Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Random Songs From My Media Player
1. Sunday Morning - No Doubt
2. Romeo and Juliet - Tchaikovsky
3. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
4. Stay - Lisa Loab
5. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
6. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
7. The Way - Fastball
8. It's My Life - No Doubt
9. Main Street Electrical Parade - Disneyland
10. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
2. Romeo and Juliet - Tchaikovsky
3. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
4. Stay - Lisa Loab
5. You Really Got Me - The Kinks
6. Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
7. The Way - Fastball
8. It's My Life - No Doubt
9. Main Street Electrical Parade - Disneyland
10. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Man requests longer prison sentence to match Bird's jersey number
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to -- all because of Larry Bird.
The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.
"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be."
"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Amazingly Dumb Questions
When dogs bark for hours on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?
Can sour cream go bad? If so, how can you tell? Please anser soon, because I have an unopened container in the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of April 1996.
Say you're at a baseball game at home, and the visiting team is up to bat. The batter hits a long line drive heading into the stands: a home run! Now say that everyone in the stands starts blowing in the air as hard as they can. Do you think this would produce enough force to blow the ball back onto the field?
What is the purpose of earlobes besides hanging things on?
In the extreme Northern and Southern Hemispheres, where it is light for half the year and dark for the other half, does a rooser crow only once a year?
Why don't people snore when they are awake?
Why do wet dogs stink while dry ones smell fine?
Dont you think - anatomically speaking - men would be more comfortable in skirts and women in pants?
When I am walking my dog - considering that he has twice as many legs as I do - is he getting twice as much excercise as I am or half as much?
What size were big hail stones before the game of golf was invented?
Has anyone discovered a use for banana skins?
If a new car costs much more than a new tuxedo, how come it costs more to rent a tuxedo?
Why doesn't Mona Lisa have eyebrows?
How does an ant know that he should venture up my truck tire, across the axle, through the engine and into the interior, where I left a doughnut?
Is volcanic ash good to eat?
When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does your nose or someplace else on your face start to itch?
Can you please explain gravity in plain English? I have tried to so some research on the subject, but it always jumps right into mathematics that is way over my head.
If a man jumped into a pool filled with gelatin, would he be able to escape without a ladder? Would it make a difference if the gelatin was in a bunch of little cubes instead of a solid block?
Do fish ever sneeze?
Could leap year be switched from Feb. 29 to June 31? It would give us an extra day of summer and one less day of winter.
Bats hang upside-down all the time. So why don't they get gastric reflux?
Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?
If the Earth were to suddenly stop revolving, what would happen to a 200-pound man standing in an open area? How far would he slide?
Suppose the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow—the bikini or the polka dots?
Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?
When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?
When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.
I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?
I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?
What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?
Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
Can sour cream go bad? If so, how can you tell? Please anser soon, because I have an unopened container in the back of my refrigerator with an expiration date of April 1996.
Say you're at a baseball game at home, and the visiting team is up to bat. The batter hits a long line drive heading into the stands: a home run! Now say that everyone in the stands starts blowing in the air as hard as they can. Do you think this would produce enough force to blow the ball back onto the field?
What is the purpose of earlobes besides hanging things on?
In the extreme Northern and Southern Hemispheres, where it is light for half the year and dark for the other half, does a rooser crow only once a year?
Why don't people snore when they are awake?
Why do wet dogs stink while dry ones smell fine?
Dont you think - anatomically speaking - men would be more comfortable in skirts and women in pants?
When I am walking my dog - considering that he has twice as many legs as I do - is he getting twice as much excercise as I am or half as much?
What size were big hail stones before the game of golf was invented?
Has anyone discovered a use for banana skins?
If a new car costs much more than a new tuxedo, how come it costs more to rent a tuxedo?
Why doesn't Mona Lisa have eyebrows?
How does an ant know that he should venture up my truck tire, across the axle, through the engine and into the interior, where I left a doughnut?
Is volcanic ash good to eat?
When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does your nose or someplace else on your face start to itch?
Can you please explain gravity in plain English? I have tried to so some research on the subject, but it always jumps right into mathematics that is way over my head.
If a man jumped into a pool filled with gelatin, would he be able to escape without a ladder? Would it make a difference if the gelatin was in a bunch of little cubes instead of a solid block?
Do fish ever sneeze?
Could leap year be switched from Feb. 29 to June 31? It would give us an extra day of summer and one less day of winter.
Bats hang upside-down all the time. So why don't they get gastric reflux?
Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?
If the Earth were to suddenly stop revolving, what would happen to a 200-pound man standing in an open area? How far would he slide?
Suppose the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow—the bikini or the polka dots?
Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?
When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?
When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.
I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?
I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?
What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?
Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?
Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
The Safest Rest You Ever Had
The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments
I didn't know the bedroom was a hostile emvironment...I guess it depends on whose bedroom it is
I didn't know the bedroom was a hostile emvironment...I guess it depends on whose bedroom it is
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Batman Loves Robin!
Notice how the other superheros name females, but Batman names Robin. I knew it! I've known it for years! Batman loves Robin!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Saturday, October 8, 2005
Tuesday, October 4, 2005
The Feminism Test
| Gender Abolitionist You scored 100% Gender-Abolitionist, 40% Sexually Liberal, and 40 % Socialist |
| You are the Gender Abolitionist type of feminist. This means that you feel the best way to destroy patriarchal oppression is to rid ourselves of misguided gender roles, and instead live in a society that does not make such marked assumptions about gender differences. The Gender Abolitionist is culturally radical, but rather conservative when it comes to sexual liberation and politics. You have a strong sense of human rights for all. In fact, you are actually a very moral person. You don't see people in terms of gender and are thus very philosophical in order to perceive the world in such a manner. You think people shouldn't identify others in terms of gender. When most people see a person, the first thing they think is "That person is a woman" or "That person is a man", but they do NOT think "That person is a short-fingernail". Most make someone's gender their IDENTITY, but fingernail length would never be considered part of their identity. A gender abolitionist would claim gender should be like fingernail length--it shouldn't be part of someone's identity. By making gender a part of identity, difference is emphasized and oppression is often justified. Thus, gender shouldn't be regarded to such a large extent by society. You are mostly concerned with seeing women become fully equalized with men by eliminating gender roles, as these roles oppress women. |
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| Link: The Feminism Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid |
Sunday, October 2, 2005
Saturday, October 1, 2005
Hello
Do me a favor? Leave a comment? Please? I'm just curious to see if anyone is reading this. You can just say "Hi" and that's it. I've had this blog for six months and have had only three comments. This makes me sad. So, if anyone is out there could you leave a comment. Pweassssse. It's very easy, you'll be asked to confirm to make sure your not an icky spammer and that's it.
Lily "shamelessly whoring for comments" Fair
Lily "shamelessly whoring for comments" Fair
Fixed the Place Up A Bit
New template! Yay! I'm mostly done now, just a few more edits, maybe. I'm still not happy with the side bar (Blue and pink clash! The spacing is funky! I tried to fix it but it didn't work) Anyway, I like it.
Credit goes to:
http://www.w3schools.com/ - Two weeks ago I didn't what html meant and didn't know that there was such as CSS. Still don't know what any of it means, put I now know what to do to make things pink.
http://www.freewebs.com/onceagaintreasures/ - stoled the little fairy pic from there.
Credit goes to:
http://www.w3schools.com/ - Two weeks ago I didn't what html meant and didn't know that there was such as CSS. Still don't know what any of it means, put I now know what to do to make things pink.
http://www.freewebs.com/onceagaintreasures/ - stoled the little fairy pic from there.
Friday, September 30, 2005
PotterPuffs
Two of my favorite things, Harry Potter and Powerpuff Girls, added together to create The Cute!
I wub it!
I wub it!
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Banned Book Week!
Books are dangerous.
They make you think...feel...wonder...
They make you ask questions.
Hey, it's banned book week! Read a banned or challeged book! Imagine while you're reading the book the bunches of people you're pissing off!
A link to book banning links: http://www.georgesuttle.com/censorship/bookbanning.shtml
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Stupidity all on one website
Has all the favorites! Dumb laws. Dumb criminals. Bad Translations. Silly Quotes. Funny Headlines.
http://www.badpets.net/Humor/Dumb/
http://www.badpets.net/Humor/Dumb/
Monday, September 19, 2005
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Monday, September 12, 2005
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Friday, September 9, 2005
Favorite Boy Names
I think boy names are boring but I did my favortie girl names and it's only fair I do boy names too
10. Jordan
9. Nathan
8. Benjamin
7. Edward
6. Christopher
5. Nick
4. Jude
3. William
2. Charles
and
1. James
10. Jordan
9. Nathan
8. Benjamin
7. Edward
6. Christopher
5. Nick
4. Jude
3. William
2. Charles
and
1. James
Tuesday, September 6, 2005
Monday, September 5, 2005
stuff on my cat
Stuff + Cats = Awesome
Ya know, somewhere I think I have a pic of my cat in a lei and grass skirt. I shall look for it
Ya know, somewhere I think I have a pic of my cat in a lei and grass skirt. I shall look for it
Sunday, September 4, 2005
Stone Balls
Indiana Jones!
ETA: That website slams various crackpot theories about the stone balls without explaining the various crackpot theories, so here is a link to the various crackpot theories
ETA: That website slams various crackpot theories about the stone balls without explaining the various crackpot theories, so here is a link to the various crackpot theories
Saturday, September 3, 2005
Friday, September 2, 2005
So Oprah used to be an old white guy...
Oprah's past life
Too funny!
There is also Marilyn Monroe's reincarnation but they don't seem to understand that I'm the reincarnation of Marilyn, born on the 20th anniversary of her death and everything.
Too funny!
There is also Marilyn Monroe's reincarnation but they don't seem to understand that I'm the reincarnation of Marilyn, born on the 20th anniversary of her death and everything.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Internet Classic: All Your Base Are Belong to Us
For a time you could not go anywhere on the internet without seeing the phrase "All your base belong to us." Like many people I just put it down as a silly gaming thing. But here is an explaination!
Turns out it was a silly gaming thing.
Turns out it was a silly gaming thing.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Favorite Girl Names
My Top Ten Favorite Girl Names or what the future little Fairs might be named.
10. Claudia
9. Bridget
8. Veronica
7. Rebecca - but not Becky!
6. Evelyn
5. Sophie or Sophia
4. Kathryn
3. Miranda
2. Audrey
and...
1. Eileen - not suprising "Come on Eileen" is one of my favorite songs
10. Claudia
9. Bridget
8. Veronica
7. Rebecca - but not Becky!
6. Evelyn
5. Sophie or Sophia
4. Kathryn
3. Miranda
2. Audrey
and...
1. Eileen - not suprising "Come on Eileen" is one of my favorite songs
Monday, August 15, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Where I explain why I hate Sk8ter Boi
"Sk8er Boi" - even the title is horrible! Why the 8 in the middle of the word? It's a song title not a license plate. Also, I thought boy spelled "boi" meant the boy was gay. I dunno, maybe I hang out in a different part of the internet than Avril, but from the begining ya know the a boi-girl reletionship is not going to go well.
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say - what's wrong with ballet? (from a girl who took 6 years of ballet)
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes - well have you seen guys in baggy clothes, with the waist of their pants down around their thighs and their boxers showing? It's ridiculous!
He was a skater boy - Remember back to your high school days... where were the skater boys during lunch time? In the parking lot smoking pot! Not boyfriend material at all!
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone - Huh? She didn't go out with the skater boy so now she is a single mother?
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth? - being famous doesn't mean he is a nice person
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy -rhyming boy with...boy. How clever!
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world
I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know - it's been five years and the boy is still writing about the other girl? Avril dear, he's not over her!
Disclaimer: no offense to skater boys. Lyrics found at http://www.lyrics.com.
