Soothing Sounds CDs

In the world of relaxation tapes, there isn't much beyond running streams, beaches, gentle forests, and a few other bland topics. Frankly, listening to the same waterfall over and over again is boring and hardly relaxing

Free Online Pregnancy Test! - Uses advanced technology to detect pregnancy, the baby's sex and the baby daddy.

Birth Certificate:

He Has A Floor!

Christmas In Paris Picture Tour

To everyone that celebrates Christmas: Merry Christmas!
To everyone that doesn't celebrate Christmas, but another winter holiday: Happy Holidays!
To everyone that doesn't celebrate any holiday, but got the day off anyway because the place they work is closed: Free day off! Go you!
To everyone else: Hi!

Elevator Floor Illusion - An elevator with the floor painted to look like it doesn't have a floor.

I Have Flocks Of Ducks

Rude Tongue Twisters

Kitty

A short clip of my kitty playing with the camara strap

The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors

Stupid Comics - scans from some of the stupidest comic books ever created.

Passing in the Night

What's In A Name?

Company Mergers

How's Your Taste In Music? Quiz

Your Taste in Music:

80's R&B: High Influence 90's Pop: High Influence Adult Alternative: High Influence 90's Rock: Medium Influence Classic Rock: Medium Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

The Dangers of Banana Peels

Vintage health and safety posters from India

Get Your Stinking Paws Off Me, You Damned Dirty LilyFair

The Movie Quote Generator - insert your name into a famous movie quote.

Would You Survive A Horror Movie? Quiz

Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

Mickey Al Fresco

A 700-year-old fresco bearing an uncanny resemblance to Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse has been discovered in Austria.

The Earth Is Full Of Naked People

Naked people found awhile using Google Earth

How Many Have Your Name?

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Don't I count?

Star Wars Rock

The Queen Bee

Baby Pictures!

I want out!



Wearing a funny hat



Sleeping



Synchronized pooping



Brotherly love



Wahh! My box

What Tarot Card Are You? Quiz

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Gallery of the Absurd - art inspired by celebrity gossip

What American Acent Do You Have?

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The Inland North
North Central
The West
The South
Philadelphia
Boston
The Northeast
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Ahhh! The 1970s!

It came from the 1971 Sears Catalog!

Color Quiz

LilyFair took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Longs for sensitive and sympathetic understanding ..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

What's Your Political Persuasion? Quiz

Just for election time!

You Are a Conservative Democrat

Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly. You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong. It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values. Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts.

What's Your Political Persuasion?

What Kind Of Soldier Are You? Quiz

You scored as Civilian. You're a civilian. Not a soldier, period. You don't enjoy fighting. And more or less think all the people who do are retrads who need to use thier brains more than thier brawn. Beware the day will come when even peace lovers and budhist monks will pick up shotguns in defence. PEACE OUT!!! Civilian 69% Engineer 56% Special Ops 50% Artillery/Armor 50% Support Gunner 50% Officer 44% Combat Infantry 38% Medic 25% Which soldier type are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Adopt A Microbe

Ancient Japanese Proverb

What Famous Leader Are You? Quiz

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Longest Joke Ever...

...and it does go on forever

Yes, I did read the whole thing and even lol'ed at the lame punchline

Happy Halloween!

Eye Of A Needle

Willard Wigan - An artist that makes tiny sculptures that fit in an eye of a needle, a pinhead, a grain of salt, etc.




Edit: New Link

Confused this I headline read

Get your fairy name!

Me:

Your fairy is called Bramble Icewitch
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.
She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking.
She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has icy blue butterfly wings.

Celebrity Match

Guy:

Your celebrity match is Jake Gyllenhaal. You like your men shy and charming. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Girl:

Your celebrity match is Natalie Portman. You like your women sweet and cute. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

I'm Red

You Are 20% Capitalist, 80% Socialist

You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

Bonjour!

Ah! So this is the new blog design. I call it "LilyFair's Internet Adventures, version 4: Paris."

Nice.

Banner is from this site.

Icon from Declan McCullagh Photography

If anyone has any suggestions or comments, please leave a comment.

