Friday, November 3, 2006

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Longest Joke Ever...

...and it does go on forever

Yes, I did read the whole thing and even lol'ed at the lame punchline

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Eye Of A Needle

Willard Wigan - An artist that makes tiny sculptures that fit in an eye of a needle, a pinhead, a grain of salt, etc.




Edit: New Link

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Get your fairy name!

Me:

Your fairy is called Bramble Icewitch
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.
She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking.
She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has icy blue butterfly wings.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Celebrity Match

Guy:


Your celebrity match is Jake Gyllenhaal. You like your men shy and charming.

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Girl:


Your celebrity match is Natalie Portman. You like your women sweet and cute.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I'm Red

You Are 20% Capitalist, 80% Socialist

You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Bonjour!

Ah! So this is the new blog design. I call it "LilyFair's Internet Adventures, version 4: Paris."

Nice.

Banner is from this site.

Icon from Declan McCullagh Photography

If anyone has any suggestions or comments, please leave a comment.

Merci!



PS: I case anyone was wondering past versions were:

version 1 - the standard Black Minima template
version 2 - Pink Fairy
version 3 - Marilyn

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Here are ten random songs from my media player:
  1. Frenchy, I'm Faking - Architecture In Helsinki
  2. Carmen Suite 2 - Bizet
  3. Earth Angel - Death Cab For A Cutie
  4. Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring
  5. Bizarre Love Triangle - Frente!
  6. Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
  7. Keep Fishin' - Weezer
  8. A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley
  9. Trouble - Elvis Presley
  10. Avenue B - Gogol Bordello

What Sky Are You?

I'm an Evening Sky.



Cool and comforting, you're a brisk evening sky. You figure you've got the same number of hours every day, why waste them sleeping late or hitting the bed early? The most active hours of the day your comfort zone; morning and night are simply time to warm up and cool down.

What sky are you?

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Humorous Monster Generator - Create some scary, funny monsters for Halloween.

My monsters:

Ambush Pigeon
Chihuahua of the West
Mystic Mouse
Skeleton of the Outhouse
Touchy-Feely Succubus

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Star Wars Origami

Yoda made out of folded paper.

How cool is that!

How geeky is that!

Monday, October 9, 2006

It's almost Halloween and I'm sure everyone has put some thought in what costume they are wearing, but has anyone thought of what their dog will be wearing?

Sunday, October 8, 2006

I'm The Devil

You scored as XV: The Devil. Despite its fearsome appearance, The Devil is a card of weakness. It is one of the few cards in the Tarot deck that almost always has negative connotations when it occurs in a reading. When the Devil appears in a Tarot spread it can represent lack of achievement through negative thoughts. It suggests character flaws such as greed, bitterness and authoritarianism. All these things can ultimately destroy a person. The rest of the Tarot spread will determine whether or not the querent will overcome their problems or continue blindly on.

XV: The Devil

69%

XI: Justice

63%

II - The High Priestess

56%

0 - The Fool

56%

XIX: The Sun

50%

XVI: The Tower

50%

VI: The Lovers

44%

I - Magician

44%

X - Wheel of Fortune

44%

III - The Empress

38%

XIII: Death

31%

IV - The Emperor

31%

VIII - Strength

25%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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Saturday, October 7, 2006

You are 16% white and nerdy.
How White and Nerdy Are You?


I guess that's about right because I'm not white and I identify more with Dorks than Nerds.

Thursday, October 5, 2006

www.scarlettchou.com -Pretty digital art.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Monday, October 2, 2006

Yay!

Your Mommy Is Madonna

What You Call Her: Mummy

What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!


Heh. Actually she's a month older than me real mommy.

Also, by calling her mummy, I guess I picked up her fake British accent.

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Get Your Own Pagan Name!

I'm Europa Thor Earth

Friday, September 29, 2006

What type of man are you attracted to?





THE MONEY-MAKER: You are attracted to men with material means. You love when they shower you with gifts and money. You love the man who is driven, ambitious, and at the top. You could never settle for the bottom-feeder.
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Thursday, September 28, 2006

What Kind Of Smart?



All-Around Smart
You are all-around smart. Essentially, that means that you are a good combination of your own knowledge and experience, along with having learned through instruction - and you are equally as good with theoretical things as you are with real-world, applied things. You have a well-rounded brain.
20% applied intelligence
40% learned intelligence







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Monday, September 25, 2006

Classic Stars

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

Here are icons of classic Hollywood stars.