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say - what's wrong with ballet? (from a girl who took 6 years of ballet)
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes - well have you seen guys in baggy clothes, with the waist of their pants down around their thighs and their boxers showing? It's ridiculous!
He was a skater boy - Remember back to your high school days... where were the skater boys during lunch time? In the parking lot smoking pot! Not boyfriend material at all!
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone - Huh? She didn't go out with the skater boy so now she is a single mother?
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
Skater boy rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth? - being famous doesn't mean he is a nice person
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy -rhyming boy with...boy. How clever!
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy
And Im just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock eachothers world
I'm with the skater boy
I said see you later boy
I'll be back stage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know - it's been five years and the boy is still writing about the other girl? Avril dear, he's not over her!
Disclaimer: no offense to skater boys. Lyrics found at http://www.lyrics.com.
Friday, August 12, 2005
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Monday, August 8, 2005
Vin Diesel is the 4th Dentist out the 5 who doesn't recommend Crest toothpaste
Vin Diesel Facts
Some Favs:
Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.
He once won a staring contest with the famous "Thinker" statue
Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.
Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.
Vin Diesel pushes the next tissue up in the box.
Some Favs:
Vin Diesel is the truth that Jack Nicholson told Tom Cruise he couldn't handle.
He once won a staring contest with the famous "Thinker" statue
Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.
Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film 'Fast & Furious 3'.
Vin Diesel pushes the next tissue up in the box.
Saturday, August 6, 2005
Thursday, August 4, 2005
How Fucked By Bush Are You?
| Pretty fucked 17 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy! |
| You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years. |
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:
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| Link: The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test written by leelander on Ok Cupid |
Dang
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Internet Classic: Numa Numa Dance
Numa Numa!
And an article:
Internet Fame Is a Cruel Mistress for a Dancer
And an article:
Internet Fame Is a Cruel Mistress for a Dancer
Edit: Found better link. Still makes me lol.
By ALAN FEUER and JASON GEORGE, The New York Times
(Feb. 26) - There was a time when embarrassing talents were a purely private matter. If you could sing "The Star Spangled Banner" in the voice of Daffy Duck, no one but your friends and family would ever have to know.
But with the Internet, humiliation - like everything else - has now gone public. Upload a video of yourself playing flute with your nose or dancing in your underwear, and people from Toledo to Turkmenistan can watch.
Here, then, is the cautionary tale of Gary Brolsma, 19, amateur videographer and guy from New Jersey, who made the grave mistake of placing on the Internet a brief clip of himself dancing along to a Romanian pop song. Even in the bathroom mirror, Mr. Brolsma's performance could only be described as earnest but painful.
His story suggests that the quaint days when cultural trinkets, like celebrity sex tapes, were passed around like novels in Soviet Russia are over. It says a little something of the lightning speed at which fame is made these days.
To begin at the beginning:
Mr. Brolsma, a pudgy guy from Saddle Brook, made a video of himself this fall performing a lip-synced version of "Dragostea Din Tei," a Romanian pop tune, which roughly translates to "Love From the Linden Trees." He not only mouthed the words, he bounced along in what he called the "Numa Numa Dance" - an arm-flailing, eyebrow-cocked performance executed without ever once leaving the chair.
In December, the Web site newgrounds.com, a clearinghouse for online videos and animation, placed a link to Mr. Brolsma on its home page and, soon, there was a river of attention. "Good Morning America" came calling and he appeared. CNN and VH1 broadcast the clip. Parodists tried their own Numa Numa dances online. By yesterday, the Brolsma rendition of "Love From the Linden Trees" had attracted nearly two million hits on the original Web site alone.
It was just as Diane Sawyer said on her television program: "Who knows where this will lead?"
Nowhere, apparently. For, in Mr. Brolsma's case, the river became a flood.
He has now sought refuge from his fame in his family's small house on a gritty street in Saddle Brook. He has stopped taking phone calls from the news media, including The New York Times. He canceled an appearance on NBC's "Today." According to his relatives, he mopes around the house.
What's worse is that no one seems to understand.
