From my collection of quotes:
"Be alert...the worlds need more lerts" - unknown
"But since I was the one who said 'get a room' I thought you'd realize that I didn't mean mine." -
inpassing.org"As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know
there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know." -
Donald Rumsfeld That is so deep, it like, hurts my head.."Tennesse Senator Pushes Broken-down Chevy Through Congress" -
The Onion headline
"Haunted tape dispenser unsure how to demonstrate hauntedness" -
The Onion again
"If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" - Tad Williams,
The War of the Flowers "When they commit a crime they should at least enjoy doing it" - Stendhal,
The Red and the Black"How can you be in love with someone who hates your dog?" - Connie Willis,
To Say Nothing of the Dog"My cat has figured out how to open cabinets, he's only like two steps away from learningt to use tools and then conquering the world" -
GAFF commentator
"A Senate breakthrough on an immigration bill praised by leaders in both parties appears endangered by partisan weed-smokin n' shit" -
Gizoogle version of CNN.com"Ladies rode side saddle, alternating sides each day so as not to develop an overly enhanced buttock on one side" - Daniel Pool,
What Jane Austen Ate and Charles Dickens Knew: From Fox Hunting to Whist-The Facts of Daily Life in Nineteenth-Century England " It's time someone taught those ostriches a lesson" - Tim Moore,
French Revolutions: Cycling the Tour de France
2.) 
3.)
4.)
6.)
7.) 
8.) 
10) 
11.)
12.)
14.)
15.) 
16.) 
18.)
19.) 
20.)