Audrey Hepburn:

Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn 2


Carman Miranda:

Carman Miranda Carman Miranda 2


Lana Turner:

Lana Turner Lana Turner 2

Rita Hayworth:

Rita Rita 2 Rita 3


Susan Hayward:

Susan Hayward 1 Susan Hayward 2 Susan Hayward 3

Susan Hayward 4
Variation on a theme


Miscellaneous:

1.)Photobucket Gene Tierney 2.)Greer Garson 3.)Jane Russell

1.) Gene Tierney
2.) Greer Garson
3.) Jane Russell


4.)Jean Rogers 5.)Katherine Hepburn 6.)Lauren Bacall

4.) Jean Rogers
5.) Katherine Hepburn
6.) Lauren Bacall


7.)Marilyn Monroe 8.)Roslind Russell 9.)Mryna Loy

7.) Marilyn Monroe
8.) Roslind Russell
10.) Mryna Loy

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A Pirate's Life For Me

Today is talk like a pirate day!

Huzzah!



My pirate name is:


Red Morgan Kidd



Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Odd Animals - Pictures of funny and unsual animals

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Monday, September 11, 2006

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Friday, September 8, 2006

Dubya Is Smrat!

LilyFair's random George Bush quote:


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"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."


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Thursday, September 7, 2006

http://www.usedfaqs.com/ - A list of random FAQs from random websites.

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Saturday, September 2, 2006

Thursday, August 31, 2006

New York, New York

You Belong in the East Village

A little bit arty, a little bit punk - you seem to set trends that many people follow.
It's likely that you're an academic of sorts, even if it's just on the weekends.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Meez - Create yourself


My Meez:

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Obscene Interiors - Analysis of interior decorating in amateur porn pictures


Warning: You're probably expecting a nudity warning here, but there is none needed. Nakedness is edited out. It's a shame really.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Bud Uglly Design - Worst. Web Designer. Ever.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Jedi Name

Cast off your old name! Your Jedi name is

FAILI MCWES of the planet Paxil!

Find your Jedi Name!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

My Cat Hates You - Pictures of cats looking completely pissed off.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Draw A Pig Personalily Test - Draw a picture of a pig and then analysis what your drawing says about you.

My pig:



And it means:

You are a realist.
You are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
You are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
They are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ironic Times -news reported with an ironic twist

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

What Faerie Represents Your Soul?


Faerie of Love-- You are the Faerie of love! You are romantic, idealistic, and a dreamer. You believe that one day your soulmate will find you and you will spend the rest of your lives in bliss. You are a kind soul who lives for passion. You are very sensual and very perceptive. You can see through others easily and can feel their emotions as if they were your own. Unlike the Faerie of compassion however, you are more interested in finding happiness for yourself rather than for others.
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Monday, August 14, 2006

The Picto-Personality Test




You are a person who lives in the moment and is passionate about whatever and whoever you love.

When alone, you are introspective. You constantly reflect on your life and the world.

You are laid back. Anything goes, with you.

In the future you will have a good family life and lots of friends.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

A Caricature Maker

Here is me:



It's scary because it looks just like me!

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Spam

Spammers have very interesting names. Here is a list of names I have personally have received spam from:


  • Groucho Marx
  • Onfroi Orel
  • Iraida Gaye
  • Luella Lashawnda
  • Aurelio Dickey
  • Erhart Madrid
  • Gris Meadows
  • Maynord Hobson
  • Starlene Sheffield
  • Carolann Colette

And here is a list of strange subject lines I've received from spammers:

  • Miracle hungerstopping Secret thrilling tighten belt
  • Cash, fishtail drapery
  • l@st l0nger heated & lustful moments
  • Hey baby, found this site and wanted you to check it out first?
  • devastate foil marlborough serendipitous surmise downdraft diplomacy true hemisp...

Monday, August 7, 2006

Oceangram

Send a message in a bottle or receive a message in a bottle.

Saturday, August 5, 2006

Check out all the wonderful stuff that has happened on August 5.

Add at the bottom of the list: Born 1982 - LilyFair

Friday, August 4, 2006

Sorry I haven't posted lately. I had a little medical emergency.

Now, I think is a good time to learn about allergic reactions