on Rihanna; she's to pretty and perfect

9.
Song: "Everyone Is Someone's"
Artist: Rio En Medio
Album: Bride of Dynamite
A trippy folksy anti-war lullaby thingy.

8.
Song: "I Was Married"
Artist: Tegan And Sara
Album: The Con

7.
Song: "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race"
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Infinity on High
I usually can't stand Fall Out Boy, but, for some reason, I was addicted to this song

6.
Song: "Please"
Artist: Lavender Diamond
Album: The Cavalry of Light
Sounds like The Carpenters, and I mean that in a good way

5.
Song: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Artist: T.V. Carpio
Album: Across the Universe Soundtrack
I haven't seen the movie this is from, but I love this song. I think it might be better than the original Beatles version (Blasphemy, I know)

4.
Song: "Come to Me"
Artist: Koop
Album: Koop Islands

3.
Song: "Come on Petunia"
Artist: The Blow
Album: Poor Aim: Love Songs
Fun song with some The Police thrown in

2.
Song: "Timebomb"
Artist: Beck
Album: none

1.
Song: "About Schroeder"
Artist: No More Kings
Album: No More Kings
A short and pretty song about a silly subject (The Peanuts Gang). I cry like a girly-girl every time I hear it.


Anyone have 2008 music recs?

Lolchairs!

Democrat or Republican?

You Are 0% Republican

If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

How Republican Are You?

You Are 48% Democrat

You aren't a full fledged Democrat yet, but it's likely the party that fits you best. You probably consider yourself an independent Democrat. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself!

How Democrat Are You?

Neither apparently

Charge!!!!

Marilyn Monroe/ Albert Einstein Illusion

Kitten Playtime

Fat kitty tummies!

The Most Unfortunate Logos Ever

I especially love the Junior Jazz Dance Class logo.

Wikipedia Band Meme

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:

Band Name - Cadham
Album Name - Del Latta
Track listing -

1. Nude with Violin
2. Superconformal Algebra
3. Methuen's Dwarf Gecko
4. Festivals In Alberta
5. Fresh
6. Ioannis Passalidis
7. Shaft County
8. Burton Peek
9. Gillard
10. Clarendon Bursary
11. Sporadic Group
12. Diggers Rest, Victoria
13. Alkaptonuria
14. Un-Kut
15. Mitford Castle

In time for Christmas...

The Cavalcade of Bad Nativities

I'm missing out on the fun

You Are 71% Non Conformist

You are a pretty serious non conformist. You live a life hardly anyone understands. And while some may call you a freak, you're happy with who you are.

Are You a Nonconformist?

www.headlesshistoricals.com/ - Dolls of people that have been executed

English to Russian Phonetic Online Dictionary

In case you get the sudden urge to speak Russian

Norton Simon Museum

I went to this museum a few weeks ago and recommend it to anyone who will be in, or near Pasadena.

The Right Brain vs Left Brain

According to this little test, I'm Right Brain

moar funny pictures

You Will Be a Modern Bride!

While you aren't ready to throw away all wedding traditions, you want a wedding with a twist You're more inspired by celebrity weddings on E! than from bridal magazines Whether this means getting married on the beach barefoot or a mariachi band for the reception... Your wedding will be a blend of old and new - white dress cocktail, personalized vows, whatever suites you!!!

What Kind of Bride Will You Be?

The spiel: I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a pictures that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

This batch of icons is of pretty ladies.



1.) 2.) 3.) 4.)

1.) ----
2.) Deadly Lover
3.) Deep Night
4.) Alternative here


5.) 6.) 7.) 8.)

5.) Dirty Shame
6.) ----
7.) Face of Love
8.) ----


9.) 10.) 11.) 12.)

9.) Free and Easy
10.) Frenchy
11.) ----
12.) Alternative here


13.) 14.) 15.) 16.)

13.) Golden Eyes
14.) ----
15.) ----
16.) ----


17.) 18.) 19.) 20.)

17.) ----
18.) Hellcat - Alternative here
19.) ----
20.) The Homocidal Virgin

Happy Thankgiving!

I'm not smart enought to read my own blog.

The Little Artists - Legos do modern art

It Came From the 1970s: JC Penney Catalogue from 1977

I Feel So Small

LilyFair's Internet Adventures: Version 5, Pin Up Girls

I've finished the new layout. Lookie at the pretty girls. It looks good in my browser, but when I switch to another, it looks awful and I don't know how to fix that. Also, I'm not completely happy with the top and bottom banners, but they will do for now.

Any questions, comments, or advice is welcomed.

Credits:
The Pin Up Files
The Great American Pin Up
Mutoworld
The Pin Up Page
Dynamic Drive

Warning: I'm changing the template of my blog and stuff, so things might be screwy right now

Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century

Free Rice

Test you vocabulary while donating to charity

Warning: Phallic Logos


Phallic Logo Awards

Lolsecretz

Lolsecretz is the meeting of two of the internet's most famous memes– PostSecret (the blog where people anonymously confess their deepest darkest secrets) crossed with Lolcat Macros (the phenomenon where people ascribe poorly spelled human emotions to animals). Enjoy!

I'm Queen

You are the witch queen! You are devious, mischeivous, and highly deceptive. You know how to get what you want by tricking and manipulating others. You are a natural prankster. However, you also possess a keen intelligence and perceptiveness that many lack. You use this to your advantage whenever you can. You are also an enchantress who is capable of doing great magic. Of course you wield this all to your favor. You are the trickster!

Possible Name: Nina Element: Air Color: Orange
Take this quiz!

Taking Out The Trash

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

'I have to go to the fucking hospital"

I don't know if this is for reall or not, but it's still freaky

Kissy Kissy

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Romeo + Juliet

"Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."

What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

http://www.oldhouses.com/ - Real Estate listings for old and historic homes

Random engrish

Which Barbie Are You? Quiz

You are Original Barbie!
You are traditional and are fond of being treated like a lady. You are kindhearted and naive, but adored by all.
'Which Barbie are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com

If I Were Gwen Stefani

Gwen Paperdolls!

Me:

My Play Count

Here are my most played songs on my playlist.

• "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand
• "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley
• 'Seven One Eight" by Fannypack
• "Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams
• "It's My Life" by No Doubt
• "High Life" by Mono
• "SOS" by Rihanna - I currently have a girl crush on her
• "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani
• "Trapped Inside Of The Planet Of The Roller Skating Bees" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies - a song as good as it's title
• "Lovefool" by The Cardigans
• "Shut Up" by Black Eyed Peas

"They were dumb Greek dudes"

Best Essay Ever!

Fuck This Website - Fuck has never been so funny

I totally own the fucking book