"I said, 'Gary this is your one chance to be famous - embrace it,' " said Corey Dzielinski, who has known Mr. Brolsma since the fifth grade. Gary Brolsma is not the first guy to rocket out of anonymity on a starship of embarrassment. There was William Hung, the Hong Kong-born "American Idol" reject, who sang and danced so poorly he became a household name. There was Ghyslain Raza, the teenage Québécois, who taped himself in a mock light-saber duel and is now known as the Star Wars Kid.
In July 2003, Mr. Raza's parents went so far as to sue four of his classmates, claiming they had placed the clip of him online without permission. "Ghyslain had to endure and still endures today, harassment and derision," according to the lawsuit, first reported in The Globe and Mail of Toronto.
Mr. Brolsma has no plans to sue, his family said - mainly because he would have to sue himself. In fact, they wish he would bask a little in his celebrity.
"I don't know what's wrong with him," his grandfather, Kalman Telkes, a Hungarian immigrant, said the other day while taking out the trash.
The question remains why two million people would want to watch a doughy guy in glasses wave his arms around online to a Romanian pop song.
"It definitely has to be something different," said Tom Fulp, president and Webmaster of newgrounds.com.
"It's really time and place."
"The Numa Numa dance," he said, sounding impressed. "You see it and you kind of impulsively have to send it to your friends."
There is no way to pinpoint the fancy of the Internet, but in an effort to gauge Mr. Brolsma's allure, the Numa Numa dance was shown to a classroom of eighth graders at Saddle Brook Middle School - the same middle school that he attended, in fact.
The students' reactions ranged from envious to unimpressed. "That's stupid," one of them said. "What else does he do?" a second asked. A third was a bit more generous: "I should make a video and become famous."
The teacher, Susan Sommer, remembered Mr. Brolsma. He was a quiet kid, she said, with a good sense of humor and a flair for technology.
"Whenever there were computer problems, Gary and Corey would fix them for the school," she said.
His friends say Mr. Brolsma has always had a creative side. He used to make satirical Prozac commercials on cassette tapes, for instance. He used to publish a newspaper with print so small you couldn't read it with the naked eye.
"He was always very out there - he's always been ambitious," said Frank Gallo, a former classmate. "And he's a big guy, but he's never been ashamed."
Another friend, Randal Reiman, said: "I've heard a lot of people say it's not that impressive - it doesn't have talent. But I say, Who cares?"
These days, Mr. Brolsma shuttles between the house and his job at Staples, his family said. He is distraught, embarrassed. His grandmother, Margaret Telkes, quoted him as saying, just the other day, "I want this to end."
And yet the work lives on. Mr. Fulp, the Webmaster, continues to receive online homages to the Numa Numa dance. The most recent showed what seemed to be a class of computer students singing in Romanian and, in unison, waving their hands.
Mr. Reiman figures the larger world has finally caught on to Gary Brolsma.
"He's been entertaining us for years," he said, "so it's kind of like the rest of the world is realizing that Gary can make you smile."
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Depression Quiz
http://psychcentral.com/depquiz.htm
I got a 26 - mild depression
Last time I got 11 - possible depression
I'm
going
down
I got a 26 - mild depression
Last time I got 11 - possible depression
I'm
going
down
Thursday, July 21, 2005
George B. Goof
What goof you ask, there are so many. Last night the Late Show with David Letterman featured a clip of a speech of George's saying he was doing everything in his power to protect airplanes, bridges and "nuclear power pants."
That cracks me up!
That cracks me up!
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
Humanzee?
Last night I saw a program on the Discovery Channel about Oliver the "humanzee," a possible human/chimp hybrid. Genetic tests proved Oliver was a just a chimp, but a really weird looking chimp. Anyway, I still thought is was pretty interesting and the thought of real human/chimp hybrids is just too scary.
Some links about Oliver:
http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_chimpanzee
Some links about Oliver:
http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_the_chimpanzee
Saturday, July 2, 2005
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Monday, June 27, 2005
Friday, June 24, 2005
A brainteaser
A father and his son were involved in a car accident in which the father was killed and the son was seriously injured. The father was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident and his body was taken to a local mortuary. The son was taken by ambulance to a hospital and was immediately wheeled into an operating room. A surgeon was called. Upon seeing the patient, the attending surgeon exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's my son!"
Can You explain this? (Keep in mind that the father who was killed in the accident is not a stepfather, nor is the attending physician the boy's stepfather.
click on comments to see answer
Can You explain this? (Keep in mind that the father who was killed in the accident is not a stepfather, nor is the attending physician the boy's stepfather.
click on comments to see answer
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Star Wars Country Songs
Return of the Sith country love songs:
"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"
"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"
"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"
"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"
"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"
"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"
"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"
"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"
"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"
From www.fametracker.com
"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"
"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"
"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"
"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"
"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"
"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"
"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"
"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"
"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"
From www.fametracker.com
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Dumb Things People Say
http://therussler.tripod.com/dtps/index.html
Warning: Some of the backround wallpaper on the pages is painful to look at.
Warning: Some of the backround wallpaper on the pages is painful to look at.
Wednesday, June 8, 2005
Tuesday, June 7, 2005
notMENSA
Are You Stupid Enough to Join notMensa?
To bad I'm too smart:
Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198
( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )
Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.
Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.
Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)
Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.
Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.
Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.
Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God
notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society
To bad I'm too smart:
Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198
( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )
Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.
Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.
Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)
Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.
Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.
Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.
Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God
notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society
Saturday, June 4, 2005
Friday, June 3, 2005
Are You Republican?
33% Republican. | "You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on." |
Global Personality
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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personality tests by similarminds.com
Lightsabres!
Your Lightsaber is Blue
Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Thursday, June 2, 2005
Belief-O-Mactic
What religion fits you best?
1. Secular Humanism (100%) - The describtion pretty much describes my belifes
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Jainism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
18. Hinduism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
20. Scientology (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Sikhism (29%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%) - lol the actual Church I was baptized into.
1. Secular Humanism (100%) - The describtion pretty much describes my belifes
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Jainism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
18. Hinduism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
20. Scientology (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Sikhism (29%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%) - lol the actual Church I was baptized into.
Wednesday, June 1, 2005
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You've never been afraid to learn the lessons of history, which is why your solution to everything is nuking Japan.
yes..well, Leo's are known for being temperamental
You've never been afraid to learn the lessons of history, which is why your solution to everything is nuking Japan.
yes..well, Leo's are known for being temperamental
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Your Inner Fairy
You are a faerie of the flame. You tend to lose
your temper at the littlest thing, hot-headed.
You're a loyal friend to those who can
understand your raging moods. You're social
though claim not to be. You are no one else but
yourself and sometimes you try to hard to be
just that. You're a passionate friend, and
would do almost anything for those you care
for.
What's your inner Faerie?
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Monday, May 30, 2005
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Dionaea House
Creepy internet story Dionaea House
and it involves blogspot!
and if you get too scared here is the afterword
and it involves blogspot!
and if you get too scared here is the afterword
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Monday, May 23, 2005
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Friday, May 13, 2005
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
The Renaissance Fair Edition
Went to the RenFair this past weekend. Saw some ...interesting* things. This is the forth year I've gone and I have to say, this was the most interesting* visit I have had.
*Freaky as hell
Some shows I saw:
Knights of Avalon Full Contact Joust
The knight I rooted for. He lost. Was good and funny but not as good as last year's knight. Last year's knight had that Draco Malfory blond bad/pretty boy thing going on and said things like "I shall cut off my enemies heads' and use their skulls to make festive candy dishes!"
The Poxy Boggards
The Belles of Bedlam were a I saw the most disturbing thing ever. Not in the show, the show was fine, but in the audience. Um...lets just say white trash drunk before noon. Yikes!
Sound and Fury Heehee. Also, Shelby I love you!
Stores:
Ye Bag Wench Bought a hat. Am wearing it right now
The Alchemist Tree Soapsmiths Eastern Tisane in the best scent
*Freaky as hell
Some shows I saw:
Knights of Avalon Full Contact Joust
The knight I rooted for. He lost. Was good and funny but not as good as last year's knight. Last year's knight had that Draco Malfory blond bad/pretty boy thing going on and said things like "I shall cut off my enemies heads' and use their skulls to make festive candy dishes!"
The Poxy Boggards
The Belles of Bedlam were a I saw the most disturbing thing ever. Not in the show, the show was fine, but in the audience. Um...lets just say white trash drunk before noon. Yikes!
Sound and Fury Heehee. Also, Shelby I love you!
Stores:
Ye Bag Wench Bought a hat. Am wearing it right now
The Alchemist Tree Soapsmiths Eastern Tisane in the best scent
Smited!
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
brought to you by
Friday, May 6, 2005
Mumbo Jumbo
| Bodhisattva By the GODS! You scored 79%! |
| You're probably a pretty chill person. We are here and that is that. You realize some truths about reality and existence -and you are comfortable with your place in the world. For the most part, you have no objections to being who and what you are. Congratulations, you're probably a re-incarnated enlightened master. You should found your own school of higher learning or spiritual mastery. |
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This test tracked 1 variable How the score compared to the other people's:
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| Link: The Existentialist Mumbo Jumbo Test written by ariesfire79 on Ok Cupid |
Tuesday, May 3, 2005
Monday, May 2, 2005
Forbes 15 Richest Fictional Characters.
All estimates are in current US Dollars.
1. Santa Claus: - Unlimited
2. Richie Rich: - 24.7 billion
3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks: - 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck: - 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III: - 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka: - 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne: - 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor: - 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing: - 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger: - 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns: - 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane: - 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil: - 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko: - 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby: - 600 million
1. Santa Claus: - Unlimited
2. Richie Rich: - 24.7 billion
3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks: - 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck: - 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III: - 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka: - 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne: - 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor: - 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing: - 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger: - 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns: - 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane: - 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil: - 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko: - 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby: - 600 million
The pineapples are lovely tonight
French: Les ananas sont jolis ce soir - Pineapples are pretty this evening
German: Die Ananas sind heute Abend nett - The pineapple are nice tonight
Portuguese: Os abacaxis são encantadores esta noite - No translation
Russian: Ананасы прекрасны сегодня вечером - Pineapples are fine tonight
Spanish: Las piñas son encantadoras esta noche - The pineapples are charming this night
http://translation.paralink.com/
German: Die Ananas sind heute Abend nett - The pineapple are nice tonight
Portuguese: Os abacaxis são encantadores esta noite - No translation
Russian: Ананасы прекрасны сегодня вечером - Pineapples are fine tonight
Spanish: Las piñas son encantadoras esta noche - The pineapples are charming this night
http://translation.paralink.com/
Sunday, May 1, 2005
Yo, quotes!
More quotes I've collected
I try to stay in bed for at least 10 minuted to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face, check my karma and get my balance for the day - Drew Barrymore quoted in People magazine
It's never too soon to start being finished - Gail Carson Levine, Enchanted Ella
If you can't beate them, arrange to have them beaten - Grocho Marx,
She only said no once and that was because she didn't hear the question - 42 Street, description of Anytime Annie
Sure God created man before woman...but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece - unknown
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole
Never moon a werewolf - Barbara Paul
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Mark Twain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin
Dyslexics of the world - untie! - unknown
Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - unknown
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
I try to stay in bed for at least 10 minuted to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face, check my karma and get my balance for the day - Drew Barrymore quoted in People magazine
It's never too soon to start being finished - Gail Carson Levine, Enchanted Ella
If you can't beate them, arrange to have them beaten - Grocho Marx,
She only said no once and that was because she didn't hear the question - 42 Street, description of Anytime Annie
Sure God created man before woman...but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece - unknown
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole
Never moon a werewolf - Barbara Paul
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Mark Twain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin
Dyslexics of the world - untie! - unknown
Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - unknown
I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
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