Warning: Nudity


Ellen von Unwerth - fashion photographer

Twisted Princesses - Disney princesses with a dark twist

My Play Count

Here are the songs I listen to the most:

• "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand
• "What You Waiting For?" - Gwen Stefani
• "C.Q." - Clinic
• "Beating Heart Baby" - Head Automatica
• "Crazy" - Gnarles Barkley
• "Seven One Eight" - Fannypack
• "Move Your Feet" - Junior Senior
• "Get A Choco" - Pine*Am
• "Circling The Sun" - The Orange Peels
• "I Belive In A Thing Called Love" - The Darkness

Nerd Lizard

Ten Amazing Staircases

Make Your Own Jackson Pollock Style Painting - just click!

Find The Colors of Your Rainbow Quiz

Your rainbow is shaded indigo and brown.

What is says about you: You are a deep thinking person. You appreciate cities, technology, and other great things people have created. You feel closer to people when you understand their imperfections. Friends count on you for being honest and insightful.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

The Nietzsche Family Circus - a random Family Circus panel paired with a random Nietzache quote

Any Lap Will Do

Model Comp Cards - from 1965-1990

behold the 80's hair

How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth?

$4890.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site

Happy Halloween

Spend the evening reading some Creepy Pasta.

Classic Movie Bloopers

Highlight: A cursing Olivia de Havilland!

If Celebrities Were Little

Harry Potter Dress Up Game

Here's me:

Ima Let You Finish - Kanye must share his opinion

Face Memory Test

My score:

Part 1: 100%
Part 2: 75%

So, I'll remeber your face, but I won't know from where.

I Made A Heart!

Netflix Origami - Make art with Netflix envelope flap.

In Preparation For Halloween

Creepy Stuff On The Web

Number one - creeps me out because it reminds me of a big mechanical spider.
Number ten - the first picture in the linked article is the stuff of nightmares. I do not need to see a dead child with open eyes propped up at a window!

Which Screwed Up Celebrity Do You Most Resemble? Quiz

miinty sticks - very cute fanart featuring characters from Harry Potter, Merlin, Twilight, and other fandoms

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. How Can It Be - Forever Thursday
2. Start The Fire - No Doubt
3. Wait For Me - Dean & Britta
4. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
5. The Way - Fastball
6. Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk
7. Pink Elephant - Cherry Poppin' Dadies
8. Bamboo Banga - M.I.A
9. Fortune Teller - Robert Plant & Allison Krauss
10. It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown

Wedding Dresses

Sometimes I can be such a girly girl. I had a dream last night that I was trying on wedding dresses. The dream inspired me to go looking for wedding dresses on line. I found this Wedding Dress Creator and made my own dress for fun.

My Dress:

What Beatles Song Are You?

You Are Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

You are creative, imaginative, and more than a little trippy. You see the world with an artist's eye. Sometimes the craziest little details inspire or amuse you. You can get lost in your own daydreams, which can be vivid, colorful, and downright bizarre. You're drawn toward imaginary worlds and outlandish thoughts. You like to play with ideas, even when the results are a bit strange.

What Beatles Song Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

People of Walmart - strange people can be found at Walmart.

I don't go to Walmart often because I always seem to have panic attacks when I go (maybe I'm allergic to weirdos?). Anyway, the most memorable Walmart person I've seen was an old guy who looked just like an old timey prospector. He looked like this gold rush reenactor guy. He had the beard and floppy hat and everything. Very strange.

Oh La La

I love this music video and must share:

Link

I want a glittery glam band!

How California Are You? Quiz

You Are 40% California

You're not from California - don't try to game this quiz!

How California Are You?

Despite being born and raised in California, I am not Californian after all.

8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk

10 Facsinating Castles

Including Neuschwanstein Castle:

Listen To The Kitties

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Wikipedia Band Meme

Directions:
1. Go to the Wikipedia home page. ( It's listed under "Links" to the right)
2. Click random article. That is your band's name.
3. Click random article again. That is your album name.
4. Click random article 15 more times. Those are the tracks on your album.

My results:
Band Name: Heat Fixation
Album Name: Rio de Onor

Tracks:

1. Roxey Ann Caplin
2. Faust
3. Boonoo Boonoo
4. Newtownards
5. Gravity's Rainbow
6. Wilfried Klaus
7. LuxConnect
8. 100 Centre Street
9. Serial Thriller
10. 313
11. Matthew Delicâte
12. Young Hearts
13. Somalia, Wake Up
14. Rafi
15. Braindrainer

The Wedding Dress Test

Your Dress Says You're Upscale Stylish

Your Personal Style: Classic and elegant. You prefer to make a statement with a few quality pieces. Your Ideal Wedding: Traditional and formal, but not tacky. You think the most beautiful weddings are understated. Your Philosophy on Marriage: It's a serious commitment, and the couple entering it should be ready to work for their relationship. Your Perfect Marriage: Is calm, stable, deep, and meaningful.