Merci!



PS: I case anyone was wondering past versions were:

version 1 - the standard Black Minima template
version 2 - Pink Fairy
version 3 - Marilyn

The doctor wants to examine my what?

Here are ten random songs from my media player:

1. Frenchy, I'm Faking - Architecture In Helsinki
2. Carmen Suite 2 - Bizet
3. Earth Angel - Death Cab For A Cutie
4. Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring
5. Bizarre Love Triangle - Frente!
6. Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
7. Keep Fishin' - Weezer
8. A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley
9. Trouble - Elvis Presley
10. Avenue B - Gogol Bordello

What Sky Are You?

I'm an Evening Sky.



Cool and comforting, you're a brisk evening sky. You figure you've got the same number of hours every day, why waste them sleeping late or hitting the bed early? The most active hours of the day your comfort zone; morning and night are simply time to warm up and cool down.

What sky are you?

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes

Humorous Monster Generator - Create some scary, funny monsters for Halloween.

My monsters:

Ambush Pigeon
Chihuahua of the West
Mystic Mouse
Skeleton of the Outhouse
Touchy-Feely Succubus

Star Wars Origami

Yoda made out of folded paper.

How cool is that!

How geeky is that!

It's almost Halloween and I'm sure everyone has put some thought in what costume they are wearing, but has anyone thought of what their dog will be wearing?

I'm The Devil

You scored as XV: The Devil. Despite its fearsome appearance, The Devil is a card of weakness. It is one of the few cards in the Tarot deck that almost always has negative connotations when it occurs in a reading. When the Devil appears in a Tarot spread it can represent lack of achievement through negative thoughts. It suggests character flaws such as greed, bitterness and authoritarianism. All these things can ultimately destroy a person. The rest of the Tarot spread will determine whether or not the querent will overcome their problems or continue blindly on. XV: The Devil 69% XI: Justice 63% II - The High Priestess 56% 0 - The Fool 56% XIX: The Sun 50% XVI: The Tower 50% VI: The Lovers 44% I - Magician 44% X - Wheel of Fortune 44% III - The Empress 38% XIII: Death 31% IV - The Emperor 31% VIII - Strength 25% Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

How White and Nerdy Are You?

I guess that's about right because I'm not white and I identify more with Dorks than Nerds.

www.scarlettchou.com -Pretty digital art.

Removable you say?

Yay!

Your Mommy Is Madonna

What You Call Her: Mummy What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

Who's Your Mommy?

Heh. Actually she's a month older than me real mommy.

Also, by calling her mummy, I guess I picked up her fake British accent.

What Kind of Cat Are You?

Get Your Own Pagan Name!

I'm Europa Thor Earth

What type of man are you attracted to?

THE MONEY-MAKER: You are attracted to men with material means. You love when they shower you with gifts and money. You love the man who is driven, ambitious, and at the top. You could never settle for the bottom-feeder.
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What Kind Of Smart?

All-Around Smart You are all-around smart. Essentially, that means that you are a good combination of your own knowledge and experience, along with having learned through instruction - and you are equally as good with theoretical things as you are with real-world, applied things. You have a well-rounded brain. 20% applied intelligence 40% learned intelligence

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Classic Stars

I collect icons. More icons than I'll ever need. I see a picture I like, I save it, I crop it, I resize it. They have been taking up space on my hard drive forever and I've decided to share them. I don't have photoshop so they are not fancy, just a picture that I liked. You can use them for bases and spiffy them up yourself. They are 80 x 80, or as close to that as I could get without distorting the image. Save them to your computer and have fun.

Here are icons of classic Hollywood stars.



Audrey Hepburn:




Carman Miranda:




Lana Turner:



Rita Hayworth:




Susan Hayward:




Variation on a theme


Miscellaneous:

1.) 2.) 3.)

1.) Gene Tierney
2.) Greer Garson
3.) Jane Russell


4.) 5.) 6.)

4.) Jean Rogers
5.) Katherine Hepburn
6.) Lauren Bacall


7.) 8.) 9.)

7.) Marilyn Monroe
8.) Roslind Russell
10.) Mryna Loy