Cyborg Name Generator

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A brainteaser

A father and his son were involved in a car accident in which the father was killed and the son was seriously injured. The father was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident and his body was taken to a local mortuary. The son was taken by ambulance to a hospital and was immediately wheeled into an operating room. A surgeon was called. Upon seeing the patient, the attending surgeon exclaimed, "Oh my God, it's my son!"

Can You explain this? (Keep in mind that the father who was killed in the accident is not a stepfather, nor is the attending physician the boy's stepfather.


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Someone keeps stealing my letters...

Was it you?!

Star Wars Country Songs

Return of the Sith country love songs:

"You're So Beautiful (Only Because I'm So In Love With You)"

"Do It To Me One More Time (Like You Did By The Lake At Naboo)"

"You Had Me At 'I Will Not Condone A Course Of Action That Will Lead Us To War'"

"Naboo Nights (Tatooine Mornings)"

"They Told Me To Let Go Of Everything I Loved (But I Couldn't Let Go Of You)"

"Sometimes Love Makes You Do Crazy Things, Like Slaughter A Bunch of Younglings"

"I Don't Like Sand (But I Do Love You)"

"Remember When We First Met And I Was Only Ten Years Old?"

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (You Looked Exactly The Same As You Do Now. It's Weird.)"

"My Love Burns Hotter Than My Legless Torso Right Now"

From www.fametracker.com

Too Cute

A baby hippo and a turtle have found friendship

Who's on first?

classic!

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Dumb Things People Say

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Warning: Some of the backround wallpaper on the pages is painful to look at.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You must learn to stop screaming "Rape! Rape!" at the top of your lungs. Everyone can see perfectly well what you're doing without the grandstanding narration.

notMENSA

Are You Stupid Enough to Join notMensa?

To bad I'm too smart:

Score: 100 %
I.Q.: 198

( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )

Personality: You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.

Self Esteem: Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.

Emotional: due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)

Honesty: You are an outstanding member of society.

Other Traits: Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.

Disorders: Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.

Career Suitability: President, Artist, Historian, God

notmensa membership: Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society

da Gingerbread MAN

The Girl With Something Extra

Warning: Cartoon nudity

Are You Republican?

I am: 33% Republican.

"You're probably one of those chicken-littles who thinks maybe we should worry a little bit, occasionally, about the fate of the planet that our lives all depend on."

Are You A Republican?

Global Personality

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 30% Stability 53% Orderliness 60% Accommodation 30% Interdependence 36% Intellectual 43% Mystical 30% Artistic 36% Religious 10% Hedonism 23% Materialism 70% Narcissism 30% Adventurousness 30% Work ethic 30% Self absorbed 70% Conflict seeking 30% Need to dominate 36% Romantic 30% Avoidant 70% Anti-authority 43% Wealth 30% Dependency 70% Change averse 70% Cautiousness 56% Individuality 43% Sexuality 36% Peter pan complex 76% Physical security 50% Physical Fitness 24% Histrionic 63% Paranoia 56% Vanity 43% Hypersensitivity 56% Female cliche 50%

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Lightsabres!

Your Lightsaber is Blue

Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
confidence, and truth.


What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Belief-O-Mactic

What religion fits you best?

1. Secular Humanism (100%) - The describtion pretty much describes my belifes
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
9. Taoism (54%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. Jainism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
18. Hinduism (35%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
20. Scientology (34%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
22. Sikhism (29%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%) - lol the actual Church I was baptized into.

No brontosaurus

The brontosaurus never existed? I'm so sad. It was my favorite dinosaur

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You've never been afraid to learn the lessons of history, which is why your solution to everything is nuking Japan.


yes..well, Leo's are known for being temperamental