The Wedding Dress Test

Captain EO

Michael Jackson fans that were unable to visit any Disney theme parks in the 1980s or early 1990s might not have never seen this. Captain EO was a short 3-D movie that was shown in Tomorrowland, and it stared Michael Jackson as a dancing and singing space ship captain. Captain EO was part of my family's Disneyland visiting ritual. We would eat lunch at the Tomorrowland Terrace, then watch Captain EO while our food digested. We would then go on
Space Mountain.

Warning: Very 1980s. You might grow a mullet from just watching this.

Part 1:



Part 2:

Evil Bakers

Chocolate Butt

These people have the worst luck

Item Not As Described - Nobody wants your old crap

I thought Photoshop was supposed to improve pictures

Wake Up Your Cat - pictures of cats that have just woken up

15 Mean Captchas

Hee hee

My Netflix Queue

Not my complete queue because there is almost 300 movies in my list, but here are the first ten.

I currently have Anatomy of a Murder.

Top movies in my queue:

• Designing Women
• The Harvey Girls
• Murder on the Orient Express
• The Towering Inferno
• Now, Voyager
• Donnie Darko
• Das Boot
• Sideways
• Charade

Ducks Everywhere!

This Peanut Looks Like A Duck

Advice From People Peeing

Ask A Urinal

Awkward Family Photos

Senior Institution Bid Moderately

Random Phrase Generator

"just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them"

Text From Last Night

I had lunch with a snowman on your car because I'm cool like that.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to..
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help..
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Hipsters = Assholes?

Warning: cookie porn


Girl Scout Cookies in Love

Art History, LOL

You Suck At Craigslist

Gen. JC Christian - patroit and Amazon.com book reviewer

Make Your Own Music!

Beat Me Up!

Fight My Brute

Real Books That Look Like Fake Books

This Picture? Makes No Sense!

Picture Is Unrelated

Which Baby Animal Are You? Quiz

Quizzes Girls Games

What Does Your Profile Pic Mean?

What Would You Taste Like? Quiz

Created by Recipe Star

Fuck My Life - when life goes wrong

Modelinia - everything you need to know about fashion models.

Who knew Siri Tollerod was such a cutie pie?

I Dont Know Why The Hamster Has A Bottle...

...but it sure is cute

What Language Should You Learn? Quiz

You Should Learn Swedish

Fantastisk! You're laid back about learning a language - and about life in general. Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you... And you won't even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around!

What Language Should You Learn?

Art Magick - pretty 19th century art

10 Random Songs From My Media Player

1. White Wedding - Billy Idol
2. Your Woman - Whitetown
3. Patty Hearst - Stereo Total
4. Do You Want To Know A Secret - The Beatles
5. I Got Rhythm - Judy Garland
6. Do Your Thing - Basement Jaxx
7. I'm Going Down - Mary J. Blige
8. You'll See - Madonna
9. Plastis Wafers - Of Montreal
10. What You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani

The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts

From the Bible

The Overpowering Cuteness of Kittens

Mardi Gras!

The horse is innocent!

A pin-up website

Happy Valentine's Day

Watermelon Art

Six Word Stories

The spiel: I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a pictures that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. Save them to your computer and have fun.



80 x 80:

1.) 2.) 3.)

1.)alternative for this icon
2.) ----
3.) artist: Rolf Armstrong

4.) 5.) 6.)

4.) ----
5.) ----
6.) Eiffel Tower


7.) 8.) 9.)

7.) ----
8.) Jeanne Hebuterne
9). Attack of the Crab Monsters


10.) 11.) 12.)

10.) ----
11.) ----
12.) ---


100 x 100:

13.) 14.) 15.)

13.) Beauty Nymph
14.) ----
15.) Cacheral ad

16.) 17.) 18.)

16.) ----
17.) Baccarat ad
18.) Baccarat ad

Cat Vs. Xylophone

Xylophone wins!

How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

30 Error Messages You Never Want To See

In 2893 Your Name Would Be: Iara Emi

And You Would Be: Telepathic

If You Were Born in 2893

What is that?

Face Your Manga

Here's me: