Who's Your Daddy

Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney

What You Call Him: Papi Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland

Who's Your Daddy?

But do we go hunting? At Disneyland?

Blogger Code

My blogger code is:
B5 d- t- k++ s+ u-- f i o- x- e- l+ c++

Which decodes to:

I've been blogging for 1-1.5 years. I don't own a domain, but I have my own web address. I use Blogger, BigBlogTool, or similar service to update a blogspot, Geocities, or other hosted site; or I use diaryland, livejournal, or another service with built-in updating and content management. I have so many links I couldn't possibly read them all on a regular basis and/or I nearly always add a link to a site that has linked to mine. I usually check my stats about once a day but I don't keep any records or running tallies. I don't link to, nor read, any of the standard A-list blogs (Megnut, Kottke, Robot Wisdom, etc.). In fact, I've never heard of 'em. I try to post once a day, but it doesn't always happen, and that's no big deal. I blog from either home or work, but only after my work is done and when I get some free time. I blog mostly links to other web articles and other blogs. I might flirt a little with other bloggers, but anything beyond that is out of the question. I haven't posted, and don't plan on posting, any photos of myself on my blog. I usually check out most of the surveys I run across, but I only blog the results if I find them interesting or favorable. Nobody I know offline knows about my blog, and I plan on keeping it that way.

Edited on 8/8/06

The 7 Up mascot will read your mind!

Eyes Are Windows To Your Soul

RAVEN EYES

You have Raven
Eyes!
Positive Traits: Intellectual,
Wise, Experienced, Honest,
Trustworthy
Negative Traits:
Pompous, Condescending, Withdrawn,
Pessimistic, Depressed

Your eyes are the windows to your soul. What type of eyes do you have?
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My Play Count

I looked thru my play count on my media player to find out which songs I listen to the most.

The songs are:

• "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet - best song eva!
• "Hey Ya!" by Outkast - also best song eva!
• "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers
• "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks
• "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes
• "99 Luftballoons" by Nena - best song about a nuclear holocaust eva!
• "Lovefool" by The Cardigans
• "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior - again best song eva!
• "Heart of Glass" by Blondie
• "I Need to Know" by Marc Anthony - Do I really listen to this song that much? I don't even like Marc Anthony! How strange
• "Come on Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners - more best song eva!

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear
sound cat vomit hairball
somewhere will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

Just In Time To Be Late For Valentine's Day

Romactic icons/avatars

The spiel: I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a pictures that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

1.) 2.) 3.)
4.) 5.) 6.)

1. Harlot in her Heart
2. Backlash
3. Crime D'Amour
4. Keyhole Peeper
5. Bel Ami
6. Nina

7.) 8.) 9.)
10.) 11.) 12.)

7. Alternative for this pic
8. Amorous
9. Butterfield 8
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13.) 14.) 15.)

16.) 17.) 18.)

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15. House Party
16. Passionate Fool
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18. Liana


19.) 20.)

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20. --- And for the last one a little dangerous love

Warning: Some Nudity


Strange Sisters - vintage lesbian paperback book covers

and...

Gay On The Range - vintage gay paperback book covers

Pooh Puppy

Your merry blogger:




Icon Maker

Brain hurting fanfic pairings generator - Pair up random characters from your movies, books, etc.

Some pairings I got:

General Grievous (SW)/Viola (Twelfth Night)

Shakespeare/Dr. Romano (ER)

Baron von Frankenstein/J.D. (Scrubs)

Jay Sherman (The Critic)/Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Tom Riddle (Harry Potter)/Miguel (Road to El Dorado)

?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

First Stop Bipedal Motion, Next Stop The World!

It seems some octopuses like to walk around on two legs. Includes cool/creepy video of a strolling octopus

Learn To Be Pretentious

Learn to fake an appreciation for art!

Make A Personal Slogan

Cute Overload - Pictures of cute baby animals!

Cultural Differences Explained

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Icons/Avatars

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

1.) 2.) 3.)

4.) 5.) 6.)

1. Blonde Baggage
2. The Day the Universe Came - This is a furry's dream come true, I think
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4. Gay Traders
5. There is an alternetive to this pic here
6. Little Caesar

7.) 8.) 9.)

10.) 11.) 12.)

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11. White Fawn
12. Frisky and French

13.) 14.) 15.)

16.) 17.) 18.)

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18. Dennis the Menace


19.) 20.)

19. Dennis the Mence 2
2o. Aphrodite

More later because I have a lot more to share. Pin-up girls, various celebrities, fantasy art...

The Heroine With Three Arms

A romance novel cover featuring a girl with something extra.

Fanfic Generator

Generate strange ideas for fanfic

I generated:

This fanfic is about Admiral James T. Kirk (Star Trek movieverse) as a salesperson. Important to the plot: The Dragon Balls.

This fanfic is about Gabrielle (Xena) fighting the cast of Everwood with giant robots. Important to the plot: A mysterious briefcase

This fanfic is about Jefferson Smith (Mr. Smith Goes To Washington) fighting the cast of Grease with super science. - I want to see Jimmy Stewart kick Olivia Newton-John's ass!

This fanfic is about Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter) fighting the cast of The Princess Diaries with hidden psychic powers.

The Prettiness Of It All

The Costumer's Manifesto - History of fashion

I thing I like to do when I am bored is go to the Timeline, pick and era and look at all the pretty pictures

www.japander.com/ - Japanese comericals made by Hollywood stars. Watch your favorite star make a fool of themselves on Japanese TV!

Since LJdrama hasn't updated in ages, I've had to get my internet drama fix from elsewhere.

Fandom Wank if for fandom related drama. Because fighting over TV shows/books/movies/etc. is serious business.

Other Than Fandom Wank is, well, everything that isn't fandom. Furies, racists and feminists! Oh my!

Otaku Avatar Maker

http://www.moeruavatar.com/index_en.shtml

The character I made:








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