Your Inner Fairy

You are a faerie of the flame. You tend to lose
your temper at the littlest thing, hot-headed.
You're a loyal friend to those who can
understand your raging moods. You're social
though claim not to be. You are no one else but
yourself and sometimes you try to hard to be
just that. You're a passionate friend, and
would do almost anything for those you care
for.


What's your inner Faerie?
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Create-A-Character

Be in South Park

me:

Dionaea House

Creepy internet story Dionaea House



and it involves blogspot!


and if you get too scared here is the afterword

E Sheep

Have a little sheep friend

His eye almost told me!

Ok, I know this has been around forever, but it cracks me up everytime.

Lord of the Rings in Engrish

who knew numbers could create art?

http://www.asciibabes.com/asciiguys.html

It as been described as pg porn for nerds. Too true.

A Poem By LilyFair

Pineapple butt monkees
Eat raw sheep
In Glaucoma Falls

*beatnik snaps*

Pin up girls

http://mutoworld.com - pretty pin up pictures like this one:

Simpsons Personaliy Test

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/

I'm Mr. Burns

Be My Beard

Beards!

Heehee

The Renaissance Fair Edition

Went to the RenFair this past weekend. Saw some ...interesting* things. This is the forth year I've gone and I have to say, this was the most interesting* visit I have had.

*Freaky as hell

Some shows I saw:

Knights of Avalon Full Contact Joust
The knight I rooted for. He lost. Was good and funny but not as good as last year's knight. Last year's knight had that Draco Malfory blond bad/pretty boy thing going on and said things like "I shall cut off my enemies heads' and use their skulls to make festive candy dishes!"

The Poxy Boggards

The Belles of Bedlam were a I saw the most disturbing thing ever. Not in the show, the show was fine, but in the audience. Um...lets just say white trash drunk before noon. Yikes!

Sound and Fury Heehee. Also, Shelby I love you!

Stores:

Ye Bag Wench Bought a hat. Am wearing it right now

The Alchemist Tree Soapsmiths Eastern Tisane in the best scent

Smited!

What threat to the Bush administration are you?



Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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Mumbo Jumbo

Bodhisattva By the GODS! You scored 79%!

You're probably a pretty chill person. We are here and that is that. You realize some truths about reality and existence -and you are comfortable with your place in the world. For the most part, you have no objections to being who and what you are. Congratulations, you're probably a re-incarnated enlightened master. You should found your own school of higher learning or spiritual mastery.

This test tracked 1 variable How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 61% on beliefs

Link: The Existentialist Mumbo Jumbo Test written by ariesfire79 on Ok Cupid

Erotic name

Warning: Nude spelling

Nakedness ahead!

Unitarian Jihad

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Atom Bomb of Moderation.

Get yours.

The bunnies...

are fluffy

Forbes 15 Richest Fictional Characters.

All estimates are in current US Dollars.

1. Santa Claus: - Unlimited

2. Richie Rich: - 24.7 billion

3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks: - 10 billion

4. Scrooge McDuck: - 8.2 billion

5. Thurston Howell III: - 8 billion

6. Willie Wonka: - 8 billion

7. Bruce Wayne: - 6.3 billion

8. Lex Luthor: - 4.7 billion

9. J.R. Ewing: - 2.8 billion

10. Auric Goldfinger: - 1.2 billion

11. C. Montgomery Burns: - 1 billion

12. Charles Foster Kane: - 1 billion

13. Cruella De Vil: - 875 million

14. Gordon Gekko: - 650 million

15. Jay Gatsby: - 600 million

The pineapples are lovely tonight

French: Les ananas sont jolis ce soir - Pineapples are pretty this evening
German: Die Ananas sind heute Abend nett - The pineapple are nice tonight
Portuguese: Os abacaxis são encantadores esta noite - No translation
Russian: Ананасы прекрасны сегодня вечером - Pineapples are fine tonight
Spanish: Las piñas son encantadoras esta noche - The pineapples are charming this night

http://translation.paralink.com/

Yo, quotes!

More quotes I've collected

I try to stay in bed for at least 10 minuted to ponder my place in the universe. Then I wash my face, check my karma and get my balance for the day - Drew Barrymore quoted in People magazine

It's never too soon to start being finished - Gail Carson Levine, Enchanted Ella

If you can't beate them, arrange to have them beaten - Grocho Marx,

She only said no once and that was because she didn't hear the question - 42 Street, description of Anytime Annie

Sure God created man before woman...but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece - unknown

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole

Never moon a werewolf - Barbara Paul

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals - Mark Twain

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin

Dyslexics of the world - untie! - unknown

Ever stop to think and forget to start again? - unknown

I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost